THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have old pics of Brittany Rathel aka Brittany Cole aka ADOBE that you posted about a while ago.  Definitely shows how much plastic surgery and photoshop is done to her! P.S. any way to find out how she affords to go to all these different places & countries & afford all this designer stuff but has NO JOB?  Click here to remind you what she use to look like.

I am surprised she didn’t use her Adobe Photoshop blood to fix that saggy boob line.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Brittany is not too happy with all the Dirty Celeb names. She thinks she should be called Sexy Brittany, but we all know how stupid that sounds.  Personally I love the name Adobe, it really fits her perfect, so whats the call on that?

Adobe is the creator of Photoshop. I am in South Beach walking around Lincoln right now and every chick looks just like Adobe. Tonight (Louis) is going to be bad ass. Yes, Adobe I got your friends email… you guys can come tonight, drinks on me.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here we got some more unedited pictures of the Scam Artist herself Brittany.  I know the inner circle she runs with and she loves all the attention she is getting.  Its only making her famous as she says.  So whats the verdict on her Dirty Celeb name?

Here are the top 5:  1)  Scamela Anderson  2)  Trout Bait  3)  Knock Hoff  4)  Moose Knuckle  5)  Transformer. -JV

I really just want to call her Adobe.  What do you think?- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here are some more unedited pictures of the beast they call Brittany.  She thinks she is so hot and is so frustrated at TheDirty because people are telling it like it is and she hates it.  Can we give her a Dirty Celeb name yet?

I think Miami needs a strong Dirty Celeb like Brittany… DA can you come up with a good name or do I have to do all the work here?- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s really funny that people sent photos of Brittany from 4 Years ago. FOUR YEARS AGO. You want one of her unedited photos here it is. Everyone changes and it’s obvious these girls are haters to not send one of her now photos. Britts a good girl, a good friend, and a good person. She shouldn’t be on TheDirty, treated or being bashed like this. and escort? everyone knows her exboyfriend takes care of her she drives his car lives in his house and has been for way over a year!

Thanks for clearing this up Brittany. I am glad the advances in medicine have worked out for you.- nik

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