Spanish Nanny Is Famous World Wide

October 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, The Nanny 129

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Spanish Nanny doing big things.  This is a huge artist in Mexico and she is in the video.  The girl is world wide while all you basic bitches talk sh*t about her.

Scooby if you were skinny you would look like Gerardo.- nik

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Thickness Got New +2s

October 17, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 61



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Thickness went and got her +2′s done again and of course is all over social media bragging about them.  I don’t get why fat girls just get bigger boobs to feel skinny.  I feel like if she invested in lipo or even a gym membership it would be a lot better for her. So what do you think?

I think this was a smart business move.- nik

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Is Wire Transfer Really Putting Her John On Blast

October 15, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto, Wire Transfer 83

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw a picture that Wire Transfer posted on instagram thanking a “Mr. R” for the dress she was wearing in the pic. The dress was purchased from her Amazon wishlist. I didn’t know that clients were actually sticking around and purchasing thing off her wishlist. It should be a hit it and quit it type of relationship but Mr. R is probably a loyal customer. This can’t be a good look for business. Just wondering, did the gifts come pre or post the wire transfer?

I don’t understand, what do these guys get when they buy something off an Amazon wish list?- nik

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What Happened To Houston Rockets

October 15, 2014 Hollywood, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 11


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I visit the site daily and felt lately like something, or someone, was missing. I realized that Houston Rocket hasn’t been posted in ages and then thought….wait a second, I haven’t seen her on Instagram lately either. I checked Instagram and she deleted her account, deleted her Twitter account too…it’s like she just fell off the face of the Earth. Maybe this is one of those “I’m focusing on my kid and deleting all social media” phases. Good for her. That baby needs a mom that isnt uploading half naked pics as a hobby.

Yup, she got White Buffalo syndrome.- nik

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Elke Has To Be Pushing 300s

October 14, 2014 Hollywood, House Of Crayons, The Dirty 100


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t have a purple crayon but I would love to make love to Elke.  Was talking to my boys and they said me weighing 140 that I would not stand a chance with her.  They said she is tipping the scales at 300 but I think its more like 210.  What do you think?  Do you think a man 140 pounds would be able to slay this?

You can play, but she wont feel anything.- nik

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I Finally Watched Leper’s “Work”

October 13, 2014 Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 34


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, congratulations are in order for Leper! I just watched her porn for the first time.  Anyway, she has been cast as the lead actress in a very important PSA type video… Hold on, dang, sorry again, I’ve just received word from an unidentifiable source that Leper is starring in a “Self-Help” instructional video that may or may not have some public health concerns… I’ll have more on that as the story develops. What I do know is that she is one of the best “Method Actors” of all time. Ranking up there with Robert De Nero, Al Pacino and Jack Nicholson! Her acting is so on point that you will not be able to tell where her character’s persona starts and where the person known as Leper ends. Her portrayal of a used up, barred out, waste of oxygen fat-assed stripper was pure genius. I believe she may be some type of Artistic Savant… Before I go and ruin the film for everyone let me end by telling those of you who do take the 9 minutes away from your life to watch this film, know that you will come away with a much greater appreciation for your own life, no matter how poorly it may be at present. Somehow just watching and listening to Leper as she “acts” gives those of us who may think our lives are crap at the moment a new perspective in which to view our situation. I can’t put my finger on how she does it…like I said before; she just may be a Savant.

I think that trophy says 2002. Talk about a strong #TBT.- nik


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Who Is Chewy’s Sugar Daddy

October 12, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 238


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chewy was in Ibiza and Amsterdam for 2 weeks with another worker.  All the pictures of course have no guys in them which is the first giveaway you are with a sugar daddy.  I wanted to see if anyone knew who he is??? Because I’m in need of a new one and he seems to spend money.

He is the guy who took the picture. Duh. Just look for the old creepy cell phone photographer.- nik

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Bomba Is Looking Like A Cholla

October 12, 2014 Bomba, The Dirty, Toronto 135

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Bomba is starting to look more and more like a ghetto cholla from LA.  Why is she going for this look?  She looks way better when she is trying to do the sex tape Kim Kardashian look.

Is Bomba even 19 years old yet?- nik

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