Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Tiger Woods Lovers Needs To STFU

May 3, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Orlando, The Dirty 85 87,402 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to put on blast Tiger Woods fans. I’ve been seeing a lot of posts involving him lately and it really pisses me off, well the whole Tiger thing since day one has pissed me off. I’ve been golfing since before I remember not to mention before Tiger Woods came on the scene, and I have a strong respect for the game, it is amazing it teaches you to be patient strong minded and use critical thinking, not to mention how to be a gentlemen (or woman). Then Tiger Woods comes out running all over the greens screaming swearing slamming clubs, I’ve even seen him throw clubs into the crowd at tournaments, and somehow everyone fell in love with him, well not me. I see him for what he really is a stuck up prick who thinks he is better than everyone and more important than the game of golf, the thing that made him. And set aside that whole marriage thing cause I don’t care I hated him before that not to mention I sleep with hotter girls than the girls he was f*cking. What really pisses me off is the fanboys always chanting Tigers the greatest golfer of all time, or Tiger is gunna win this week. I apologize to all you fan boys, but Tiger Woods is sh*t at golf now and he is not, nor has he ever been the greatest golfer of all time. Jack Nicklaus is the greatest golfer of all time and I could write a 1000 page essay as to why Jacks better than tiger but I wont. All im saying is tiger woods has 14 majors Nicklaus has 18 and that alone makes Nicklaus the greatest. I just wish all these fare weather golf fans would realize that and stfu cause it really pisses of an authentic golf fan like myself, not just a tiger fan. And to anyone whos gunna post “well tigers won three times this year” anything that isn’t a major means nothing, and Tiger hasn’t won a major in close to ten years, I think eight. Last point, Tiger Woods is 37 and needs 5 majors to beat Nicklaus’ record, only one man has won 5 majors after the age of 37 and that man is ben Hogan, arguably the greatest of all time but he was in a car accident that almost killed him at the prime of his career. Point being, tiger most likely will not catch Nicklaus’ record of 18 majors.

Tiger changed the game, love him or hate him he is the face of Golf. He inspired a younger generation to pick up a club and is a money making machine. The old timers are just old timers.- nik



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I Don’t Even Think God Believes In Tim Tebow Anymore

April 29, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 13 81,863 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so glad Tebow is out of here.  As a die hard Jets fan, it is time to get this weak ass guy out of the locker room.  Tebow is the worst NFL quarterback of all time, he sucks and to be honest, I don’t even think GOD believes in him anymore.  Do you see any other team picking this guy up?  Or is his NFL career over?

He needs to go to the Raiders.- nik



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Another ASU Pornstar

April 26, 2013 ASU, Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty 52 85,510 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here you have Steven Repking. A gymnast and douche at ASU, pretty shy boy who claims to be innocent. Little does he know he’s in for a rude awakening. Seems like our little innocent 20 year old is now a porn star on “the rise”. Not to mention a dirty one at that. He’s become a model for some nasty porn company. Talk about trashy. This kid is just dirty to begin with now he’s making his porn premiere cause he’s already been through all of the guys at ASU and Tempe.  Nik, put this wanna be star on blast so any left over guys can be warned about this loser… or should I say Kevin Clarkson his new porn name!

They should make ‘Porn’ a major at ASU.- nik



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Frank Trigg Pleads Guilty To Charges Of Domestic Battery Thanks To TheDirty.com

April 25, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty 19 93,035 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Last week, on Wednesday, April 17th, Frank Trigg plead GUILTY to charges of domestic battery. In a story first leaked by “The Dirty”, Frank was charged with strangling his then wife, Nici. With HIS daughter (her STEP daughter) and ex-wife poised to testify, Frank decided to take the deal that was on the table. He plead guilty to Battery, Domestic Violence. He has to go to anger management classes for the next 6 months and if he stays in line, they will reduce the charges to a lesser charge of battery after that time period. Frank told the D.A. that he was going to put out a Press Release, but nothing has surfaced (which is what I was waiting on before I sent out info). As far as his statements saying “”First and foremost, we would like to make it very clear that the reports are completely false…” and ” “I’ve never been arrested, I’ve never been picked up, I’ve never been convicted of anything ever in my life other than a speeding ticket, That’s the only thing I’ve ever been convicted of. That’s it.”, I think it’s time to think up some new lines! Frank’s daughter witnessed the event from about 10 feet away and was going to testify against her father. She now lives with her mother in another state. Thank God!

Frank, please take the anger management classes seriously. You might learn something.- nik

Also See: MMA Fighter Frank Trigg



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Intel On New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez

April 23, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty 65 84,971 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I can’t seem to find what I want so here it goes… I met Aaron Hernandez when I was at a nightclub in Miami.. he’s a little flirty but all around nice guy, but for someone who claims that his daughter changed his life shouldn’t he be at home with her and his so called fiancé? So I know the Dirty Army can give me some Intel so when I see him again I can have the clarity of mind that he’s not taken..thanks.

If you know he is taken then don’t f*ck with him. Stop throwing your +2′s in his face.- nik



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I Have Proof Kerry Rhodes Is Not Gay

April 16, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 63 84,828 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know for a fact Kerry Rhodes is not a gay man.  I have a very close friend who sleeps with him currently in LA and they actually have a sex tape they made together in Kerry’s possession.  It isn’t going to get leaked or anything, its for both of their personal viewing pleasure.  Kerry is a very sexual man.  So you guys can all cool out on him being gay.

Let me guess… your friends name is January.- nik

Also See: 

EXCLUSIVE: Kerry Rhodes Of The Arizona Cardinals Is Not Gay

I’m So Confused By Kerry Rhodes’ Actions



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