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Lindsay Marie’s Botched Surgery

April 11, 2012 9 And 2, Hollywood, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 9 and 2, aka Lindsay Marie, aka Lindsay Elektra was on The Howard Stern Show years ago to get a Playboy eval. They told her she didn’t have any boobs, so try again when she did.  She then went on the site Stern Fan Network and begged for donations in order to raise enough money- even set up a Paypal account. She then saw an ad on Gary Garver’s (former Stern employee) Myspace offering free breast implants by Dr. Cheski, and that’s where she got them. She never returned any of the money donated, which pissed people off.  This is what she wrote after her botched surgery:

“You Can all blame Gary Garver’s Hack Surgeon Dr. Cheski For my horrible breast augmentation. What a joke. Here I thought I won a contest for breast implants….Instead the guy is trying to ruin my life. NOT ONLY did Mr. Garver’s BUDDY/SURGEON give me one of the worst boob jobs I’ve ever seen, The guy won’t even call me back. My own DR!!! WONT CALL ME BACK!!! He obviously knows he f*cked up and I am in the process of taking legal action against both Gary Garver and Dr. Cheski for SEVERE Emotional/physical damage, Loss of Wages, etc. I was forced to step out of the Nude modeling game completely because of this, because I couldn’t stand the feedback that I was getting from people just as yourselves. It really sucks. I used to cry about it all the time:bc:but now it just makes me angry:punch: What goes around comes around and I believe in karma 100% hope that clears things up. I gave them a perfect blank canvas to work with, and they gave me nipples that point in opposite directions and an implant that is LITERALLY and inch higher than the other one. So embarrasing.”

Ladies, never get work done by Dr. Cheski. RACK City is REFUND City for 9 And 2.- nik

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There Has To Be A Doctor That Can Help Her

April 9, 2012 9 And 2, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 6

Happy Easter from 9 and 2...no 7 and 2...no 8.5 and 2?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I had no clue who this irrelevant b*tch Lindsey Marie was until you posted her on your site.  Anyway, I went online and found so many naked pictures of her and decided that her Dirty Celeb is not fitting.  In every picture both of the nipples points somewhere else, like so pictures it was 2:30 and 7:00, some were 2:00 and 8:00 etc.  Anyway, have you ever see a girls nipples move so much in each different picture.  You have to give it up to her though, she is so delusional that she actually has the balls to take naked pictures.  As a woman, I would never show those things off.  Fix your nipples sweetheart.. XOXO, keep fighting the evil Nik.

Her nipples can be fixed, but you need money for that. Unfortunately, the porn business doesn’t pay what it use to.- nik

Also See: 9 And 2

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How Much Has Lindsay Marie Earned

April 6, 2012 9 And 2, Las Vegas, The Dirty 43

You can\'t turn a ho into a housewife

You can\'t turn a ho into a housewife

You can\'t turn a ho into a housewife

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  how much money do you think Lindsay Marie aka 9 And 2 made in her stripper career?  Because she better start saving up, because everyone knows “You can’t turn a h*e into a housewife”!!!! And she is a major one and I don’t see anyone ever dump enough to want to marry someone with +2′s like hers. LOL.  So Nik, what you think?

Nice modeling skills… she looks better without the +2′s and Methhead make-up.- nik

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You Are So Wrong About Lindsay Marie

April 4, 2012 9 And 2, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are such a dump ass and so is your dirty army for hating on Lindsay.  Her boobs don’t point to 9 and 2 dumb ASS they point to 7 and 2.  You were sooooo wrong and I LOVE It when that happens.

Same thing.- nik

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Lindsay Marie Is 9 And 2

April 4, 2012 9 And 2, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’ve hung out with Lindsay plenty of times but out of respect have never wanted to see her nipples because everyone says it ruins her.  I thought she was one hell of a sexy chick until I googled her name.  OMG, dude you are so right… its totally like one nipple is at 9 and the other one at 2.  You figured she would have got that fixed, but than again you need money for that lol.

If you know your nipples are retarded why get naked… oh its because Porn is your only skill.- nik

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Lindsay Marie Is Sexy And She Knows It

April 1, 2012 9 And 2, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I guess the reason Lindsay Marie couldn’t get any real modeling shoots is because of her photos on TheWetPeach.com! I am so sick of that ho trying to get any attention she can on the internet just because she takes off her clothes for photo shoots. So no Lindsay, Nik wouldn’t and neither would we. Stop self posting.

I think she is originally from Arizona. She dated some photographer in Scottsdale to get free pictures of herself taken.- nik


Lindsay Marie Has Such A Classy Job

Keep It Classy Lindsay

Her +2′s Are Still Not Fixed

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Lindsay Marie Must Be A Dirty Celeb

March 31, 2012 9 And 2, Dirty Army Strong, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Dirty 19

Lindsay Marie\'s not an escort???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Lindsay wants to say she’s not an escort but why is she so into modeling as a ho??  She must be so proud. Nik make her a dirty celeb already!

It looks like we have to make 10 and 2 an official Dirty Celebrity. From this day forth Lindsay is dead to me… please call her 10 and 2.- nik

**Correction, I looked at the clock and her nipples are actually at 9 And 2.

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