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If You Are Married Or A Pro Athlete
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Fresno State, Houston, The Dirty | September 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, are you bored in your marriage? Looking for an EASY out? Well look no further, Summer Duncan at your service!! She will even let you move into her parents house with her until you decide to dump her and go back to your wife! Silly girl is the laughing stock of Fresno. She even has a facebook montage of the men she’s given it up to (thanks for the pics!) Apparently she has had the time of her life! We all feel bad for the poor new athlete she is trying to nail… MLS Houston Dynamo Player Michael C. Be careful buddy, this is the most manipulative girl you have ever met!
These pro athletes she sleeps with must be blind, do they not notice that her chin is off center?- nik
Dirty Florida Marlin
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty | September 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen you put dirty athletes on blast for sh*t that makes them feel good and I am DA proud! Here’s one I’m pulling intel for you: Ricky Nolasco from the florida marlins. Saw him 2 weeks ago up here in DC with one of those beat trannys the ‘Glow girls’ (you had a previous post about this group of slugs). Did my DA work and word says he’s been messing with this h*emerican cadirack go-go jillian (first pic far right) for a while now. Wonder if the horse in the second pix knows she was one of his many stops in Miami just before paying for the glow girl! Check out the refund gap on Mr. Ed’s +2’s- with his E.D. he couldn’t fill the gap thats why she’s a snicker licker the rest of the time! Nik put this fish on blast he’s got a history of fanny packs and paying them off too. I have more coming to you! I was a sloot not long ago and learned my lesson from a hockey player (you might know him as the useless goalie in the Stanley cup finals this year) now I’m DA strong!!
Adderall ruined baseball, not steroids or bottlerats.- nik
Matt Leinart’s Parent Have To Be Disappointed
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty | September 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with the rumors of Lionheart going to the Bills, Raiders, or Giants…..who is your pick? I mean he is only going there to be a back up obviously. This guy sucks and it proves it helps to have such a good college team as he did, because now he cant even start for the Arizona Cardinals. Where do you think he is headed?
I am going with the Phoenix Mercury. Who wants to hold a clipboard in the snow or rain?- nik
Cristiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Is Not All She Is Cracked Up To Be
Posted in Dirty Athletes, The Dirty | September 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I am a huge fan of The Dirty and especially agree with your taste in women…All the chat at the moment is about super pimp footballer Ronaldo’s girlfriend Irina S…Too the uninitiated she is meant to be the hottest chick on the planet..However I have obtained a photo of her exposing numerous flaws…Notice the back fat, slight roll of fat on her ass and nascent double chin…Sorry to break to the Dirty Army but I think the quest for an acceptable brunette must continue.
I love that you guys are finally starting to see the light. My teachings are going well.- nik
Roger Clemens Faces 30 Years In Prison If Convicted
Posted in Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Washington DC | August 31st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Roger Clemens pleaded not guilty to a 6 count indictment alleging he lied to Congress about his use of steroids during his baseball career. If convicted Clemens can get up to 30 years in prison and 1.5 million dollar fine. Nik, I wanted to ask you what you think about this and how long is he going to get locked up for?
He will pay 2 million and call it a day. Congress doesn’t have the balls to put him in jail, which is a prime example why we need Brock Landers in office.- nik
What Was Jim Furyk Really Doing
Posted in Dirty Athletes, The Dirty | August 30th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Jim Furyk, the purest golfer of them all was DQ’d from the Barclay’s because he “overslept” his tee time for Wednesday’s pro-am. He claimed his cell phone alarm malfunctioned. How does a multi-millionaire pro athlete with a caddy (working for 10%) expecting him at the course not get so much as a knock on the door from the hotel staff? You think he was somewhere other than his room? Any DA intel on the potential sports scoop?
I actually got a text from a mutual buddy at 4 in the morning asking if I knew where he was? WTF?- nik
Barry Zito’s New Girlfriend From ASU
Posted in Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty | August 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito has a new girlfriend. He has been seen around town with this girl, Ari, who graduated from Arizona State. Is he off the market or is she just one of a few?
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Barry, you read this website religiously… there is no way you can be dating Ari (that is her name). You know that she is a starf*cker… I know Brody would always go after my leftovers, but why do you always go after his?- nik
Tiger Woods Has Definitely Been To Las Vegas This Week
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Orlando, The Dirty | August 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Tiger shot a 65 today at the Barclays. Its been a while since he has played so well and with his divorce being finalized personally I was not surprised. So Nik, do you agree with me when I say he was in Vegas earlier this week?
I don’t think he was in Vegas, but I do think he was involved in some sort of gang bang last night.- nik
Changing The Name Of DRD
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, St. Paul, The Dirty | August 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Dennis Rodman was interviewed recently in St. Paul, and according to the interview, Rodman said “never have” to a question of whether he’s had STDs. Should we believe The Freak and do away with the DRD label, or are we too wise for his fallacies?
Dennis is a LIAR… stop Quayling us.- nik
Michael Jordan’s 19 Year Old Son Drops 35K At A Club In Aria Saturday Night
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty | August 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Michael Jordan’s sons enjoyed a great weekend in Vegas at a club in ARIA at The City Center dropping around 35K on the tab Saturday night, which should be nothing to the Kids since their dad is Michael Jordan… The only problem with this story is that Marcus Jordan is only 19, so now people are investigating into this seeing why the kid was allowed to get drunk at their club. Nik, your thoughts on this?
I think this club is in huge trouble and MJ is not a good father.- nik
