THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Eileen from Ireland. She is awesome and this Irish girl lays the smack down on Kangaroids on twitter… as you can see Kangaroids was not to happy and fired right back.  I have no doubt in my mind this guy would kill a girl without even thinking twice.  He is truly fearless.

He is obviously running from something… I don’t believe a man moves to Thailand for the cheap massages.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Thickness is in New York.  If you are smart, you know exactly what she is doing there.  Anyway, it looks like she got dumped by her boyfriend and is very upset about it.  What I wanted to remind her, is that she will always be #2 and her man’s next girl will not be a downgrade.  Just like she was #2 behind Scooby Snack for years.

Why doesn’t she go after black athletes? She has the perfect body for it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I  think you remember this girl Kara Rochester aka Night Rider.  She has been doing really well in the modeling world but I don’t know if its me but I feel like she is not aging well.   I don’t like her body too much but I’ve always thought she has the most beautiful face. I’m really interested in what you have to say about her aging.

She needs +2′s BAD! And that North Star mole needs removal asap.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, The Spanish Nanny is actually very ordinary in real life and looks nothing like her photo shopped pictures. She has had obvious plastic surgery on her nose but it is still no where near the image you see in pictures. She also has a very soft ordinary body. I work out at Moksha Yoga on La Brea in LA where she works out as well. I’ve seen her up close and personal in bright light in tight workout clothes and she is absolutely nothing anyone would even look twice at. She is all smoke and mirrors.

So you are saying she is an angle and filter champion?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was in Vegas this weekend and look who I ran into at Wet Republic… The Crow. I can’t lie Nik with all the work she has done she looks good in person. She was really cool to me and honestly I would bang her given the opportunity. My favorite DC.

Click Here to see what she use to look like.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! DA Strong since the beginning. So I know you have given Aubrey (H)O’Day a lot of sh*t in the past for being too curvy, but she just posted this picture looking pretty skinny. What do you think? Improvement?

Crazy eyes… her and Amanda Bynes must share the same therapist.- nik