Dirty Athletes

Former Kentucky Starter Michael Porter Arrested

Posted in Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, University of Kentucky


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, former Kentucky starter Michael Porter — who was with the team from 2006 to 2009 — was arrested early Tuesday morning and put into a Lexington jail on charges related to sex acts with minors. The information is still coming out, so the story is in its initial stages, but what we do know, according to Lex18.com, is that the 25-year-old Porter allegedly was inappropriate with a 15- and a 14-year-old girl. He met the girls while doing community work at a church. He was a “group leader”, which sends a shiver down your spine. Porter was charged with six counts of sodomy and two of outright sexual abuse.  What the hell is wrong with this guy?  God is sending him straight to hell.

He should tryout for the Nuggets.- nik

Usain Bolt Is A True Gentleman

Posted in Dirty Athletes, London, The Dirty

Bolted from DreamKiller

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo- Nik so Bolt apparently dropped his DK to concentrate on the Olympics. Instead of marrying these chicks right before big seasons or events like these other chumps of late he drops this chick who obviously does anal.  Will he be exciting this summer? I think You, Scooby, Gayden, JV, need to go see this guy run in person because apparently he wants to breaks some records.

I can’t wait to see this guy run in London.- nik

Ocala Floral Shop Owner Kelli Fuqua-Hart Is A Freak And A Narcissistic Sociopath

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Ocala, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik… Kelli-Fuqua Hart has been frequenting your site in order to falsely blast the women who her estranged husband Clinton Hart has slept with or is attempting to sleep with! The thing is… they both purposely leave behind a paper trail in attempt to make the next person jealous! She gets a wet p*ssy and he gets a hard Greg when they get a chance to confront the individuals whom they have invited into their lives! Kelli has two sides… Side one is the bubbly Kelli… the professional… the one that will give her last but ONLY if notariety is involved! Side two is: the narcissistic… ego-tistical maniac… bitter… jealous and anger filled Kelli! But Kelli is NOT a saint by far! Let me give you a lil run down… Just RECENTLY she f*cked this dude named Giovanni of Ocala, Florida in the back seat of a car at a Publix shopping plaza… Who does that? She also got pregnant and aborted her baby… she f*cked and sucked the Greg of Albert Roberts of Swamp people… currently an employee of Stokes Electric in Ocala, Florida… this was done ONLY so that she could get a slot on his show (attention seeking wh*re) she ONLY associates with people whom she can USE! Her husband is a sex feen and a serial Greg flasher… he blames it on genetics (LOL)… Honestly, WOMEN and MEN stay the hell away from these SICK individuals because they are out to make everyone’s lives as miserable as theirs! BEWARE!!! If you want to be f*cked call Clinton or Kelli Hart and they can serve it up TWO ways!  Click here to meet Greg.

Sounds like a fun couple.- nik

What Do You Think About Mamadou Ndiaye

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Huntington Beach, Newport, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you heard of Senegalese teen Mamadou Ndiaye that stands at 7’5 and is junior at Brethren Christian in Huntington Beach?  Everyone thinks he is going to be some NBA star, but personally I just see another Greg Oden bust.  He is tall as sh*t but he sucks, check out this video, I don’t see an NBA star in this kid at all, do you?

Three things: 1) This is cheating 2) I want a bone morrow 3) Why is he not playing for Mater Dei?- nik

They Don’t Call Him Money Meaweather For No Reason

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mayweather’s ass whoopin of Cotto brought in 1.5 million pay-per-view buys which equals to about 94 Million in domestic revenue.  This guys knows how to sell a fight, don’t forget Money and Oscar De La Hoya’s fight in 2007 brought in $137 million.  Now do you guys see why he can afford to bet 100k on sports game like its nothing. Because the dude has more money than he knows.  If Money and Manny got in the ring, get ready for some records to be broken.

Beiber makes MMA look cool.- nik

LeBron Has A Tiny Pecker That Gets Stiff For Babies

Posted in Cleveland, Dirty Athletes

LeBron Has a Tiny Pecker that gets stiff for a babies

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, something has to be done about old LeBum- as if he wasn’t enough of a joke, now this creep is posing in photos with babies with his tiny 3-inch member standing at full attention. What a great memory this will be for the family one day- “hey, remember when you were 18 months old and some perverted 6’8″ negro got a tiny little boner looking at you?”.  Is it any wonder that good ol’ LeFraud has no confidence in the clutch? Dude is pushing seven feet tall and is hung like Vern Troyer. Seriously LeJoke, where’s the rest of it? No wonder you are marrying your high school ape-friend, I mean girlfriend. Looks like Cleveland got the last laugh on him and his vienna sausage. Keep your tiny unit away from our children, you fu#king creep!

This is old, we had it up when he first got the boner.- nik

Stay Away From This “Football Star” Joe Gallo

Posted in Dirty Athletes, San Diego, The Dirty

Stay away from this 'football star'

Stay away from this 'football star'

Stay away from this 'football star'

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy here name is JOE GALLO. Every since he dropped out of college at U of A hes been acting like he’s hot sh*t and going all around parties in San Diego claiming he is the next big football star. Word has it he has acquired the clap and has no problem spreading it to the drunkest girls at parties. The dude lives with his parents, still hooks up with high school girls and claims hes got a “monster unit” under his pants & is great at convincing girls he’ll be in the NFL. Put this dude in check!

College dropouts usually become really big flag football stars.- nik

Toby Enstrom Is Another Dirty Winnipeg Jet

Posted in Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Winnipeg

(Click on the image to see if you can identify the naked girl)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, here’s Toby Enstrom of the Winnipeg Jets. Texted me for two weeks, asked me to fly to Vegas to see him, then to ATL to see him (I said no) and then decided I was his GF, told me he loved me, wanted to settle down and booked me a flight to Sweden for two weeks to come meet his family and friends. He sent me pictures of him with his nieces and told me that’s what he wants with me (kids and marriage). It seemed more than just a little strange to me, I mean it was borderline crazy… Then I get a pic from him of some naked girl in the shower!! He must have sent it accidentally and when I asked him about it he said it was his brothers gf… I’ve attached a pic of the mystery girl, put this crazy Euro trash on blast Nik! Ps – I’ve got more dirt and saved text conversations, but I think I’ve made my point.

You haven’t made your point. Don’t be soft… we go hard on half-rate hockey players. Tell me more.- nik

A 60 Million Dollar Contract Would Make Me That Confident As Well

Posted in Arlington, Dallas, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out new MLB star pitcher for the Texas Rangers Yu Darvish and his new modeling shots.  The dude signed a 60 mil contract for 6 years, has a few good major league starts and now all the sudden thinks he is some type of model.  I’m pretty sure this is acceptable in Japan, but this is America Yu, don’t forget why they paid you so much money.

Who knew Asians had hairy legs?- nik

I Can’t Believe Money Mayweather’s Justin Bieber Stunt

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you watch the fight on Saturday night?  Mayweather came out with Justin Bieber, and I was in complete shocked to see that.  What the hell happened to 50 Cent?  Look at the first picture, who is right next to Mayweather… Biebs and Lil Wayne.  With 50 kind of in the back looking salty as hell.  Mayweather is a sell out and is complete wh*ring himself out towards the end of his career.  I pray to god he gets in the ring with Manny Pacquiao because there is no way that a boxer who rolls out with Biebs will beat Manny… Sorry not going to happen.  Money Team just because Maybe Team to be.

I was laughing when I saw this happen. All I thought about was how SOFT Mayweather just made 50 Cent look. I was waiting for someone to get slimed at the end.- nik