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Another Football Player Beating Up On A Woman

December 16, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Oklahoma State, The Dirty 219

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Tyreek Hill who savagely beat his pregnant girlfriend and got arrested. He told the cops that he was arrested “because she is white and he is black” so he’s a racist women beater. At least OK State kicked him off the football team which is more that you can say about Florida State and their rapist, crab stealing QB. Mike Gundy is more of a man than Jimbo Fisher could ever be.

I really hope Oregon wins it all this year.- nik

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Larry Fitzgerald’s Groupie Baby Momma

December 16, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty 72


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Larry Fitzgerald’s dream killer baby mom Melissa. She has a teenage son from her young days with a guy named Darius (she deleted ALL pics of this son and only posts about Larry’s son now). Before Larry, she knowingly moved with her older son to live with a big drug king pin in Baltimore named Naz. He was arrested so she left him and moved to athletes. Got pregnant by Larry, gave birth and left her older son to move to LA where she could threaten for the most child support. She’s secretly trying to get pregnant again and acts innocent and not about the money because plan A is to be wifey. When that doesn’t work, she plots to move back to LA and make his life hell. Here’s a pic of her and a quote she posted in September when she got mad at him. She deleted it, but screenshots for the win. He better watch out for this one.

Larry don’t ask me to delete this post. It wont happen. I was being cool on the last ones, but now the tide is turning. You chose this life…not me.- nik

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Cam Newton Injured In Car Crash

December 9, 2014 Charlotte, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 27


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cam Newton was just sent to the hospital because he was involved in a car accident. It appears his truck flipped over several times, hopefully he is ok. He is our only hope to making it to the playoffs this year.

My thoughts and prayers are with Cam Newton’s family.- nik

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Coincidence Or Escort — Kelly Kline

December 8, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty 14



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone tries saying Kelly Kline isn’t a port potty… so lets see coincidence or escort you tell us Nik… so one of my gfs that works at Sapphires where Kelly works says she’s never working and constantly traveling… on Tuesday she was in Chicago courtside at the Dallas Mavs sideline and her latest Instagram follow none other then Chandler Parsons himself. At least have some dignity and admit to sucking Gregs for courtside seats instead of pretending you paid for them.

Kelly Kline isn’t very smooth.- nik

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Wife Of NY Knick Jason Smith Is A Dream Killer

December 4, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 47


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kristy Simek – Smith, the wife of New York Knick Jason Smith is a Dream Killer. They met while he played for the Philadelphia 76ers and she was a cheerleader for the team. She slept with a couple NBA players before they met and blew Pat Burrell from the Phillies in his car at the Washington Township P.J. Whelihans. I used to be on the 76ers Dance Team with Kristy and she used to say she wanted to marry a pro athlete. It’s ashamed because Jason Smith seems like a good enough guy, but he was dumb enough to fall for her trap. She would have married any pro athlete, he was just the sucker who fell for her scam. Why do these pro athletes fall for this crap? Have you ever met a Pro Basketball Cheerleader who didn’t do it to try to close a player? This girl was banging a bouncer from 32 Degrees Nightclub while she first started dating Jason. When are these guys going to start seeing dream killers for what they are and stop falling into their honey traps?

I’m surprised Jason fell for this DK considering her teeth and nose.- nik

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Happy Holidays Saint Nik

December 3, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last year, after watching King James beat the Lakers in a VIP suite at Hyde Staples Center my friend Amy Andersssen and I unwrapped our gifts by the Christmas tree. Like most men it’s next to impossible for someone to buy the right gift for a guy who has it all my wish is that your Knicks make the playoffs long live the black mamba. In appreciation for breaking the internet daily, weekly, and monthly may 2015 bring happiness for all disciples of the Madison Square Garden. Would’ve developed the pics wanted it to be a message for Phil Jackson to watch out on his spending and find value in the future Carmelo Anthony is a little overpriced but worth it come playoff time.

Thank you for not wearing Red Bottoms. Merry Christmas.- nik

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Denver Bronco Quanterus Smith Is A Cheap Ass

December 1, 2014 Denver, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 438


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Denver Bronco Quanterus Smith came into our establishment and we gave him impeccable service. This cheap ass decided to tip Molly nothing. He needs to be exposed.

I like how he crossed out the zeros to make sure you knew he ain’t payin sh*t.- nik

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DeMarco Murray Is A Piece Of Sh*t

December 1, 2014 Dallas, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 78



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel bad for Brennan Clay who was teammates with DeMarco Murray at the University of Oklahoma. He went onto twitter yesterday and let the world know what a whore his wife is and how she is having an affair with DeMarco Murray.  Typical purple chasing slut his wife Gina D’Agostini is, Brennan is broke and DeMarco is the best running back in the NFL $$$$.

This is huge for Android.- nik

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