THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after a hard break up poor Ro-hawk was MIA in Mia. After the break up his Ex Nicole moved with her good friend AIM to Vegas, and AIM introduced her to this roided out douche and this weekend they had a shotgun wedding. Maybe its because he had way more Tribal Tattoos but Nik what do you think Ro-Hawk will do when he finds out? I bet he is so heart broken.

Honestly, what does that tattoo even mean and why is it cool?  You are not even Somoan broham.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, im in love with AIM and definitely broke my heart when I heard she got engaged, but is it me or is she putting on some weight?  Or maybe is it that time in here life when she grows up and is prego?  what you think Nik?

It looks like they are already married… they have to be or he would be deported to Canada by now.  AIM looks the same to me, 37 and Mexican.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know to much about AIM’s fiance besides that he looks like everyother D Bag she has dated… wanted to know is this guy Real or Fake SGM cause he throws it up alot.

Are you sure that is him?  They all look the same to me and this guy looks bigger than AIM’s fiance… maybe he was just juicing last week, who knows?  FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik since ConROID’s ex AIM is getting Married Conroids has been depressed. He found himself a new stripper he has been shying away from the FAME of being a dirty celeb. Nik when your a dirty celeb there is NO HIDING! Here he is last weekend partying in VEGAS with a trout and a bunch of juice monkey’s like himself, he looks very depressed.

I am really concerned about the hidden hand placement of the butt pirate in the white jumper.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jaclyn she is from Newport area and she was posted on here a few months back on a post called Cali Version Of AIM. Let me tell you AIM has nothing on her I saw her at the pools in VEGAS and I seen AIM and let me say AIM is so 2009 its all about this chick now. AIM is beat and fake, this chick is FAKE and has about 1 more season to go. NIK I know AIM is one of the most popular dirty celebs, do you see potential in this AIM JR, or is one AIM more than enough?

I think I want to call her “Yahoo”.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its a momentous day. AIM finally got MAPQUEST to a pool for Pool season 2010. Nik what do you think Mapquest needs to do to tighten up that GAP for the summer? and what is going on with her waist?  Im hella confused, Nik can I get your out look on this?

I always wondered why MapQuest wore her hair down… guess that 7-head answers my question.- nik