THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the gregsmith sir Tiger Woods is back on his A-game. I can finally watch golf again. It was so boring when he sucked. So now that Tiger is #1, the ladies better be ready. He has some poison he needs to release.

No! Tiger Woods is in love with his dude-like girlfriend. He will never cheat on him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there was an submission made by some mad bitch hating on this guy who played ball out here in Canada for like a year. Woopdy Do! Its the only reason everyone is so up his ass. you know how many other Seymore Niggaz do dirt but u dont hear them huh. since everyone cares so much. Just wana post something saying that he’s free . As of today at 4:30 all charges he’s had against him have been dropped and he’s a free man. No conditions, or halfway house. Might probably go on to make more money than he would playing for the CFL lol.

Don’t flatter yourself.  20k for life, I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is up with the Lakers?  They have a winning record and all the sudden they are getting cocky and acting like they are in the playoffs.  First they posted pics of Dwight passed out, now he is doing the same back.  Get off the social networks and work on your game.  This is getting ridiculous and I have no doubt they are no making the playoffs.

I don’t even know who those players are.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you see the dunk DeAndre Jordan had last night?  It was crazy and just another example of how the Clippers are way better than the

Dude the Lakers are back.  It’s pointless to be a Clipper fan, dunks don’t win championships.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shakti Stream. Remember this pro h*e? Back in her ice days she dumped her baseball boyfriend (once it was clear he wasn’t going pro) to date Colt Brennan. Then cheated on Colt (with the baseball player ex boyfriend). This chick see’s a jersey and she goes all spread eagle. Shakti is a straight up home wrecker and pro hoe. Lets not forget she almost killed Colt and a 47 year woman in a head on collision. She was driving an SUV with Colt in the passenger seat when she veered into the other lane and went head on with a little sedan. The woman driving the sedan and Colt both had very severe and life threatening injuries. I’m sure Shakti was hurt too but who cares. She is such a beautiful woman on the outside but such a disgusting ugly person on the inside. This chick can choke on a Greg. Sidenote: Colt Brennan is a douche.

She needs to date a Quarterblack like RG3. That’s where the real money is.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I just got some good information from an aquaintence of mine who is friends with Melissa Satta. I was told that Kobe Bryant and Melissa Satta had an affair a few years ago when Kobe visited Italy to shoot a Nike commercial. They met on the set and later went clubbing together, and spent the night at the same hotel room together. Im told Melissa Satta believes their affair is the reason Vanessa filed for divorce. Apparently the local gossip magazine caught them in the act. Melissa is now dating an AC Milan soccer player.  I was wondering if you could find out any more info on this or if you know anything more about this?? Thanks.

I can’t see Kobe Bryant banging an Italian chick, he only stabs Mexicans.- nik