THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, anyone who has ever met Matt Joyce knows he is the nicest person ever, so it’s no surprise that he would fall for Tampa’s biggest cleat chaser Brittany Svendgard. This girl moved to Florida from Connecticut with her boyfriend and started cheating on him right away. Any athlete, bartender, reality star or man with money she would lay down for. Having already f****ed a number of athletes she set her sights on Jeter, just like most trampa slores. Preaching that she was a die hard Yankees fan, she began stalking out where he had coffee and always ate, she finally got in with him. Obviously he used her and would never admit to knowing her. She was then tossed around from athlete to athlete, purple crayon or not, until she sunk her claws in Matt. Every chance she gets she cheats on him and laughs about him. One night she came out with a bunch of us and was bragging about knowing all his passwords so she would delete any messages or texts from other people, especially when they would try to blow her in when she was caught out being a wh*re. She posts so much stuff trying to make it seem like she is so sweet and they have the perfect life but everyone knows that if Matt starts slipping as a player she will replace him for the next athlete. He is the laughing stock of every guy who has f*cked her in Tampa and pretty much every sports locker room. You can find naked pictures of her in any man’s phone who makes over 200k a year. She is as fake as her over photoshopped pics she posts trying to hide the worst bags/dark circles ever seen on a girl. Hopefully he smartens up and catches her being her before she takes him for everything. Athletes everywhere beware, this girl is a professional!
As Jeter always says in the locker room, “anybody want some left over pizza”.- nik