She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Is She An UFC Dreamkiller
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Reno, The Dirty | March 14th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, UFC fighter Ryan Bader is an up and coming star in the light heavyweight division. He’s currently 11-0 and will probably get a title shot in the near future. Unfortunately, he’s dating this girl. Do you think he could do better? Do you think she’ll bring him down and ruin his career?
As long as she’s making Bader’s prostate tap out, he will never be the champ.- nik
Ocho Cinco Uses Craigslist For Girls
Posted in Cincinnati, Dirty Athletes, Los Angeles, New York, The Dirty | March 12th, 2010
Email: Nik, as you had stated last week, your boy Chad Ochocinco is getting a Vh1 dating show. Here is the casting info about the show. Hoping you might put it on the site. VH1 and Chad “OCHO CINCO” Johnson team up to help him find true love!!! Cincinnati Bengal’s star wide receiver Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson is using his off-season to “play the field” in his new VH1 reality show. Ocho Cinco is one of the most electrifying individuals in sports today. His larger than life personality, on and off the field, have been well documented and so far he’s been able to tackle everything thrown his way… except when it comes to love… Do you have what it takes to win Chad’s heart? VH1 is looking for single, beautiful women who think they have what it takes to win the heart of one of football’s most electrifying bachelors. Can you handle the pressure of dating one of the NFL’s most popular players and all that comes with it? If so go to to come one www.OchoCincoCasting.com step closer to catching the man of your dreams.
Why does this show sound like it’s for fat white chicks?- nik
How Many Saints Has Jamie Gone Through
Posted in Dirty Athletes, New Orleans, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is some more pics of Jamie and some more random Saints players. I’m sure Hartley can’t feel a damn thing when he sleeps with her. She is disgusting and has been like this since she was a young high school girl. Nik my question to you is how many players do you think she has been with all together?
If I had to throw a magic number out into the atmosphere, I would going with (Starting A-Squad) 11.- nik
WSU Football Player Marcus Richmond Sends Himself Into TheDirty.com
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty, Washington State | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ok.. so I stole this pic from his computer not to long ago, OMG this *sshole ruined my out look on sex! I will never be the same.. He is the only guy who has ever turned me down, And he is a douche bag about it. like he told me I was a groupie. like WTF I’m blonde with green eyes I’m 110lbs with 34 C (real) breast and a nice *ss! I’m a calender model for god sake! ugh he said I wasn’t good enough to f*ck him. or up to par is what he told me! Ladies watch out for him.NE-wayz After I called him a p*ssy so many time and we finally did it…Yea he is a sweet guy but he has a monster! He has to have a 12 inch d*ck like come on.. and on top of that he has a c*ck ring!!! Afterward my jaw felt broke and my down under was sore. he wasn’t even rough and i I felt it in my chest. Even though I came twice, oooo i still get goose bumps thing about it! when he was done and I told him I was hurting he said, “I told you so”and had my best friend come pick him up… like OMG WTF right! W.S.U ladies if u ever want to have sex again with anyone else don’t have sex with Marcus Richmond on the W.S.U Football team no one else will ever compare. this sux *ss!!!!
Marcus please don’t use my website to promote your bull sh*t sex life. I can tell where every submission comes from down to the (your) computer. Sad that you submitted yourself for personal gain. But I guess being a nobody pretty soon is scaring you.- nik
Receding Hair Line
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Oklahoma | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so this is Jarett S. he plays baseball, or i should say \”benches\”, at OU and thinks he is the sh*t but really is just a sh*t stain. he is from California and thinks that it automatically makes him cooler than the rest of us here in Norman. Watch out girls, when he goes out he is on the prowl and will do anything in his power to try and get you to go home with him so he can screw you. he is a class act! I have personally fell for his \”act\” and I must say I was not impressed. Forget about size, we need some motion in the ocean and this kid is lacking in the fun department. if you like washed up, pot head losers with stds then hes the guy for you! .
Looks like the ladies have nothing to worry about. FORGY.- nik
Reggie Bush Damage Control
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Los Angeles, New Orleans, The Dirty | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like you were right again. Reggie Bush is on Twitter trying to defend his Tiger ways. He must read thedirty.com like a lot of other athletes and seen the two posts that have gone up about him “Reggie Bush’s New Tush” and ” Another Reggie Bush Side Girl“ He just needs to admit that he nails (ugly) civilians on the side. No one can hide from the Dirty Army.
Reggie Bush is a professional football player/celebrity that gets ass thrown at him all day. I would cheat too if I couldn’t get the vision of Ray J thrusting out of my head.- nik
Track Slut Georganne
Posted in Arizona / UofA, Dirty Athletes | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick Georganne Mo** is on the UofA track team and has gone through half of the football team in just a year here. She is a total bitychy trick with fake t*ties and more make up on her face than a circus clown would be proud of. She is just gross to just look at;
So Nik,would you?
Answer: no. Wouldn’t let those teeth near my greg, she seems like someone who has sex as a work-out
Another Reggie Bush Side Girl
Posted in Dirty Athletes, New Orleans, The Dirty | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Danielle R*pollo also one of Reggie’s hit it and leave girls. She only been with him a few times but im sure Kim K wouldn’t like that. She is from the westbank which we all know is where the cream of the crop girls come from *cough cough*. Oh and Nik, she thinks she is a pop singer, the next Brittney Spears! She follows the Saints players around like a lost puppy and gets excited when one of them pays her some attention at the end of a alcohal fueled evening. She is also friends with Jamie, Hartley’s h*e.
Well I know Reggie was banging her out during the break up, but this Danielle chick hooks up with multiple Saints players even some of the married guys.- nik
Also See: Reggie Bush’s New Tush
MLB Spring Training Is Upon Us
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty | March 8th, 2010
Email From Big Leaguer: Bro I can’t believe my ears yesterday. I have been playing MLB baseball for 11 years now and every Spring Training we have our “watch out for all this scary sh*t in the world” talk. Well this year I go into the same bullsh*t meeting excepting to hear what I hear every other year…watch your drink when your out, people are trying to take advantage of you, you are an example to kids, blah blah blah. Well this year what do I hear in the meeting, WATCH WHAT PICTURES YOU TAKE AND WHO YOU TAKE THEM WITH OR YOU COULD END UP ON A WEBSITE LIKE WWW.THEDIRTY.COM!!! Then they actually showed us pictires of your website. I have been Dirty Army Strong for about a year but I never thought you would blow up so big that you have MLB scared of you? Nik I hate to say it but….you have made it. Don’t put me on your site assh*le. Haha.
Save it… Yup every team gets the pre-season speech about me and the MLB office banned me from throwing out the first pitch at any baseball game. I am on their terrorist list. Thanks for the email… would have never guessed a family guy like you would be a fan.- nik
Florida Gator High Jump Hottie
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Florida Gators, The Dirty, Would You? | March 6th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Erin St*n, a professional bodybuilder and former Florida Gator high jumper. Check out that booty!!! Could you get down with this fitness freak?
Answer: I rather kill myself or donate blood than stick it in any fitness freak. I am not good with Orange Incredible Hulks.
