Dirty Athletes | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Jonathan Borrero Arrested For Molesting A 15 Year Old

July 9, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gabrielle Union’s ex, former football player, music producer, and soon to be prison d*ck rider, Jonathan Borrero has been arrested for molesting a 15 year old, the second sex case he’s caught this year. This guy has been on your site a couple of times for stiffing people out of money and pretending to be an Über music producer in South Florida. Nik, I would like to personally thank you and your site for exposing these creeps and sexual predators that would go unnoticed if not for your site. (click here for news article)

I wonder what Dwyane Wade thinks about this?- nik

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Ryan Kesler Has No Balls

July 8, 2014 Anaheim, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Vancouver 208


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off Ryan Kesler can go f*ck himself, you unloyal bastard! He lied to his fans saying he didn’t demand a trade and that he wanted to stay with the Canucks then suddenly he has a list of two teams he would be traded to. Run away when things get tough you big pussy! Don’t be blaming the team for your sh*tty efforts as a player. Worthless POS!  Buddy take a look at yourself you’re pushing 30 and are injury prone, good luck trying to help out a team when you’re injured. You do realize the cup isn’t given out for a diving competition right?? Your ass is going to get beat when you come back to this city.  You want to leave Vancouver….go ahead you filthy dirtbag, about time. It’s f*cking disgusting how many women you sleep with then go home to your wife and three kids! Should probably get checked out before your penis falls off. Your poor wife, she’s clueless with the sh*t that you do. Andrea Kesler is ugly and will never compete with the women in California, she’s just headed for heartache. Such bullsh*t he wanted a fresh start. More like Kessy wanted to move somewhere to get new pussy. HELLOOOO LA=hot women+playboy mansion+playboy bunnies or maybe even another teammate’s wife??  Sound familiar? All your dirt is going to be aired out. You lack a brain so I’m not surprised.  I really hope someone treats your daughters exactly the way you treat women, f*ck and chuck, a dad to be proud of! and will probably teach your son to do the same… stay classy f*cker!

I’m excited to be teammates with Ryan Kesler. You can catch us at Fig & Olive after practice… chasing tail. Go Ducks!- nik

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Have We Found Larry Fitzgerald’s Girlfriend

July 8, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty 111

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the NFL’s golden boy. Came across this on twitter.. Who’s this girl? We need details….he’s pretty private so good luck finding any dirt on this.

I wonder if they pull each others hair during penetration?- nik

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What Is Johnny Manziel Thinking

July 7, 2014 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty 139


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just saw this on Reddit and had to share with The Dirty Army.  It looks like its Johnny Manziel in Las Vegas rolling up a dollar bill in a bathroom… now why do people roll up dollar bills and clubs?  To do some cocaine obviously.  I have no doubt that looks like Johnny and this kid is literally blowing any chance he has to be a star in the NFL…

This kid stands no chance in the NFL.- nik

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Where Is LeBron James Going

June 24, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty 45


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Lebron opted out of Miami today and now everyone is speculating where he is going to play next.  Rumors are that he is trying to become a Clipper but there is no way.  The Clippers don’t have champions in their blood.  Yes, they are awesome to watch during the regular season, but everyone knows they can’t make it past the 2nd round… but the Lakers, now that is power house that has had the best in the game put on their jerseys.  I have no doubt LeBron and Kobe would bring a ring home next year and I’m looking forward to that.

LeBron looks good as a Laker.- nik

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Claudia Sampedro Sticks To The Program

June 19, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty 109



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people always ask how Claudia Sampedro has been able to lock down NFL player Julius Peppers for so long and its simple as hell… she sticks to the program.  She knows she is lucky to have him in her life, so whatever he wants to do, he gets to do it.. she is realistic about that.  He is famous and rich, what does she expect no other women to sleep with him?

Is her butt big enough for him? I can’t tell from these pictures.- nik

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Johnny Manziel Is The Justin Bieber Of Football

June 17, 2014 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 116

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Johnny Manziel is the Justin Bieber of Football. I am actually going to watch the Browns this year just to see this kid get crushed by somebody like a James Harrison.

He will be in and out of the Browns organization like Brady Quinn. The kid is not taking his job seriously.- nik

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Justin Verlander’s Dream Killer Is Whale Wars

June 16, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey long time fan here — love the site. You are always talking about dreamkillers and Verlander is with Kate Upton.  Well ESPN Insider did a story on his declining skills that I thought you might be interested in. In short, he has gone from one of the best pitchers in baseball to an average one. They basically summed it up with this paragraph:  “Verlander’s 2013 season represented a bit of a down year (for him), but there were still reasons to be optimistic about his 2014. Losing some velocity off his fastball from 2012 was cause for concern, but his peripheral numbers remained those of a pitcher who still terrorized batters. His 3.28 FIP was worse than the 2.94, 2.99 and 2.97 FIPs of his previous three seasons, but not alarmingly so. However, a year later, that warning light has become a blaring red klaxon, with a disturbing drop-off in all of Verlander’s stats.”… another dream killer ruins another career.

I didn’t know Justin Verlander was into fat chicks.- nik

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