Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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In Honor Of Matt Leinarts Playoff Appearance
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: We decided to give Matt some support for his playoff appearance. We even used clipboards.
It was short but sweet, I’m feeling big things from him next year.- nik
Tiger Woods Finally Spotted
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Mississippi State, Missouri, The Dirty | January 20th, 2010
Finally someone gets a picture of Tiger Woods. Good job National Enquirer. I am surprised he chose a sex rehab in the United States. There are so many cooler ones with better thread count overseas. Especially places like Sweden (they f*ck like rabbits over there from what I hear).
Supposed Hottest Female Athlete Of 2010
Posted in Berkeley, Dirty Athletes, St. Paul, The Dirty | January 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Allison Stokke and she’s being rated as the hottest female athlete on the planet….just wondering what you think Nik.
I think she is lopsided with a minimal gut. Honestly, she looks way better without make up and done up. I rather have her hang out with me in her pole vaulter uniform all day. Also, she looks like she would be a great shower partner in my mind.- nik
Ryan Sheckler Has No Game
Posted in Arizona / UofA, Dirty Athletes, Newport, The Dirty | January 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of the greatest things I’ll ever remember was Ryan Shecklers visit to UofA a couple years back. Well, the b*tchmade assclown came back one more time to wish me goodbye. My friends and I went to this random party in the Foothills (i think) owned by some rich chick. I wanted to use the hot-tub so I went to the bathroom to change, only to find Sheckivitus Sheck, Shecking it up like usual. I walked by him as he was talking to the girl who owned the house, paused, and listened to the conversation. He was discussing his new car: The 2010 Velociraptor to the girl. I told him theres no such thing as the Velociraptor car and that such a car would only exist in Jurassic Park. He tripped, I had ruined his Sheckage on the girl. There was now a mere 20% of him actually Shecking her with his 2 inch Shecker. I walked away, he did a sheckflip into the pool, which he later drained, bought, and turned into a Jurassic Park themed skate park. Shexy. Anyway, the kid went back home. No one knew he was Shecking it up in Tucson again.
That sounds like the Sheckster (pot head) all right. Is it just me or are his abdominal muscles way too high on his body (no homo)?- nik
**Update** Jets Fans Arrested At Chargers Game For Nothing
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Dirty Cops, Dirty TV, Manhattan, San Diego, The Dirty | January 20th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out Jets Fan arrested at the Jets vs Chargers game for chanting Jets. Guy gets arrested early in the 3rd Quarter before they even started winning. I was surprised as everyone else in the video that he was taken away. This guy was obnoxious but didn’t deserve to be arrested. In fact moments before this this woman in a wheelchair asked him to come down and she slapped him in the face and said shut the F*** up. He did nothing and just walked back to his seat with his wife. This may have premeditated the police to come down in the first place. So i guess insult to injury…slapped in the face and yanked before he saw his team come back and win.
So messed up… Another reason why I hate the Charger Franchise.- nik
ALL THOSE COPS NEED TO BE FIRED!!!
**Update- Intel coming in that Jets fan got charged for resisting arrest from Police with possible assault charges. If this is true, SDPD should be ashamed of themselves. I love paying taxes.
click on email to enlarge… poor Jets fan
Brett Favre Theory
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Minnesota, The Dirty | January 20th, 2010
Sorry, but I am not jumping on the Brett Farve let me fool the world with my Tiger Woods innocence bandwagon. People wake up… Brett is a great athlete, but it is physically impossible for him to perform at such a high level at his age. His recovery time during injury is non human. This is my personal opinion and I am sticking to it, I believe Brett Farve (abuser to narcotics in his past) has had a needle stuck in his butt multiple times in multiple off seasons, whether it be HGH or some other performance enhancer that could be undetected. Sorry people, but he is not the son of Jesus… even though you want him to be.
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Boxing Guido Gets Beat Chicks
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Jersey, The Dirty | January 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Paulie Malignaggi a former boxing champ who deserves to be on Jersey Shore since is a DJ Paulie D look alike. Like a typical Guido the guy gets beat chicks. Nik do you think this guy could beat up the cast of Jersey Shore?
What is with all the Mexican flags on his Cheetah outfit?- nik
Biggest Star Out Of MVHS
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Newport, The Dirty | January 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hate to bring up this topic again but checking out WIKIPEDIA as famous alumni of Mission Viejo High School since his big win over the Chargers, Mark Sanchez is #1 and Nik Richie (or alter ego) is not on the list. Nik please let everyone know who is really the top alumni Diablo.
I was on that list, but then Wikipedia booted me because they hate my website like every other blogger or “internet guru”. I commend Mark for getting lucky his last 6 games. The reality of it all though is that the Colts are going to blow them out of the water. #2 MVHS Alumni Mark Sanchez hasn’t got them this far… the JETS defense has. Win the Superbowl and I will gift you my #1 status. I decided.- nik
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Why Chargers Can’t Win A Playoff Game
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Newport, San Diego, The Dirty | January 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, those of us that live in San Diego have it nice, but some have it nicer than others…for example, Coach Norv Turner just signed a 3 year contract extension less than 24 hours after giving back the season. I know Norv is a nice guy and yes, the Chargers have made 3 straight playoff “appearances” but at some point, shouldn’t Norv have to put together some success in the playoffs? I wish I could have some success in my job and then consistently wax out when it matters most and still get a contract extension.
All you bandwagon Charger fans don’t get it. The Charger franchise is and never will be concerned about winning or getting to the Superbowl. Norv is a pawn in their master plan to sell season tickets. They will never build a team to win it all. It is not in their nature. Sorry Schmidt, not sure if you got the memo, but all fake OC Charger fans are converting to Raider Nation. It is a smart move because any win in a Raider uniform is like winning the Superbowl. Easier on the fake heart.- nik
Keith Brooking Is A PUNK
Posted in Dallas, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty | January 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Brooking is such a BABY, he complained about the vikings running up the score Sunday…..just becaue the Cowboys quit doesnt mean the Vikings had to.
It is the f*cking playoffs and you guys sucked. You lost to an old man… get over it.- nik
