11.03.09

ASU SOFTBALL/WRESTLERS

Posted in ASU, Dirty Athletes

ASU SOFTBALL/WRESLERS

THE DIRTY ARMY: ASU SOFTBALL GIRLS AND A FEW UGLY LOOKING WRESTLING GUYS, FUNNY THING IS THEY ARE HIDING THOSE BEERS WITH THE PHOTOSHOP AND MOST ARE UNDERAGE, ASU ATHLETES AT IT AGAIN..ASU WRESTLER NAZI SUPPORTER…NICE, BET COACH IS GOING TO LOVE THIS.

They all look German to me.- nik


Nik Richie

11.03.09

Jose Canseco Still Getting Tail

jose canseco still getting tail

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like jose canseco still gets chicks even though he is old, broke and is known for having shrunken junk. Nik why do chicks still dig this guy i mean its been 20yrs since he was good at baseball.

I wonder what kind of oil he uses for his chest?  I am guessing something with a lavender scent.- nik


Nik Richie

11.02.09

Grady Sizemore And His Playmate Girlfriend Brittany On Halloween

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THE DIRTY ARTMY: Nik, here is Grady Sizemore with his playmate GF Brittany… Can you believe they are still together?

For as much as he cheats on her… no I can’t actually.- nik

Also See:

More Of Grady Sizemore And Brittany Binger

Grady Sizemore And Playmate Girlfriend

Grady Sizemore


Nik Richie

11.01.09

Would You Jeremy Shockey’s Girl

Jeremy Shockey

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is some girl with Jeremy Shockey of the Saints named Kristin C. She is pretty hot and has nice + 2’s.  Would You?

Answer:  No, she has aged Cougar neck.  The guy in the middle looks like the biggest Creeper ever and what is with the witch dating Brett Farve?


Nik Richie

10.31.09

Brian Giles… The Beginning Of A Nice 4 Day Weekend

Brian Giles... the beginning of a nice 4 day weekend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Went for a run on the beach where I live (Del Mar, CA… North county of San Diego) and noticed 2 familiar looking dudes and a chick. Recognized the guys as Brian Giles (SD Padres) and what looked like Trevor Hoffman (can’t tell for sure as he split shortly after I ran buy and yelled “F*cking has-beens!”). Anyways, ran up the street to my house, then brought back my camera. Looks like the lovebirds are staying in the house on the beach… oh yea, drinking on the beach in Del Mar is illegal, and I think prostitution is too. But that’s never stopped either of the Giles brothers. I’ve got about 20 more pictures if you want them.

Red Cups and +2’s sounds like the perfect combo.  Send in more pictures of the chick… nobody cares about Brian Giles anymore.- nik


Nik Richie

10.30.09

Leftovers?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Tim Hardaway with the girl with the booty Zahra.  How can you say no to an ass like that, Tim couldn’t, can you…would you with Hardaway’s leftovers?

Answer:  No, I don’t like big booties… like I always say you lose about 2 inches on the Greg because of the extra padding.


Nik Richie

10.28.09

InCase You Didn’t Know…

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Tattoos like this usually end in divorce 99.9999999% of the time.  Smart move Lamar Odom and Khloe Odom.


Nik Richie

10.28.09

Laker At The Mansion

Laker at the Mansion

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I saw the Lakers Back-up Sasha Vujacic at the Playboy Halloween Party at the mansion. I think he is Russell Brand or Slash..I’m still tring to deciede.. Also His arm candy looks beat. I think he has his beer google on.

Sasha good outfit… not sure who you are supposed to be, but it works.- nik


Nik Richie

10.27.09

Graham Does It Again

Graham Does it Again (The Tale of ANOTHER Cheerleader)

Graham Does it Again (The Tale of ANOTHER Cheerleader)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sara J, Cincinnati Bengal Cheerleader. She’s been spotted around town lately with the infamous Shayne Graham. She has also slept with every other Bengal Football player. This girl is a teacher too!! You would think with Graham’s paycheck he could attract something a little easier on the eyes Nik!

Everyone in Cincinnati knows this kicker is a Sex Addict.  It is no secret… he can’t even keep relationships because his Red Rocket has freckles that need to be touched constantly.- nik


Nik Richie

10.27.09

Odom’s Gummy Adventure

Odom's gummy adventure

Odom's gummy adventure

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, over the past summer before LAKERS Lamar Odom met Chubby Kardashian he was partying a ton in South Beach when the Heat and D-Wade were trying to whoo him back to MIA. Check out his gummy adventure in south beach.  By the way… If you had to pick one… this ugly thing or the nasty thing he calls his wife?

Obviously I would pick his wife over this warthog, only because there are more celebrity perks involved like all the free sh*t she gets clothes, x-box, movies, etc.  I still think Lamar needs to wake up from this nightmare he is putting himself in.  He doesn’t need to be married to be happy.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"