THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Over the last few days there has been a twitter war going on in Dallas. The queen bee, 8 belles, has been calling out Keisha (barbie Keisha) on some shady sh*t. But Katie aka 8 Belles is right. Keisha says she is dating Kent Washington and is always tweeting how she is spending time with him and the shower sex is amazing. But you never see KWash tweeting about her or even acknowledging her. We all know KWash is just using her for *ss and she is in love. KWash is a seasoned nightlife pro and knows the game. Keisha is naive to think that there is a real relationship. Just a dumb chick who thinks she is a model. Also, Keisha, you never see Katie aka 8 Belles begging on FB & Twitter to come to her club and buy bottles from her. Nik, what are your thoughts? Is Keisha trying to over throw the original dirty celeb of Dallas? What do you think of girls that beg for guys on Twitter & FB to come by bottles just to pay rent?

I don’t want to get in the middle of Keisha’s sex life, but the facts are the facts. K-Wash bangs multiple women and I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a threesome with Keisha on his birthday (probably in a bathtub or under a waterfall). Keisha (blonde), please lose two pounds in the face so you can start sleeping with athletes and not club owners. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Keisha has not always been this god damn sexy as she is looking in 2011.  I wanted to show you here over 12 months ago…. ya not that sexy at all.  Just shows through hard work and listening to what everyone around you tells you will pay off.  You have to agree she has gone from a 4.56733 to a 7.23892.

I am trying to figure out how she got her REFUND Gap reduced? I heard if you drink pomegranate juice it helps.- nik

ALSO SEE: Keisha Kimball Is So Sexy

Round 1 Winners from this pool: 8 Belles, Boston Globes, Hyena and G-Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t been DA strong for very long, but when I saw this ad, I couldn’t help but think she had a striking resemblance to one of the most famous horses in your stable, 8 Belles. I couldn’t find any references of the ad on the site, and kept flip flopping, so I decided to go straight to the source. Is this indeed 8 Belles?

I hope my horse got paid good money for this. If not, email me so I can get you my lawyer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what have you been feeding your favorite horse? It seems like 8 belles is getting better with age.  It very rare that a girl like her, especially the night life she works in continues to look better and better with time.  9 out of 10 girls who have lived the same life as her, are beat as hell right now with drug habit and a kid or two.

8 Belles is a different breed of Horse. She defies the odds in Dallas.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 8 Belles really needs to get over Adriana.  She is not giving anyone a legit shot, she just goes out with these guys and says she is not interested in them at all and in the end everyone knows is because she is waiting for Adrianna to get her back.  Personally the older she gets the hotter she is getting.  Nik, please tell her to get the f*ck over it and move on already.

Looks like my Horse’s body is getting better with age.- nik