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**Update** George Hill Equals Two Pump Chump

Posted in Dirty Athletes, San Antonio, The Dirty | February 9th, 2010

Sorry San Antonio Spurs, but this post is not c*mming down.  I apologize for my lawyer defecating on you.- nik

Click Here to see exclusive legal battle on TMZ Sports

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are pics and text from this DB George Hill in San Antonio.  I saw you mentioned Media Take Out and these were on there last year of this NBA star, but they chickened out and removed it and just made threats to show his nudes.  Since I know you don’t care about the world here is the real deal. He is a quick nut as he says….lame in the sack & loves to eat but isnt really good at it. Only thing he can do is finger which is sad. thats his old # its changed now. The web cam he uses his boy’s sign from college for yahoo & the pic of his Greg is while he was in Miami after he jacked off on cam for me.  I’m just so tired of hearing how he’s a good guy & in reality he’s a jerk, a liar & a cheat & then on his myspace tagged pic a under aged girl tagged him in a pic where she met him & her friend commented “girl you are so lucky, dont worry I’ll keep your secret” WTF?  Put this guy on blast nik!  People shouldn’t forget about his scum bag ways.

When will athletes learn that a cell phone (or burner) is worse than a handgun.  Taking pictures of your Greg (Harold the Purple Crayon in this case) and texting it to strange is almost the same thing as murder.- nik

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Jose Conseco’s New Girl

Posted in Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, San Jose, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Jose Canseco’s new chick her name is Leila and she is a bikini model from The Bay Area. He met her at a playboy party and they have been hooked up since. I have tons of pics if you need more.

Isn’t Jose like 60 years old… how is he still pulling tail when he is broke?  Well I guess she really doesn’t constitute as tail, maybe Ox tail.- nik

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The Future Is Now

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty | January 29th, 2010

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Now that Kurt Warner is done… the golden child will finally get his shot.  I think Matt is ready.

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Patty Prince aka Teddy Bear, aka Ladies Man, aka Most Decorated Athlete In Oregon History

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Oregon, The Dirty | January 27th, 2010

Patty Prince (aka teddy bear, aka ladies man, aka most decorated athlete in oregon history)

Patty Prince (aka teddy bear, aka ladies man, aka most decorated athlete in oregon history)

THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid is the biggest liar in the world. He claims to have hooked up with countless woman, whats good. He also claims to play or played football at U of O, and now is a Star at Portland State. He said U of O coach called him and begged him to come play, but he was bangin too many hoes to have time for practice. I mean Practice? Practice? He also says he has his own clothing brand, UpsideDown Corp. In the end, this guy is just a kid that’s stuck on his child hood dream of being the best football player to live. He has created this world in his head that he is God and he is the most decorated athlete in Oregon history. It’s time for someone to come clean.

If he misses that shot, he sucks.- nik

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Greg Oden Talks About His Purple Crayon On The Internet

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Portland, The Dirty | January 27th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Greg Olden talking about his purple crayon being all over the net.  Also my friends dont go on the dirty religiously like i do, but they were blowing me up that you were all over all the sports talk radio yesterday morning.

There are more pictures… I am in the works of getting them now.  This isn’t a situation that is going to go away with one press conference.  Greg is an attention wh*re which makes me believe there is video out there.  DIRTY ARMY, I know you will not let us down.- nik

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Half Naked Hockey Players And Beat Chicks

Posted in Chicago, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Vancouver | January 27th, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Chicago Blackhawks got to VanDirty last weekend, partied all Friday Night at a nightclub called The Roxy and got their ass kicked on the ice the next night 5-1. Patrick Kane looks like he has his pants off with a blonde who obviously has a greg, and an Indian chick who is fat and dresses like a lumberjack.  Married, 2 kids, awful bodied John Madden shows off his muscles to a thrilled sloot.  Kris Versteeg in douche sunglasses and shirt inside a limo…on a winter night tries to look like a rockstar while the fat chick strokes his scronny chest.

I don’t get why athletes try to ruin their marriage with ugly girls.  If you are going to cheat at least find a chick or chicks that are smoking hot.  These girls look like life ruiners for single dudes… so shimmy.- nik

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Ochocinco, Girl You Trippin (Live)

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty | January 27th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Chad Ochocinco’s debut performance of “Girl, You Trippin”. Recorded live at the 400 Supper Club Party hosted by Lebron James at Karma in South Beach. Featuring Bigg D and the Bottom Shelf Band.

Esteban, please don’t quit your day job.  Yes, he is serious and thinks his band is going to make it.  Chad Please!- nik

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Greg Oden’s Purple Crayon Exposed

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Portland, The Dirty | January 26th, 2010

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So the girl who leaked these pictures had tried to sell me these text images of Greg Oden for three weeks.  We never came to terms because the guy isn’t worth a penny in my book.  Sorry for the caterpillar of hearts, he is black.

Click here to see the real deal (+18 please)

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Would You Wear That T-Shirt

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Portland, The Dirty | January 25th, 2010

Would you wear the Shirt?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Greg Oden did: Would you? I know, dumb question. Would you wear the shirt?

No, the loudest one in the room is the weakest.- nik

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Evans And Huerta

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty | January 23rd, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out UFC fighters Roger Huerta and Sugar Evans getting some sun and sharing a shimmy moment.  UFC fighters love hanging around shims and that is something i will never understand.

What I don’t understand:  “Why do black people lay out?”- nik

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