I Think Everyone Knew This Was Coming

March 5, 2012 8 Belles, Dallas, The Dirty 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is so awesome that 8 Belles got dumped and ended her engagement.  This girl has truly lost it, I don’t see how any man could seriously date a girl that refers to herself as a “Unicorn”?!?!?!? Like what dumb delusional idiot would call them selves that over and over.  Katie, I’m sorry but no one is dumb enough to ever marry you.  You are beat and look like you are 37 with all the partying you have done. Good luck to the next idiot.

8 Belles you need to go to Las Vegas a marry the first guy that buys you a Jack and Coke (it worked for my wife).- nik

ALSO SEE: 8 Belles Is Engaged

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8 Belles Might Not Be As Dumb As Everyone Knows She Is

December 28, 2011 8 Belles, Dallas, The Dirty 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone is always making fun of Katie out here in Dallas for several reasons. One she is dumb ass a box of rocks and calls everyone mermaids.  You dumb b*tch, we aren’t living underwater, anyway she posted this on FB about how she is retiring from the night life and is going to be a full time hair f*cker up.  I’m not sure how old she is but by the looks of things she is probably around 35, so she is lucky she wouldn’t wither away any more.   Nik, do you think TheDirty made her realize how cool it’s not to be a server while everyone parties and you are just their slave bringing them alcohol and pouring their drinks.  I’m glad she realized she was heading no where in life.  And Nik, doesn’t she know she was not the Queen of the Scene for about the past 18 months?  To call her delusional is an understatement.

I hope she stays true to this.- nik

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Do You Ever Feel Bad For 8 Belles And How Delusional She Is

December 6, 2011 8 Belles, Dallas, The Dirty 25

8 Belles fun with class mates

8 Belles fun with class mates

8 Belles fun with class mates

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought you would have fun with these pictures I found on Facebook. You see the people at school didn’t tell her that bow was ugly, along with the horrible hair color(s). Yikes!

It looks like my horse is trying to find herself these days. Age always plays tricks on the mind.- nik

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What 2 Years In The Night Industry Does To A Girl

November 21, 2011 8 Belles, Dallas, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought 8 Belles was smoking hot, so today I was bored as f*ck at the 8 to 5 and went through all her posts… and it depressed me to see how hot she was back in 09 and now she is looking like a cougar all used up.  Let this be a fair warning to all you girls out there.

The nightlife industry ages chicks in dog years.- nik

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Let’s Help 8 Belles Before It Is Too Late

November 7, 2011 8 Belles, Dallas, Dirty Horses, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it me or is 8 belles getting better looking with age? But there is a limit, you cant party your ass off all weekend long and week long and not pay a price for it.  She needs to get out of the “club/party/bar” lifestyle before its too late, and she is 50 years old tending bar at the local sh*thole on the corner for 7$ an hour plus tips.  You know the place I mean, the place like cheers but 10x worse, and the bar tender is this old lady with a raspy voice and a hell of a smokers cough. Well if 8 belles don’t get out of doing what she is doing, she will be that raspy old lady (with huge boobs).  8 Belles your so much better than that to be doing what you are doing.  Get out while you still can, before your stuck.

8 Belles, you are one of my best Horses… find a rich dude already and quit the real world bar race.- nik

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8 Belles Calls Out Kent Washington

September 28, 2011 8 Belles, Dallas 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so it appears that 8 Belles thinks the only reason she was posted on TheDirty is because of Kent Washington… She has a new boyfriend and thinks she is some hot sh*t now and is in love and is giving people advice on relationships… LMFAO she will be single in two weeks, she really is stupid as she looks.

The funny thing… she is completely wrong. K-Wash would send me annoying texts everyday to remove her off the site because it was a bad look for their brand.- nik

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It’s Time To Send Her To The Glue Factory

September 19, 2011 8 Belles, Dallas, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I started working with 8 Belles in the bar scene around the same time as she did.  We use to be good friends and around the age of 23 I told her I’m done with this crap cause I have a life to live and not going to be 40 years old and single with 2 kids and still working in the night scene.  I tried to convince her to make a change as I was about to but she told me she will make more money then I ever will.  Locked myself down an ugly rich guy and my life has been nothing but better ever since.  I was just on 8 Belles facebook and saw what and how beat she has become. Do you agree its time for the glue factory?

Who is the new recruit on the far left with the bad boob job? And yes the 8 Belles era has ended.- nik

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Club Zouk Is Worse Than I Thought

July 13, 2011 8 Belles, Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty 31

Club Zouk is worse than i thought

Club Zouk is worse than i thought

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- I just happened to come across recent Real World loser Adam’s facebook (don’t judge, I can’t stand him but was bored) and I noticed someone wrote to him about going to Dallas, and asked if he would be partying at club Zouk all night. Zouk is advertising a party hosted by this guy and it looks like he has no plans of going to Dallas anytime soon. How desperate. 8 Belles retire your saddle now, it’s only going to get worse.

They said Charlie Sheen is coming to their club too. Zouk is making fake flyers with random celebs (besides non-celeb Adam) desperate to stay in business. They need to stop lying to their customers.- nik

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