Don’t Be His Next Victim

March 19, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Diego, The Dirty 92 98,921 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this so called man named Benny or Alvaro Benavides likes to meet women off of the internet telling them that he isn’t talking to anyone else just working on his business which is nerium that he has paid for by women to keep the business going. He finds women to use them for sex and money. He will ask you to pay all of his bills even if you have children he doesn’t mind taking away from kids to benefit himself. He claims he was in minor league baseball until he tore his ACL now he plays softball. He lives with his grandparents at 28 and works less then 20 hours a week. He uses his personal problems in life to make you feel bad for him and if you ever question anything he will tell you he doesn’t need more stress. I have spoken to another women that has done the same and she has spoken to other women that have either been cheated on as well as spent there money on him. He does this until he gets caught and then he moves on to the next victim. One con artist for sure.

I’m actually a Mizuno fan. David Platt introduced me to those cleats.- nik

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MLB Corporate Babe

March 13, 2014 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Toronto 48 99,794 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, met this girl (on the left) at a TOR spring training game. Think she was working with the scouts/pr dept. Saw her later that night at the bar and was acutally kick ass! Beauty, brains and loves sports? BABE! To bad shes based in Toronto!!!

She is too old for you anyway… let her go.- nik

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Smelling Salts Or Blow

March 12, 2014 Dirty Athletes, London, The Dirty 36 99,952 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know about soccer so you know about superstar striker Samuel Eto’o.  Check out what the camera caught him before he entered the pitch… now I would say its smelling salts for sure if he wasn’t African.  Everyone knows that in Africa they give kids “Brown-Brown” before they go to war,  Brown-Brown is a mix between cocaine and gunpowder.  The sh*t is no joke.  So it leaves me to wonder what went up his nose… thoughts?

His facial expressions are the best.- nik

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Jeff Reed Found The Right Girl

March 12, 2014 Charlotte, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 28 97,181 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the former NFL player and always a train wreck Jeff Reed is back at it again! It’s safe to say this dried up, fat ass douche bag prefers his women straight off the pole. He’s upgraded from unsuccessfully chasing bartenders who prefer black men with bigger Gregs to now wifing a well known stripper from the Men’s Club in Charlotte, NC. What’s even better, his chick was and still is a purple crayon loving prostitute! She left her previous stripper job in Charleston, SC because she snitched on the “low country” madam she was hooking for. She told everyone she was a former pastry chef, but the only goodies she’s ever cooked up was how many black penises she could swallow in one night. Everyone around town knows that this “lady” will spread her legs for anyone for the right price.

You can’t even recognize Jeff Reed with a shaved head.- nik

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Who’s Playing Who

March 12, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty 123 108,550 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kathleen and Ericka have been gracing the dirty a lot lately… so heres some more info regarding this well known escorting duo! Ween has been running around telling everyone she’s got a Raiders player trying to wife her! I don’t know which player this is but from the looks of him I can understand why all her friends call them “The Beauty and The Beast”! Apparently he’s been visiting her, buying her shoes, watches, and vacations for over a year now! She says he’s bought her good girl act hook, line, and sinker but you know how these NFL players operate! What’d you think Nik? Who’s playing who here?

Raiders are so DUMB for re-signing McFadden.- nik


Homeward Bound Already

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Golden Tate Finally Dumps His Dream Killer

March 11, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 191 114,247 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Golden Tate has finally kicked Elise P to the curb. Word is, he dumped her before the Super Bowl because his parents, (mainly his Mom), didn’t approve of him dating a white girl and they’ve been putting pressure on him to cut her off. I knew the end was near; he’s a Super Bowl champ, he can pull much better tail than this. The big question is, what do you think of Elise? Do you think she will recover and date a third football player, Roy Lewis being the first in her series? Everyone fawns over her because she has blonde hair and a toned body. Is that really all you need to be considered attractive today? She’s in desperate need of a nose job and her body is straight up masculine. Dye her hair brown and she’s a 3.5829481.

I wonder what her severance package looked like?- nik

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Ronda Rousey Thinks She Can Knockout Floyd Mayweather

March 10, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty 177 99,969 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, UFC fighter Ronda Rousey went on air to let everyone know she believes she could knock out Money Mayweather.  I know he must be laughing his ass off, but I do believe she would kick that little dudes ass.  I wanted to get your opinion on it and see who you think would win.  I know you and Money are boys, so be fair on this!!!

Money. Even though Ron looks like a man and has man muscles. Floyd is the best fighter on the planet.- nik

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Matt Joyce Gets Hooked by Tampa’s Biggest Cleat Chaser

March 5, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Tampa, The Dirty 98 100,198 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, anyone who has ever met Matt Joyce knows he is the nicest person ever, so it’s no surprise that he would fall for Tampa’s biggest cleat chaser Brittany Svendgard. This girl moved to Florida from Connecticut with her boyfriend and started cheating on him right away. Any athlete, bartender, reality star or man with money she would lay down for. Having already f****ed a number of athletes she set her sights on Jeter, just like most trampa slores. Preaching that she was a die hard Yankees fan, she began stalking out where he had coffee and always ate, she finally got in with him. Obviously he used her and would never admit to knowing her. She was then tossed around from athlete to athlete, purple crayon or not, until she sunk her claws in Matt. Every chance she gets she cheats on him and laughs about him. One night she came out with a bunch of us and was bragging about knowing all his passwords so she would delete any messages or texts from other people, especially when they would try to blow her in when she was caught out being a wh*re. She posts so much stuff trying to make it seem like she is so sweet and they have the perfect life but everyone knows that if Matt starts slipping as a player she will replace him for the next athlete. He is the laughing stock of every guy who has f*cked her in Tampa and pretty much every sports locker room. You can find naked pictures of her in any man’s phone who makes over 200k a year. She is as fake as her over photoshopped pics she posts trying to hide the worst bags/dark circles ever seen on a girl. Hopefully he smartens up and catches her being her before she takes him for everything. Athletes everywhere beware, this girl is a professional!

As Jeter always says in the locker room, “anybody want some left over pizza”.- nik

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