Dirty Athletes | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Michael Strahan’s New Girlfriend Marianna Hewitt Will Suck For Red Bottoms

October 7, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty 291


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Michael Strahan was finally seen publicly with another woman, one Marianna Hewitt. I say finally because Marianna has a history of dating other women’s men so they probably met while he was still with Nicole. Her goal in life is to be like Kim Kardashian. Let’s go down her roster athletes and entertainers. She has dated Terrell Owens, Drew Gooden, Alex Smith, Chad Johnson, Dante Stallworth, Shaun Phillips, Lance Moore, Brandon London, Drew Carter, and Rob Kardashian. The last person to publicly claim her was former NFL player Devin Thomas. Her biggest conquest to date was Billionaire Alec Gores, who she was sleeping with while he was married to his first wife. Alec provided her with her first sip of the lifestyle and she’s been chasing it ever since. Please warn Michael Strahan to stay away from this one, otherwise he’ll be paying for closet full of red bottoms and supporting her mother just like Alex did. She hosts some web show that no one watches so he needs to follow the money so he can see how she’s really affording such a luxurious lifestyle.

I remember posting this girl in a private jet with Channing Tatum.- nik

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Is Hannah Davis, Derek Jeter’s Retirement Plan

October 6, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 74


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I hear Derek Jeter is getting married to some model chick he has been spotted with. What you think about his girl? She definitely got them eyes you been lookin for, and a nice body to boot.

Let Derek live his life… the dude deserves it. She is better looking than his ex Minka Kelly. I say go for it DJ.- nik

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Arian Foster Messed Up Big Time

October 6, 2014 Dallas, Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Houston, The Dirty 108


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its crazy how we call some women Dream Killers because they really are.  Here is another prime example.  Arian Foster was the BEST running back in the NFL… until he started messing with this stupid b*tch that he knocked up… last 2 seasons have been beyond disappointing for him and the only thing that changed in his life… was this blonde gold diggin bimbo… so guys, focus on life, bang chicks, just don’t be to serious with them or get them prego.

Wear condoms… there is nothing wrong with having a Golden Ticket (magnum) in your back pocket at all times.- nik

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Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend Is Beat

October 3, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty 172

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, seems like Michael Phelps only makes bad decisions in life… first he gets a DUI and now he is dating this beat cougar… smh!!! Click here to see her topless.

Sometimes a fake chest can make a man blind.- nik

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Leave Hope Solo Out Of The AP Debate

October 3, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 56


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can not believe the media monkeys are comparing the Hope Solo case to that of Adrian Peterson. First and foremost, should Hope be found guilty she deserves her sentence, domestic violence is never ok, but to compare the two cases is outrageous. Hope did not drag the lifeless body of her nephew out of an elevator caught on camera and then kick him to see if he is okay. It is reported that Hope had a BB gun pointed at her and a broom handle was broken over her head. Hope just had her 73rd career shutout with the National team, was on the Olympic team in ’08 and ’12 and the WNT are on their way to qualifying for the 2015 world cup. The media should let her have day in court and then report/compare at free will, until then they should stick to reporting on her successes or move onto the next NFL player who has beaten his child/or wife.

But have you seen her naked. Those nude images should be illegal.- nik

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Hannah Stocking Is Going To Kill Klay Thompson’s Career

September 29, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 80


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, mega gold digger/athlete chaser finally landed a man with a pro career.  She landed herself Klay Thompson who has so much potential to be a superstar in the NBA but I have a feeling he is going to have a sh*tty season now that she is in his life.  What do you think?

Klay can do way better. This chick is just using him.- nik

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Adrian Peterson Needs To Be Released

September 22, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Minnesota 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how is the NFL not taking action with AP? And of course the Vikings wont release him, they want to trade him! Poor taste in Minnesota. My guess is the Raiders. I guess it’s ok to beat your children these days. If our heroes can do it, why not us?

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Rex Chapman Got Busted

September 22, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rex Chapman got busted jacking $14k in iPhones yesterday at the Apple store in Scottsdale. Nik I don’t understand why? Why would a millionaire ex athlete do this? Did he get set up by someone like a psychopathic girlfriend or jealous Apple employee? This guy has it all.

Hopefully someone updates his Wikipedia.- nik

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