Arian Foster Messed Up Big Time

October 6, 2014 Dallas, Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Houston, The Dirty 114


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its crazy how we call some women Dream Killers because they really are.  Here is another prime example.  Arian Foster was the BEST running back in the NFL… until he started messing with this stupid b*tch that he knocked up… last 2 seasons have been beyond disappointing for him and the only thing that changed in his life… was this blonde gold diggin bimbo… so guys, focus on life, bang chicks, just don’t be to serious with them or get them prego.

Wear condoms… there is nothing wrong with having a Golden Ticket (magnum) in your back pocket at all times.- nik

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Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend Is Beat

October 3, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty 167

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, seems like Michael Phelps only makes bad decisions in life… first he gets a DUI and now he is dating this beat cougar… smh!!! Click here to see her topless.

Sometimes a fake chest can make a man blind.- nik

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Leave Hope Solo Out Of The AP Debate

October 3, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 62


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can not believe the media monkeys are comparing the Hope Solo case to that of Adrian Peterson. First and foremost, should Hope be found guilty she deserves her sentence, domestic violence is never ok, but to compare the two cases is outrageous. Hope did not drag the lifeless body of her nephew out of an elevator caught on camera and then kick him to see if he is okay. It is reported that Hope had a BB gun pointed at her and a broom handle was broken over her head. Hope just had her 73rd career shutout with the National team, was on the Olympic team in ’08 and ’12 and the WNT are on their way to qualifying for the 2015 world cup. The media should let her have day in court and then report/compare at free will, until then they should stick to reporting on her successes or move onto the next NFL player who has beaten his child/or wife.

But have you seen her naked. Those nude images should be illegal.- nik

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Hannah Stocking Is Going To Kill Klay Thompson’s Career

September 29, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 80


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, mega gold digger/athlete chaser finally landed a man with a pro career.  She landed herself Klay Thompson who has so much potential to be a superstar in the NBA but I have a feeling he is going to have a sh*tty season now that she is in his life.  What do you think?

Klay can do way better. This chick is just using him.- nik

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Adrian Peterson Needs To Be Released

September 22, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Minnesota 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how is the NFL not taking action with AP? And of course the Vikings wont release him, they want to trade him! Poor taste in Minnesota. My guess is the Raiders. I guess it’s ok to beat your children these days. If our heroes can do it, why not us?

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Rex Chapman Got Busted

September 22, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rex Chapman got busted jacking $14k in iPhones yesterday at the Apple store in Scottsdale. Nik I don’t understand why? Why would a millionaire ex athlete do this? Did he get set up by someone like a psychopathic girlfriend or jealous Apple employee? This guy has it all.

Hopefully someone updates his Wikipedia.- nik

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Serena Williams Needs To Play Against The Men

September 12, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 135

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, women’s tennis is becoming a joke. Nobody can beat Serena Williams because she is a dude from Compton. She has so much testosterone in her body that she even grunts like a man. It’s so not fair for the cuter white chicks in miniskirts. My vote is for Serena to play in the men’s league. The competition will be tougher and woman’s rights of equal pay blah blah blah will be fulfilled.

That would be kind of cool and ground breaking. Serena Williams should totally accept your challenge.- nik

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Cleveland Brown’s Jordan Poyer Is Cheating Again

September 12, 2014 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 77


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now that Jordan Poyer is in Cleveland it seems he is up to his old tricks from Philly.  Ladies of Cleveland, don’t sleep with this man, he is actually taken and will lie to get you to spread your legs.  You all have now been warned.

Is he the kicker? Never heard of this guy.- nik

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