THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can’t get any worse than this. Athletes getting wild! This is L**sa Gre**am on the softball team. I heard about this girl a few times in passing with other friends. She is a sloot wh*re. She is an athlete at OSU who likes to sleep with other athletes, particularly football players. When I say sleep with, I mean suck off. I don’t think they would even fu*k her. She’s given head to most of the football and basketball team JT moore, Chad, Sully among the most famous names. I’ve met her like twice, she tries to act all innocent but she’s not fooling anyone. One of my football player friends told me she is on a certain wall in their locker room where they write down hoes. “L**sa Head Queen” is what is currently written. She just wants the recognition of football players and basketball players. To her, sleeping with them is like winning white girl olympics. And her half asian friend isn’t an apple to far from this tree.

Hefty chicks (I mean softball chicks) are gossip queens, what better thing to talk about.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chris Standing. He is the head coach at 503 West Coast Jui-jitsu. Lets put it all out there both Chris and his wife are swingers and brag about how many members of the gym that they sleep with. Chris got kicked out of alive mma for getting a blowjob from a student and trying to get down with others. Chris and his wife had a threesome with Bill Bradleys daughter and Chris fFshs girlfriend to name a couple. He calls out guys from other gyms and then files harrassment charges on them when theyre about to crush him, what a coward and an embarrassment to the sport.

Chuck Norris and friends are squares.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty sloot’s name is Miranda Hoffman. I’m surprised there isn’t already a million things about her on this website yet. This b*tch went to Badin High School and f*cked the entire football and basketball teams. All girls should watch out because she’ll f*ck your man. You want to lose your virginity then hit her up. That orange tan won’t hide your ugly face, b*tch. Every guy who was worth a damn in Badin’s graduating class has f*cked her. Guy’s want to cheat on your girlfriends? Go for it. Her Junior year she made a list of all the guys she’s f*cked. Got up to 42. Don’t even want to know what this wh*re’s riding now. Now she goes to OU so she can underage drink, smoke, and f*ck and not get judged. Somebody should probably tell her this is OHIO not jersey shore. Smoke, underage drink, sex- The life of Miranda Hoffman.

Which frat house is she living in?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, frosted tips, pooka shells, waxed eye brows, athlete, all around tough guy, classic 90′s look, ruggedly handsome, seen at the Splash Room handing out business cards.  This guy has the worst game in the history of game.

Pooka shell choker… do I really need to say more?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl thinks she is Gods gift to men?  For everyone that doesn’t know her, you are probably wondering why the hell she would be thinking that.  Well you can thank the Vikings practice squad, all those have and it’s very sad because that gives her the fuel to think she is super hot and everyone wants her.  I guess at the end of the day, she is happy, so can’t hate to much.

She is God’s gift to Blackmen.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a video from D-wade’s bday at Mynt Lounge.  Why was he at a whack ass club like Mynt?  Cause Opium Group turned him down, that is why.  I can only sit back and laugh at this guy, Miami really has no love for him… its all about King James and Bosh.

The video looks like Sunday nights at LIV.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Evander Kane for the past 2 years has thought of himself to be the hottest sh*t in Canada.  He would act so cool, go off on twitter, facebook and any other social media.  Acting like a bad*ss, being arrogant, cocky and just an overall person that people started to hate.  You put his sorry ass on blast and his girlfriend and him woke the f*ck up and realized Evander ain’t sh*t.  He is just another hockey player to us all, no different from anyone.  I’d understand if he was good, but he is just an average Joe.  Check out this article about how he has not twitted in over 10 days and how he took down his FB.  They said the Team made him do that… I find it very funny that this has been going on for over a year and soon as his ass gets blasted on TheDirty then they decide to let him know to tone it down.  All I’m saying, is if he was not posted on here, he would still be on twitter talking sh*t and going out to clubs to fight and thinking he is God.  TheDirty put this loser in his place and gave him a very well deserved wake up call.  Click here to read full article.

Never underestimate the DIRTY ARMY.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you saw this last night and probably realized how much your Lakers suck and how Scooby’s Clippers are the new team in town.  Did you hear how so many people are dropping their Laker tickets just to pay twice as much and go see a real NBA show.  Blake Griffin is the truth.

Blake Griffin is so overrated. He looks like a mix of Kris Humphries and a retard.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Evander Kane’s girlfriend who allows him to screw anyone he wants while she stands by and watches is nothing new to the dirty.  Remember this classic post?  I totally knew I remembered her from somewhere.  I had to send it in, and your last comment to Evan was classic, are you scared he might kick your ass one day when he sees you?

This guy has a girlfriend… why is he creeping on Facebook?- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your favorite fame wh*re Kelly Sue Dillard is at it again with Shawn Marion of the Dallas Mavericks. She’s been bragging about it to anyone that will listen. Someone warn The Matrix that he’s now on The Dirty. Dirty Athletes? Don’t let him lose his game to her!

Shawn please tell me this is a joke.- nik