Colin Kaepernick Investigated For Sexual Assault

April 10, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 150 108,062 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Colin Kaepernick is being investigated on allegations of a sexual assault that supposedly took place at the Viceroy earlier this month. So far no charges have been filed and the investigation is still in it’s early stages, but given athletes track records, especially lately, it doesn’t seem like much of a stretch.  The girl had a bong that had weed in it, felt lightheaded and went to lay down and that is when she claims Kaepernick made his move.

Let’s see how this plays out. I’m not going to pass judgement yet, even though his Instagram game makes me want to say he’s guilty.- nik

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Notre Dame’s Beloved Prince Shembo Got Away With Rape

April 9, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Notre Dame, The Dirty 142 111,264 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t think of an athlete more dirty than this animal Prince Shembo. He forced himself on a poor girl, assulted her sexually and got away with it because he is good at jumping on top of other men. After the girl was driven to suicide by the bullying and threatening by Shenbos friends, teammates and campus police, coach Kelly coddled his star linebacker. He wasn’t even suspended for a single game and stayed on the team for 4 entire years. Now this vermin will be drafted into the NFL and make millions and become a star as a young lady lies 6 feet under the ground; her life stolen from her because football outweighs justice in our country. I humbly ask the dirty army to call up every NFL owner and threaten boycott if he is drafted, dont let him make millions and achieve gridiron glory he doesn’t deserve.

Anybody have Jerry Jones’ cell?- nik

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How Did Claudia Sampedro Get NFL Player Julius Peppers

April 7, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty 165 113,303 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Claudia Sampedro has set her sights on NFL player Julius Peppers, who by the way has a newborn with his long time girlfriend.  Apparently, this h*e is shacking up with him and flaunting it to everybody even though she knows he has a newborn baby at home with his longtime girlfriend.  Shame on you Claudia!  You are also a mother, even if you don’t act like it, and you should know better!

Looks like Julius is a Kardashian fan, why not just go for the real thing? O.J.’s daughter is avail.- nik

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Miguel Cabrera Is One Rich Guy

April 1, 2014 Detroit, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 90 96,980 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so confused how baseball works.  Maguel Cabrera just signed a 10 year deal worth 292 MILLION dollars at the age of 31.  I just don’t get how they expect for him to perform past the age of 36?  Yes, he is the best player in MLB, but is he really worth that much money?  Oh ya and I hope he learns how to speak English now, he has been living her for 7 years.

Baseball needs steroids back. Look at the stands… it’s falling off.- nik

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RG3 Is Your Typical Famous Athlete

March 30, 2014 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Washington DC 110 112,002 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have always been suspicious of the way Robert Griffin the 3rd handles himself.  He seems so perfect and not to be racist, acts just like an Uncle Tom… but I have always been weary of him because his image is too clean… well this past weekend, he hooked up with a girl I know.  Her name in Robyn Ashley.  She started texting everyone saying she was with RG3 but none of us believed her because there is no way he would cheat on his wife with a girl that was not super hot.  She got really mad because we said its some other guy claiming to be him, so in her drunk moment, she posted on her Twitter… she since has deleted her twitter, but we have enough proof to know what happened.  So RG3 is just like any other athlete… a CHEATER!!!

I always knew this guy was a fake. One season wonder.- nik

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T-Mac Back In O-Town

March 26, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Orlando 2 5,841 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to tell you how down to earth Tracy McGrady is. I had a chance to meet him as I was walking around downtown Orlando. I spotted him and his lady friend, I couldn’t courage myself to ask him for a photo so my girl did when he stopped to wait for his girl to give a homeless man money. Not only are they down to earth but kind hearted too. Does any on know if he’s back living in Otown?

Like a Gentleman.- nik

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NBA Player Nerlens Noel Is A Deadbeat Dad

March 25, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Philadelphia, The Dirty, University of Kentucky 91 99,724 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Nerlens Noel is 5 months behind in child support and does not visit or claim his child.  He has all this money now and yet refuses to be a father, its a shame how he’s allowing this to happen.  Be a man!!!

Hotel room kid visits seem a little weird to me.- nik

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If You Had To With A Ladycat

March 25, 2014 Charlotte, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 25 98,494 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we know you’ve had a few words to say about the ladycats in the past mostly bad but would you with any of the current Ladycats?  These are just a few I picked there could be hotter ones.

Answer: No, Ladycats carry DRD and when they find out they usually transfer to Las Vegas where others have DRD so they can feel equal.

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