AIM | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Nik Is AIM Gaining Weight

May 19, 2010 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, im in love with AIM and definitely broke my heart when I heard she got engaged, but is it me or is she putting on some weight?  Or maybe is it that time in here life when she grows up and is prego?  what you think Nik?

It looks like they are already married… they have to be or he would be deported to Canada by now.  AIM looks the same to me, 37 and Mexican.- nik

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AIM’s Fiance SGM

May 12, 2010 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty, Toronto 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know to much about AIM’s fiance besides that he looks like everyother D Bag she has dated… wanted to know is this guy Real or Fake SGM cause he throws it up alot.

Are you sure that is him?  They all look the same to me and this guy looks bigger than AIM’s fiance… maybe he was just juicing last week, who knows?  FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia.- nik

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ConRoids After The Engagement News

May 8, 2010 AIM, ConRoids, Las Vegas, The Dirty 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik since ConROID’s ex AIM is getting Married Conroids has been depressed. He found himself a new stripper he has been shying away from the FAME of being a dirty celeb. Nik when your a dirty celeb there is NO HIDING! Here he is last weekend partying in VEGAS with a trout and a bunch of juice monkey’s like himself, he looks very depressed.

I am really concerned about the hidden hand placement of the butt pirate in the white jumper.- nik

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AIM Is So 2009

May 6, 2010 AIM, Huntington Beach, The Dirty 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jaclyn she is from Newport area and she was posted on here a few months back on a post called Cali Version Of AIM. Let me tell you AIM has nothing on her I saw her at the pools in VEGAS and I seen AIM and let me say AIM is so 2009 its all about this chick now. AIM is beat and fake, this chick is FAKE and has about 1 more season to go. NIK I know AIM is one of the most popular dirty celebs, do you see potential in this AIM JR, or is one AIM more than enough?

I think I want to call her “Yahoo”.- nik

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MapQuest Makes 2010 Pool Season Debut

May 6, 2010 AIM, Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 64

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its a momentous day. AIM finally got MAPQUEST to a pool for Pool season 2010. Nik what do you think Mapquest needs to do to tighten up that GAP for the summer? and what is going on with her waist?  Im hella confused, Nik can I get your out look on this?

I always wondered why MapQuest wore her hair down… guess that 7-head answers my question.- nik

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Did MapQuest Get Some Work Done This Past Off Season

May 4, 2010 AIM, Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 71

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mapquest has been quiet as of late since AIM has a New Candaian bacon. She came out to party a few nights ago since AIM is back in town and she looks like she has had some work done. Nik what do you think of mapquests new face, Also do you think Mapquest will be a bridesmaid at AIMs wedding?

I think MapQuest (blonde) did get some work done to look less handsome this season. I think she removed another rib and injected some more HGH into her neck… have you ever seen a neck that thick before?- nik

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Now It’s Officially Pool Season

May 3, 2010 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, its official that POOL season is here in Vegas, first off there was a tranny manny sighting, now there have been Multiple AIM sightings. Funny thing is that AIM has been telling people she is not going to pool parties and hanging out anymore, but we all know that is a lie, first two weeks AIM has been seen like in 4 pools.

Are you kidding her whole life is based on Las Vegas pool season.  This is the only time of the year she can be half naked and lie about her age.  I wonder if her dude got a work Visa to be in the States… if not, stay away from Arizona flexy.- nik

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AIM’s Real Age

April 21, 2010 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in true Dirty Army ways I had to find out how old AIM really is because there is no way she is 23 like she claims.  After paying another site 20 bucks it came out that AIM is really 33.  Then did some further investigating and came across Pre-Op pictures (warning any Die Hard AIM fans, you do not want to see this).  Before the surgerys she was definetly just another random girl.

Now it makes sense to me why AIM is engaged.  She is 33 and in Vegas (dog) years that means its time to take a job application at the Bunny Ranch.- nik

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