Athletes Are Gods Among Men

March 4, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty 123 97,816 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone always wonder why athletes rarely get in trouble with the law and have the best lives… well its because they do.  I was a highly recruited football player coming out of high school and on every campus tour I went on, I had sex with at least 3 to 4 white girls, it was the best thing ever.  Literally they would be waiting for me in a dorm room to have sex with them.  I didn’t make the NFL but for the 5 years I was playing ball, it was the best time.  Everyone on campus loved us, we had the best parties and never had to show up to class.  This is why so many strive to be a pro player, because life is handed to you after.

Actually, you strive to be a pro player for the paycheck. All the other stuff are the perks of the position.- nik

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I Will Never Understand NBA Players

March 3, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 35 93,496 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last week Raymond Felton got arrested on gun charges in New York.  First off, I don’t get why the NBA is still allowing him to play and second, why are all these millionaires acting like thugs?  I guess he scared the sh*t out of his wife with one of the guns and she turned his sorry ass in.  If I was rich, I would just put someone on payroll to carry the guns and do my dirty work.  Idiots.

I want Whoopi Goldberg to be the new coach of the Lakers.- nik

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Rumor Has It Ryan Kesler Wants To Be Traded

March 1, 2014 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Vancouver 234 133,479 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, so there’s a rumour out of Quebec that Ryan Kesler is wanting to be traded from the Vancouver Canucks. Sports analysts are confused as he has prime ice time and line mates right now…. .think he really wants to leave or is his wife finally fed up seeing his (alleged) ex-hookups around town?

Ryan has a very dominant chin.- nik

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Difference Between NHL And NFL Players

February 28, 2014 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 230 99,425 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this out. NHL and USA Olympian David Backes brought back stray and dying puppies from Sochi. That’s the difference between NHL players and NFL players. Instead of killing them, we save them. Hope.

Bringing a puppy back from Sochi was the trend of the Olympics. If you can’t win a metal here is a puppy (constellation prize).- nik

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Jameis Winston Is The Best Athlete Since Bo Jackson

February 27, 2014 Dirty Athletes, FSU, The Dirty 66 101,751 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Tuesday the Yankees played the Florida State baseball team and all the pro’s like Derek Jeter were all over Jameis Winston.  But I still don’t get it, the dude raped some girl and everyone is already forgetting about it.  I guess when you are the best athlete since Bo Jackson to come around, doesn’t matter what you do.  I love AMERICA.

I told you this already. Championships make all crimes go away.- nik

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Lebron James Is Not A Man

February 26, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty 78 96,234 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is simple as it can get.  Lebron James is just a diva in the NBA and is no man.  I’m sure we all remember how Mano handled it, like a f*cking man.  He didn’t let some broken nose hold him down, but Lady Lebron sure did.

Money makes people soft.- nik

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Karma Got Katie Raml

February 25, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty 50 102,943 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how does the saying go? Be careful how you get a man because it might be how you lose him? Looks like Katie Raml got her pay back 10 fold when it came out that Augie Ojeda was cheating on her and had a son with a different woman. She’s almost lost him once before when he was moving in on her friend, Alexis Delcairo, but went in for the kill and had a baby to keep her athlete. This chick is fat, old and beat as hell. She is not at all like the image she portrays and is truly and ugly person both inside and out. She loves to demean people by bragging about her Mercedes and her connections. She has been taking a lot of heat lately and it has been a long time coming. Any other athletes beware, she is still looking for that rock and now that the secret about the DRD’s she is packing is leaked, you might end up with more than you bargained for.

Did I mention that I love Spring Training!- nik


Augie Ojeda Loves Sleeping With Multiple Women

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The Reason Blackhawk’s Corey Crewford Dropped His Fiancee

February 21, 2014 Chicago, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 323 144,244 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the reason Corey Crewford from the Blackhawks  broke up with his fiancee.  He was seeing a bottle girl from Paris Club named Dominique Scallse.  Dominique quit her job for him then he dropped her and is now back with his fiancee….  It is sad to see a guy dump one girl for another and then when he realizes the new one is bat sh*t crazy, goes right back to the original girl.  The worst part, is that she is dumb enough to take him back.

I’ve been out of the loop… how is team USA doing in the Olympics?- nik

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