11.20.09

Kyle Boller Falls For Miss Good Finger’s Lies

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Radar Online:  In between getting fired as Miss California, writing a book and admitting to a sex tape, Carrie Prejean has found time to fall in love. She has been dating professional football player Kyle Boller – the back up quarter back for the St. Louis Rams – and RadarOnline.com has the first photo of the two love birds.

In her book Still Standing, Carrie wrote the following dedication:

“To my Kyle: I am so blessed to have you in my life. You have shown me what love is. Thank you for supporting me through all this drama.  I knew when we met there was something so special about you.”

Kyle you are an ignoramus!  You better be sleeping with one eye open because that chick will stab you in your sleep.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Morning Wood With The Matrix

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I bet Shawn Marion woke up regretting this one. Her name is Sarah and she is the towns nasty bottle rat slut who is all +2’s.  She talks about her night with Shawn like it was her job to inform the world.   Unless your a fat point dexter who never gets any action you would never look twice at this girl, good job Marion.

I can’t believe Shawn hit that.  She is probably making it up so people don’t look at her nose.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Urlacher’s New Girl

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, saw the post on Urlacher’s Ex-giving his Jersey the finger, I think i know why she is pist off. She got traded for a bigger sloot!

That is not even close to an upgrade?  What the hell is Urlacher thinking… he can pull way better trim than that.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Jerry Jones Is Over It

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Jerry Jones trying his best to pull off his own version of Dallas Dirty Celeb “Billy the Corky”.

You can tell in his attitude lately that he is over the Cowboys and life.  Leper was the best sex he ever had according to Leper.- nik


Nik Richie

11.12.09

Diamond Status

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember Kayla? Here she is with Chuck.  So you think he just needs a place to park his car for a while?

Chuck can pull way hotter ass than that… what is he thinking?- nik


Nik Richie

11.11.09

Mike Tyson Arrested At LAX

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TMZ Reports:UPDATE 8:13 PM PT: Tyson has been booked for misdemeanor battery and his bail has been set at $20,000. TMZ has learned Mike Tyson has been arrested at LAX airport for battery after a bloody confrontation with a paparazzo outside the United terminal. We’re told Tyson punched the pap in the face and there is blood everywhere.

Click Here To Read More

Nice, Iron Mike is BACK!!!- nik


Nik Richie

11.11.09

The Good Old Days When Matt Leinart Was Beautiful

Matty, remember when you were the King of the World?

**Nice interception… remember my offer still stands for you to work at TheDirty if this clipboard thing doesn’t work out for you.


Nik Richie

11.09.09

MVP Kobe Bryant Loves His Down Time

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s the Laker’s finest getting some pampering in Newport. Forgy?

Talk about triple coverage.  Kobe you smell that?- nik


Nik Richie

11.09.09

LeBron James And His Butt Fluffer

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Meet The Famous:  Hey Nik, we got a funny photo of Lebron James with the trainers hand down the back of his pants. I took this one myself at the game. This was at the Knicks/Cavs game at MSG on Friday night.

I went to Lolas for dinner on Saturday night in Cleveland and the waitress would not stop telling me how sh*tty of a tipper Lebron James was.  So I am guessing the trainer must be looking for tip money.- nik

[Image:  Meet The Famous]


Nik Richie

11.09.09

Larry Johnson Released By Kansas City Chiefs

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, in a tersely worded statement Monday, the Kansas City Chiefs announced that embattled running back Larry Johnson has been released. Johnson on Sunday served a one-game suspension for making gay slurs. He was 75 yards from breaking Priest Holmes’ franchise record (6,070) for career rushing yards. The Chiefs suspended Johnson without pay through Sunday, the team’s bye week, after he questioned coach Todd Haley’s qualifications on his Twitter account and twice used a homosexual slur. Last Monday, Kansas City reached a settlement with Johnson through his agent, reducing the amount of pay Johnson would lose by half, to $315,000. The Chiefs initially cleared Johnson to return to the team’s facility and participate in team activities beginning Monday. He apologized for his remarks last week, and his agent said his client had learned from the entire experience. Last week, an online petition started by Chiefs fans asked general manager Scott Pioli to deactivate Johnson and keep him on the sideline so he could not pass Holmes’ team rushing record or join the team’s Ring of Honor at Arrowhead Stadium.  Click Here To Read Full Story

This is so stupid… deactivating a guy because of his Twitter.  Scott Pioli you are an idiot.  I decided.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"