Golden Tate Finally Dumps His Dream Killer

March 11, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 193 114,468 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Golden Tate has finally kicked Elise P to the curb. Word is, he dumped her before the Super Bowl because his parents, (mainly his Mom), didn’t approve of him dating a white girl and they’ve been putting pressure on him to cut her off. I knew the end was near; he’s a Super Bowl champ, he can pull much better tail than this. The big question is, what do you think of Elise? Do you think she will recover and date a third football player, Roy Lewis being the first in her series? Everyone fawns over her because she has blonde hair and a toned body. Is that really all you need to be considered attractive today? She’s in desperate need of a nose job and her body is straight up masculine. Dye her hair brown and she’s a 3.5829481.

I wonder what her severance package looked like?- nik

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Ronda Rousey Thinks She Can Knockout Floyd Mayweather

March 10, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty 177 99,995 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, UFC fighter Ronda Rousey went on air to let everyone know she believes she could knock out Money Mayweather.  I know he must be laughing his ass off, but I do believe she would kick that little dudes ass.  I wanted to get your opinion on it and see who you think would win.  I know you and Money are boys, so be fair on this!!!

Money. Even though Ron looks like a man and has man muscles. Floyd is the best fighter on the planet.- nik

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Matt Joyce Gets Hooked by Tampa’s Biggest Cleat Chaser

March 5, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Tampa, The Dirty 98 100,278 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, anyone who has ever met Matt Joyce knows he is the nicest person ever, so it’s no surprise that he would fall for Tampa’s biggest cleat chaser Brittany Svendgard. This girl moved to Florida from Connecticut with her boyfriend and started cheating on him right away. Any athlete, bartender, reality star or man with money she would lay down for. Having already f****ed a number of athletes she set her sights on Jeter, just like most trampa slores. Preaching that she was a die hard Yankees fan, she began stalking out where he had coffee and always ate, she finally got in with him. Obviously he used her and would never admit to knowing her. She was then tossed around from athlete to athlete, purple crayon or not, until she sunk her claws in Matt. Every chance she gets she cheats on him and laughs about him. One night she came out with a bunch of us and was bragging about knowing all his passwords so she would delete any messages or texts from other people, especially when they would try to blow her in when she was caught out being a wh*re. She posts so much stuff trying to make it seem like she is so sweet and they have the perfect life but everyone knows that if Matt starts slipping as a player she will replace him for the next athlete. He is the laughing stock of every guy who has f*cked her in Tampa and pretty much every sports locker room. You can find naked pictures of her in any man’s phone who makes over 200k a year. She is as fake as her over photoshopped pics she posts trying to hide the worst bags/dark circles ever seen on a girl. Hopefully he smartens up and catches her being her before she takes him for everything. Athletes everywhere beware, this girl is a professional!

As Jeter always says in the locker room, “anybody want some left over pizza”.- nik

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Athletes Are Gods Among Men

March 4, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty 124 97,832 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone always wonder why athletes rarely get in trouble with the law and have the best lives… well its because they do.  I was a highly recruited football player coming out of high school and on every campus tour I went on, I had sex with at least 3 to 4 white girls, it was the best thing ever.  Literally they would be waiting for me in a dorm room to have sex with them.  I didn’t make the NFL but for the 5 years I was playing ball, it was the best time.  Everyone on campus loved us, we had the best parties and never had to show up to class.  This is why so many strive to be a pro player, because life is handed to you after.

Actually, you strive to be a pro player for the paycheck. All the other stuff are the perks of the position.- nik

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I Will Never Understand NBA Players

March 3, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 35 93,499 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last week Raymond Felton got arrested on gun charges in New York.  First off, I don’t get why the NBA is still allowing him to play and second, why are all these millionaires acting like thugs?  I guess he scared the sh*t out of his wife with one of the guns and she turned his sorry ass in.  If I was rich, I would just put someone on payroll to carry the guns and do my dirty work.  Idiots.

I want Whoopi Goldberg to be the new coach of the Lakers.- nik

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Rumor Has It Ryan Kesler Wants To Be Traded

March 1, 2014 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Vancouver 246 133,564 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, so there’s a rumour out of Quebec that Ryan Kesler is wanting to be traded from the Vancouver Canucks. Sports analysts are confused as he has prime ice time and line mates right now…. .think he really wants to leave or is his wife finally fed up seeing his (alleged) ex-hookups around town?

Ryan has a very dominant chin.- nik

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Difference Between NHL And NFL Players

February 28, 2014 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 230 99,437 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this out. NHL and USA Olympian David Backes brought back stray and dying puppies from Sochi. That’s the difference between NHL players and NFL players. Instead of killing them, we save them. Hope.

Bringing a puppy back from Sochi was the trend of the Olympics. If you can’t win a metal here is a puppy (constellation prize).- nik

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Jameis Winston Is The Best Athlete Since Bo Jackson

February 27, 2014 Dirty Athletes, FSU, The Dirty 66 101,760 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Tuesday the Yankees played the Florida State baseball team and all the pro’s like Derek Jeter were all over Jameis Winston.  But I still don’t get it, the dude raped some girl and everyone is already forgetting about it.  I guess when you are the best athlete since Bo Jackson to come around, doesn’t matter what you do.  I love AMERICA.

I told you this already. Championships make all crimes go away.- nik

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