Dirty Athletes

Jeff Hecht Of Montreal Alouettes Swears He Is God

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Edmonton, The Dirty

Jeff Hecht of Montreal Alouettes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he thinks he’s hot sh*t just because he plays for the Montreal Alouettes. All he likes to talk about is himself and how good of a catch he is but the truth is he’s not a catch, he’s the biggest asshole I know. He has no consideration or respect for other people. Everything has to be just about him and if it’s not about him, he doesn’t give a f*ck. He’s also a woman hitter. Jeff Hecht, in the end all you’ll have is yourself so I guess it’s a good thing that you love yourself way too much.

If you are wondering what an Alouette is… it has something to do with Canadian Football (CFL). Basically where college players who don’t make the NFL go to die.- nik

Why Is Everyone Hatin’ On Jeremy Lin

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty

Purple Crayons Hatin On Jeremy Lin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, why are all the people with Purple Crayons hatin’ on Jeremy Lin of the Knicks? The only thing I can think of is because he is better then most of them in the NBA. Not one white person has made any kind of racist comments about this guy only black people, I guess we now know who the REAL RACISTS are.  The Knicks are 9-2 ever since Lin has been playing, you gotta give it up to the kid.

Anyone can play street ball and turn it over 15 times a game. He is no different from a younger Steve Nash… he has a coach who doesn’t focus on real basketball strategy and this is the only reason this kid is on the map. And I am not black, I am a realist.- nik

Floyd Mayweather Is Not A Fan Of Asian’s In The NBA

Posted in Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Toronto

Is Floyd mayweather a racist??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats the deal with Floyd Mayweather?? he recently made a comment about Jeremy Lin saying he’s getting the exposure and media publicity because of his Asian background. I follow the NBA and its good to see a humble kid like Jeremy Linn in a sport which is dominated by huge ego’s. Everyone is rooting for Lin, on a team which has Carmelo Anthony and Amare Stoudemire who are constantly injured and where suppose to be the answer for the Knicks, unfortunately Floyds boys cant get it done!! Mayweather even made racist comments about Manny Pacquiao, who in my opinion will kill Floyd in a fight anyday..thats why Floyd is racist towards Asians cause he’s scared of Manny. I hate racist ppl, and I believe there is good and bad in every race, there should be no double standards cause he’s black, You cant crucify a white person who would make that comment and not do the same for a black athlete, everyone should be held responsible for there racist comments. Nik please put this cocky has-been racist on blast!!

I kind of understand what Floyd is saying… honestly if Lin was black he wouldn’t be getting this much attention.- nik

Sports Illustrated Cover Girl

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty

SI Cover Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik. We all know Mark Sanchize throws about as well as Tim Tebow in the first three quarters but in dating Kate Upton (allegedly) he’s really fallen off his game. 1. She’s too old for his usual tastes (age 19) and 2. WTF is wrong with her plus 2s in this pick? I thought I’d submit this to the master for what’s going on with that shoulder/chest thing. Sorry you have to stare at her clown face. DA Strong.

1) Sanchez is not dating her. 2) Those are real so they have no shape.- nik

Photoshop Fail In Magazine

Posted in Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Vancouver

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Leigh Brandt – she is on the cover of Inside Fitness this month, and the Hot and Fit 100. Pink elephant is apparently one of the “best” photographers….UMMMM WORST SPRAY TAN & EDITING JOB EVER FOR A 2 PAGE SPREAD. LOL legs are streaky, t*ts are uneven- knuckles are orange… only thing edited was the face. All I have to say, huge FAIL.

Her fingers don’t match the rest of her skin color. Looks like someone got a little lazy under deadline.- nik

Softball Sloot

Posted in Columbus, Dirty Athletes, Ohio State

would you?

would you?

would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can’t get any worse than this. Athletes getting wild! This is L**sa Gre**am on the softball team. I heard about this girl a few times in passing with other friends. She is a sloot wh*re. She is an athlete at OSU who likes to sleep with other athletes, particularly football players. When I say sleep with, I mean suck off. I don’t think they would even fu*k her. She’s given head to most of the football and basketball team JT moore, Chad, Sully among the most famous names. I’ve met her like twice, she tries to act all innocent but she’s not fooling anyone. One of my football player friends told me she is on a certain wall in their locker room where they write down hoes. “L**sa Head Queen” is what is currently written. She just wants the recognition of football players and basketball players. To her, sleeping with them is like winning white girl olympics. And her half asian friend isn’t an apple to far from this tree.

Hefty chicks (I mean softball chicks) are gossip queens, what better thing to talk about.- nik

Dirty Cop Callin Pathetic MMA Coach

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Portland

Dirty cop-callin pathetic MMA coach

Dirty cop-callin pathetic MMA coach

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chris Standing. He is the head coach at 503 West Coast Jui-jitsu. Lets put it all out there both Chris and his wife are swingers and brag about how many members of the gym that they sleep with. Chris got kicked out of alive mma for getting a blowjob from a student and trying to get down with others. Chris and his wife had a threesome with Bill Bradleys daughter and Chris fFshs girlfriend to name a couple. He calls out guys from other gyms and then files harrassment charges on them when theyre about to crush him, what a coward and an embarrassment to the sport.

Chuck Norris and friends are squares.- nik

Dirty Cheerleading Sloot

Posted in Cincinnati, Dirty Athletes, Ohio

Dirty Cheerleading Sloot

Dirty Cheerleading Sloot

Dirty Cheerleading Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty sloot’s name is Miranda Hoffman. I’m surprised there isn’t already a million things about her on this website yet. This b*tch went to Badin High School and f*cked the entire football and basketball teams. All girls should watch out because she’ll f*ck your man. You want to lose your virginity then hit her up. That orange tan won’t hide your ugly face, b*tch. Every guy who was worth a damn in Badin’s graduating class has f*cked her. Guy’s want to cheat on your girlfriends? Go for it. Her Junior year she made a list of all the guys she’s f*cked. Got up to 42. Don’t even want to know what this wh*re’s riding now. Now she goes to OU so she can underage drink, smoke, and f*ck and not get judged. Somebody should probably tell her this is OHIO not jersey shore. Smoke, underage drink, sex- The life of Miranda Hoffman.

Which frat house is she living in?- nik

This Entrepreneur Has No Game

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Oregon, Portland, The Dirty

Entrepreneur

Entrepreneur

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, frosted tips, pooka shells, waxed eye brows, athlete, all around tough guy, classic 90′s look, ruggedly handsome, seen at the Splash Room handing out business cards.  This guy has the worst game in the history of game.

Pooka shell choker… do I really need to say more?- nik

She Is Very Proud Of Them

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Minnesota, The Dirty

She is very proud of them!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl thinks she is Gods gift to men?  For everyone that doesn’t know her, you are probably wondering why the hell she would be thinking that.  Well you can thank the Vikings practice squad, all those have and it’s very sad because that gives her the fuel to think she is super hot and everyone wants her.  I guess at the end of the day, she is happy, so can’t hate to much.

She is God’s gift to Blackmen.- nik