Former Seattle Mariner Tom Oldham Gave Me DRD

September 2, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 225

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a few months ago I’m in Seattle for a college roommates engagement party. It was rather dull, so after a few of the girls decide to hit Baltic Room. This guy starts chatting me up saying he’s a Mariners player and huge hedge fund manager. It turns out he was ONCE actually a Seattle Mariner and his name is Tom Oldham. BTW, he’s no hedge fund manager. Just a compliance rat in a cube at Mutual of Omaha. Anyways, we go back to his hotel do some coke and unfortunately I slept with him. A few weeks ago I’m in the shower touching myself before work and feel a bump. I assumed it was an ingrown hair. Well, fast forward and now I have an appointment at the gyno. Beware ladies.

That hat doesn’t look like a real baseball cap.- nik



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Has Lien Phillip Done This To Any Other Woman

August 27, 2014 Calgary, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Toronto, Windsor 1006

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was raped by Lien Phillip. I went to the police and started a file. The police told me because of the way he did it, what he does (plays basketball), the things he said and the whole circumstances that they know he has done it before. Problem being, he knew what he was doing so there was no DNA evidence. Basically it comes down to a he said-she said, He travels Canada and the world and people need to know. I need to reach other women that can come forward so he will stop doing this to other people!!!! I fought for hours. And the internal damage I had is so severe they don’t know whether or not I’ll be able to have kids…. Please come forward. Please.

[email protected]- nik



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Nerlens Noel Is So Stupid For Being With NBA Groupie Jordan Walsh

August 18, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Philadelphia, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they are back together and she wants everyone to know. She posted pics of her in Boston and then at his house. I would say that she didn’t notice his shoes on the floor but in the next pic she tagged his address to let us know what’s up. hasn’t she been with multiple athletes and wasn’t she just pregnant a few months ago? Nerlens, you are an idiot, I mean Happy Anniversary!

Isn’t this the girl Eric Gorden was seeing as his side chick?- nik

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Eric Gorden Doing Some Damage Control On Jordan Walsh



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Cleveland Indian Marc Rzepczynski Is A Cheating Loser

August 8, 2014 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel the need to bust out this cleat chaser. Her name is Lindzey Lawler, her boyfriend is Marc Rzepczynski of the Cleveland Indians. She is from New Jersey, living in Cleveland now. Marc Rzepczynski was engaged this year to his girlfriend of 4 years up until March when she called off the wedding because she felt suspicious of him possibly cheating. Sure enough, he had cheated and with this girl. Best part is she knew about it and stayed with him! The other girl high tailed it out of there. Figured Cleveland doesn’t have much going on besides Lebron…and that it is my ethical duty to warn the city of Cleveland as well as Lebron and his family of this groupie, as well as any others who seem to think Marc Rzepczynski is a good guy. He is a typical athlete, cheated on his fiancé as well as every other girl he has been with. By the way who names their kid Lindzey with a “Z”, that is straight stripper.

Cleveland is the new Dubai.- nik



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Kevin Love Will Be A Cavalier

August 7, 2014 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 39

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so pumped for the upcoming NBA season.  Kevin Love will be joining Lebron and Irving in Cleveland and they are definitely the favored to win the East now.  I know you are now a Knicks fan, but I don’t see the getting past the Cavs in the playoffs, sorry.

Congrats to the 2015 NBA champions — Cleveland Cavaliers.- nik



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Golfer Dustin Johnson Is A Drug Addict

August 1, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, professional golfer Dustin Johnson has been suspended by PGA Tour for cocaine use. PGA keeps this on the down low apparently and has been suspended before but it was let out that he was in a jet ski accident and hurt his back. Maybe he’s snorting right off Paulina Gretzky’s ass? I would. Hopefully he comes back a better player and can win a major. He is the real deal out there but you gotta think Paulina is snorting it too. TGIF – DA STRONG!

Dreamkiller.- nik



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Kendra Shaw Could Be A Baby Momma

July 30, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty 107

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Kendra Shaw and her boyfriend is LA Laker’s 1st round pick Julius Randal.  You said she isn’t gonna make it past the apartment life, but I think you are wrong.  I wanted to send you some more images of how hot she is because I don’t think the first post did her any favors.  So after a second look at Kendra, you think she can make it to baby momma status?

Why does Kendra Shaw still use white powder deodorant? And Lakers suck.- nik

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Lakers Draft Pick Julius Randle’s Girl Toy Kendra



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Woman Sues Pittsburgh Steeler For Allegedly Infecting Her With Herpes

July 25, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Pittsburgh, The Dirty 148

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pittsburgh Steelers nose tackle, Camaron Thomas, Is being sued by a woman known simply as Adrienne E. for allegedly infecting her with the herpes virus. According to the lawsuit, the two met in 2009 at The Ultimate Sports Bar and Grille in Atlanta, Georgia and began a relationship. A month later, they had unprotected sex and continued to have sex several times a day until Adrienne E. noticed something alarming: Thomas allegedly had puss filled bumps on his behind and thighs. She asked him about the suspicious blisters, but he insisted they were just skin irritations from his football girdle, the documents claim. Do you think this chick stands a chance in court?  Click here to read full article!!!

How do you have sex with a guy who has ‘puss filled bumps’?- nik



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