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Photoshop Is For Liars

November 28, 2014 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let’s be honest. If she photoshops she’ll probably cheat on you. I’m sick of seeing photoshop bodies online. If you want to change something about your body take action. FYI: Editing a photo does not change reality. When I see obvious photoshopped photos I assume that you have too much time invested into your image on social media. Get offline and get a life.

Is that AIM?- nik

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Does AIM Know Where The Fountain Of Youth Is

September 1, 2014 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 164

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’ve been coming to this site for over 5 years now and AIM looks better and better, which makes no sense since most girls are getting worse by the month, but not AIM.  Personally, I think she is on HGH or something but I have no doubt.  I’m about to turn 24 next month and I need to start thinking about my looks for the long run, I can already tell the difference in my metabolism and how by body is burning calories like it use to.

Hispanics don’t weather like white girls.- nik

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Thanks AIM

July 31, 2014 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, not sure if you know this but when an escort like AIM puts a post on IG to “follow” her friend, it means that she also hooks and you can book her through AIM.  So I’ve never had a chocolate girl and that booty looked so big, I decided to go for it.  So I get to the Cosmo and end up seeing this black beauty… girl is so fine and sexy but that ass is like rock hard… how can I explain this?  Close your eyes, now pretend you are having sex with a hot black girl, you turn her around and when you do, its basically like putting your penis between two blocks of Swiss Cheese… holes everywhere, lumpy and not that soft.  AIM thank you for wasting my money and time, next time don’t do me wrong.

Looks like a cheap hotel bathroom. Probably the Tropicana.- nik

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How Come AIM Isn’t Aging

June 29, 2014 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 86



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how come AIM doesn’t age?  She has had the same look for about 5 years and nothing has changed besides that booty getting bigger.  Does she have any secrets?  Or is it cause she makes so much money that she basically has not a single worry in life?

HGH injections in her ass.- nik

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Did AIM Find The Right Sugar Daddy

April 10, 2014 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 110

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so AIM has been seen in Las Vegas and Miami with a super old dude, I’m talking like late 80′s, early 90′s.  The guy has an oxygen mask and the whole 9 if you know what I mean.  She does seem to be getting a little classier and her ass magically stopped growing, so I’m sure she stopped with the injections.  I’m really liking what I’m seeing and after her Sugar Daddy croaks and dies, which could be any second… I’m going after that.  She is the ideal woman.

I’m sure AIM is strategizing the next chapter of her life. If you dress classier then the past doesn’t count.- nik

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Girls Need To Own Up To Their Plastic Surgery

August 18, 2013 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 68


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am all for enhancement surgery because it turns girls like AIM, who use to be a 1.2123 into a solid 4.7857.  Now her ugly face cannot be fixed, but her body can be and has been… The part I can’t stand is when a girl like her tells me they didn’t have any surgery on their butt and its all from hard work… ya, b*tch I’m a grown ass man, you can’t lie to me.

Hard work? Since when has eating sh*tty food to get a fat ass considered “hard work”?- nik

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Why AIM Spends So Much Time In The Bathroom

August 15, 2013 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I booked AIM a few months back for the whole evening which is dinner, club and sex.  We were together from 11pm to 6am and I couldn’t tell you how many times she went to the bathroom.  I truly felt like she was doing it to waste time or do a bunch of blow.  She posted this vid on insta and it proved to me that she was just killing time.  The more time in the bathroom the less time with me who paid her 3k for the night.  I feel like I should get a refund.

Yes, you should file a complaint to the Better Business Bureau in Las Vegas.- nik

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What AIM Use To Look Like

July 31, 2013 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 37




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just want to remind everyone that is drooling over AIM what she use to look like.  As you can see, the girl was one beat ass chick before all the butt implants and +2′s. It is crazy to see how ugly and beat she was and how so many people pay her for sex.

I wonder how much her sponsor paid for the cross-eyed correction surgery… couldn’t have been cheap.- nik

**Do you think this guy banged her?**

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