THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so all this NFL locker room bullying about Richie Incognito is coming to light. I grew up in Arizona and knew of him because of all the steroids and crazy sh*t he did at Mt. Ridge High School. He has been a jackass basically his whole career. There was an article about how many times he has acted like an idiot past few years. Here are a few example. In August of this year, Incognito allegedly got into a fight at LIV. He and his friends got into a brouhaha with another man’s friends. Incognito told cops he was just trying to break up the fight. He was let off with a trespassing warning. Then in February of 2004, while playing at the University of Nebraska, Incognito was arrested and charged with three counts of assault after being involved in a fight that broke out at a party. He was found guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge after a three-day trial, and was ordered to pay a $500 fine. After being suspended from Nebraska, Incognito enrolled at the University of Oregon. He was then kicked off the team by head coach Mike Bellotti, who didn’t give specifics. He did say that Incognito failed to meet certain conditions he agreed upon before joining Oregon. And then A 34-year-old Miami Shores woman working as a volunteer hole monitor for a Dolphins golf tournament says she was allegedly approached by Incognito, who had been drinking and was acting very inappropriate towards her. Incognito then apparently used his golf club to touch her genitals, and knocked a pair of sunglasses off her head. He then leaned up against her buttocks with his own genitals, saying “Let it rain! Let it rain!” according to a police report. He then dumped a water bottle in her face. Cops never did anything beyond write a report because the complaint amounted to a misdemeanor.
I asked Scooby what he thought of all this and he told me “The whole world is turning gay”.- nik