Erik Karlsson’s New Girlfriend Is A Hottie

March 21, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Ottawa, The Dirty 280 102,864 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, NHL’er Erik Karlsson’s divorce has gone through and he’s dating a girl from my University now. Her name is Melinda Currey and I see them everywhere together! Wonder how long this will last? Go Sens Go.

What is wrong with Erik Karlsson’s eye sockets?- nik

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Tiger Woods Withdraws From Arnold Palmer Invitational

March 19, 2014 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 15 89,388 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Tiger Woods is now withdrawing from yet another tourney and claiming his back is still hurting.  Is this guy done?  Cause everyone still believes in him and that’s why we always watch when he plays… I hope the run is not over.

He needs to take a couple years off and come back when he is 100%. Tiger can play golf until he is 90. There is no rush.- nik

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Don’t Be His Next Victim

March 19, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Diego, The Dirty 92 98,946 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this so called man named Benny or Alvaro Benavides likes to meet women off of the internet telling them that he isn’t talking to anyone else just working on his business which is nerium that he has paid for by women to keep the business going. He finds women to use them for sex and money. He will ask you to pay all of his bills even if you have children he doesn’t mind taking away from kids to benefit himself. He claims he was in minor league baseball until he tore his ACL now he plays softball. He lives with his grandparents at 28 and works less then 20 hours a week. He uses his personal problems in life to make you feel bad for him and if you ever question anything he will tell you he doesn’t need more stress. I have spoken to another women that has done the same and she has spoken to other women that have either been cheated on as well as spent there money on him. He does this until he gets caught and then he moves on to the next victim. One con artist for sure.

I’m actually a Mizuno fan. David Platt introduced me to those cleats.- nik

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MLB Corporate Babe

March 13, 2014 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Toronto 48 99,816 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, met this girl (on the left) at a TOR spring training game. Think she was working with the scouts/pr dept. Saw her later that night at the bar and was acutally kick ass! Beauty, brains and loves sports? BABE! To bad shes based in Toronto!!!

She is too old for you anyway… let her go.- nik

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Smelling Salts Or Blow

March 12, 2014 Dirty Athletes, London, The Dirty 36 99,974 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know about soccer so you know about superstar striker Samuel Eto’o.  Check out what the camera caught him before he entered the pitch… now I would say its smelling salts for sure if he wasn’t African.  Everyone knows that in Africa they give kids “Brown-Brown” before they go to war,  Brown-Brown is a mix between cocaine and gunpowder.  The sh*t is no joke.  So it leaves me to wonder what went up his nose… thoughts?

His facial expressions are the best.- nik

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Jeff Reed Found The Right Girl

March 12, 2014 Charlotte, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 28 97,198 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the former NFL player and always a train wreck Jeff Reed is back at it again! It’s safe to say this dried up, fat ass douche bag prefers his women straight off the pole. He’s upgraded from unsuccessfully chasing bartenders who prefer black men with bigger Gregs to now wifing a well known stripper from the Men’s Club in Charlotte, NC. What’s even better, his chick was and still is a purple crayon loving prostitute! She left her previous stripper job in Charleston, SC because she snitched on the “low country” madam she was hooking for. She told everyone she was a former pastry chef, but the only goodies she’s ever cooked up was how many black penises she could swallow in one night. Everyone around town knows that this “lady” will spread her legs for anyone for the right price.

You can’t even recognize Jeff Reed with a shaved head.- nik

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Who’s Playing Who

March 12, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty 128 108,579 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kathleen and Ericka have been gracing the dirty a lot lately… so heres some more info regarding this well known escorting duo! Ween has been running around telling everyone she’s got a Raiders player trying to wife her! I don’t know which player this is but from the looks of him I can understand why all her friends call them “The Beauty and The Beast”! Apparently he’s been visiting her, buying her shoes, watches, and vacations for over a year now! She says he’s bought her good girl act hook, line, and sinker but you know how these NFL players operate! What’d you think Nik? Who’s playing who here?

Raiders are so DUMB for re-signing McFadden.- nik


Homeward Bound Already

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Golden Tate Finally Dumps His Dream Killer

March 11, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 193 114,434 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Golden Tate has finally kicked Elise P to the curb. Word is, he dumped her before the Super Bowl because his parents, (mainly his Mom), didn’t approve of him dating a white girl and they’ve been putting pressure on him to cut her off. I knew the end was near; he’s a Super Bowl champ, he can pull much better tail than this. The big question is, what do you think of Elise? Do you think she will recover and date a third football player, Roy Lewis being the first in her series? Everyone fawns over her because she has blonde hair and a toned body. Is that really all you need to be considered attractive today? She’s in desperate need of a nose job and her body is straight up masculine. Dye her hair brown and she’s a 3.5829481.

I wonder what her severance package looked like?- nik

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