Sucks Money Can’t Buy Vegas Dave Height

July 24, 2014 GoDaddy, Las Vegas, The Dirty 142

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the weirdest looking couple award goes to these two. I thought the man in the relationship was supposed to be the bigger one? D. Parker aka GoDaddy is a sasquatch and look at those thunder thighs!

Him and Fake Equis are the same height. I respect Vegas Dave for not wearing heels like Dan. Height means nothing when you have money and power… so I don’t understand why Fake Equis doesn’t embrace being 5’5?- nik

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Kina Is Looking Weird Lately

July 24, 2014 Hollywood, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 103



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is happening to her face? Is it simply a filter or is this the result of continuous drug/alcohol use? How many years does she have left Nik?

She has Anna Nicole Smith on TrimSpa face.- nik

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Dan Bilzerian’s Howard Stern Interview

July 23, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 107

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dan has confirmed in this recent interview on Howard Stern that he is indeed SINGLE again (R.I.P Andreea Bolbea…CALLING ALL PORTA POTTIES!!!). I guess she couldn’t take the heat after embarrassing articles about her were submitted on here. In this interview he also confirmed that the rumors of Andreea participating in orgies were true. He also stated that he is still financially maintaining Andreea until she gets her sh*t together. She was warned on here that she would end up regretting the porta potty lifestyle in the future, guess that settles that. Hopefully she won’t end up suffering too many consequences from the terrible decisions she made this past year.

That interview sucked. Howard was soft and kissed his ass. Almost sounded staged. Who cares about poker… that’s Dan’s cover — even though he doesn’t play anymore. Fake Equis refuses to let me interview him, I don’t know why? I don’t dislike the guy, I just want to know who he really is.- nik

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Chewy Needs A New Nose

July 23, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 104


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was going through Chewy’s IG when I came across this gem. Now it all make sense why she’s always turned to the right in her selfies. Can a generous trout please fund Chewy a new nose job? Her nose now is incredibly uneven.

It looks like one of her nostrils is melting… must be a photoshop error.- nik

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How Fake Equis Had His Heart Attacks

July 22, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 74

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so its true, Fake Equis had his heart attacks because he was doing a bunch of blow… also he took 2, 100 mil Viagras… both of those combined will f*ck your world up… this kid should have died because of this.  Lucky bastard…

I don’t believe it.- nik

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Malpractice Got Catfished

July 19, 2014 Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Malpractice has admitted to getting “Catfished” a year and a half ago. She apparently became best friends with this girl “Kiersten” whose dad was supposedly a sports attorney.  They never face timed, just talked on the phone, texted and used Instagram.  She thought this girl was going to hook her up on NYE with a pitcher from the Yankees. Needless to say, when Malpractice contacted the pitcher online, he didn’t know who this Kiersten chick was.  Who she really is is a 300lb chick..not the hot blonde Malpractice thought she was.  I would like to find this Kiersten chick and shake her hand for a job WELL DONE!  Fake Tits, Fake Hair, Fake Nails, Fake Friends! It doesn’t get much better than this. It is just more proof that she doesn’t have “actual real friends” here in Denver.

I have to know who the Yankee pitcher is. What’s the 411?- nik

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RackStar Is The Crazy Dog Lady Now

July 16, 2014 Las Vegas, Rackstar, The Dirty 43



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rackstar has lost her mind. Talk about a red flag… how many dogs do you need? No dude can be down with this sweat shop. Nik don’t you think Rackstar and Malpractice almost look the same now. They are both aging fug.

I wonder if these dogs are confused by her milk?- nik

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Red Rocket Ain’t All That

July 16, 2014 Las Vegas, Red Rocket, The Dirty 117



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with Red Rocket. If she didn’t have fake boobs nobody would care about this basic bitch.

I can’t put my finger on it, but something is wrong with Red Rocket’s mouth.- nik

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