Alien | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Ugly Manly Sloot

March 1, 2011 Alien, New Orleans 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ll let this post have a mind of it’s own. Now can all of Chalmette and Marrero please inform the world on how “amazing” of a person Amy is, I told you karma’s a b*tch and so am I. -sincerely xoxo, your favorite person ;)

Even her hands resemble a dude’s.- nik

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Junction City Paige

February 24, 2011 Alien, Kansas City 15

Junction city Paige

Junction city Paige

Junction city Paige

Junction city Paige

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been on ur site before, but I feel like she needs to be put on blast w/ the full story.  This girl Paige Ho*ver is straight up whyte trash.  She is constantly flirting w/ other girls boyfriends at the sh*tty aggieville bars, dressed like a sk*nk thinking that she is the sh*t when actually guys call her a desperate, flat chested townie.  She has some bf she lives w/ but that has never stopped her from “exploring other options” before. worst part?  She thinks shes a model and a cosmetologist but the only ppl that will hire her are clients and photographers that are just as burnt out and ugly as herself. oh, and one time she streaked in an ice storm bc she wanted to show off her body, but now every1 knows about her tiny as* tee-pee boobs. Oh, and my guyfriends have told me your better off getting a hummer from the vacuums that share the same name.

She looks like a fat version of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.- nik

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The Troll Attacks Yet Again

February 24, 2011 Alien, Chicago 8

The troll attacks yet again!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  This girl is a f*cking wh*re, she will f*ck anything with a penis, shes two faced and lies all the f*cking times, she will get with anyone if you slap the name dj infront of it, she doesn’t care.   She ruins peoples relationships, because she has to be the center of attention.  O’ yeah did I tell you she will give head to anyone and it doesn’t even matter how big the penis is.  O’ yeah she will f*ck on the first night, wait wait.. nooo the first hour as long as she has her bottle so she can fake being drunk.. would you like some head?

I guess trolls don’t have necks.- nik

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Just A Penny To Sleep With Deyni

February 17, 2011 Alien, Oregon, Portland 3

Just A Penny To Sleep With Deyni

Just A Penny To Sleep With Deyni

Just A Penny To Sleep With Deyni

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, it’s Deyni again! After seeing her first post on here she dyed her hair a couple times so she wouldnt be recognized, didn’t work! She is still escorting. What do you think upgrade or downgrade?

She really needs bangs to hide that horrible 5 head.- nik

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Rot Weiler

February 17, 2011 Alien, Kansas City 57

Rot Weiler

Rot Weiler

THE DIRTY ARMY: So, Nik this is Keller Weiler from Blue Springs which is pronounced like rottweiler, which is actually really funny because behind her back all the guys thats ever pretended to like her (to get some a**) thats what they call her.. She acts like shes better than everyone, always posting stuff on fb about not being “jealous of her” which Im not sure why anyone would.. She goes through friends like theyre bottles of water and f*** buddies just as much.. Shes a little slut and is known to go after your boyfriends.. I was going to refer to her as a fat white trash whore but then I realized shes not really that fat anymore.. Not after shes been addicted to the one and only “adderall”. So Nik, what do you think of this dog look-alike?

I thought adderall made you not eat, judging by that gut it does the exact opposite.- nik

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I Wouldn’t Let Her Near Me

February 11, 2011 Alien, Chicago, Illinois 47

i wouldnt let this mess touch a hair on my head

i wouldnt let this mess touch a hair on my head

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  & the readers of THE! This – ladies and gentlemen- is Christy Howard! Cute huh? Shes a huge sloot. Has slept with over 150 guys. Is that normal? She goes to some shitty beauty school and think she can do hair. I wouldnt in a million years let that clown touch my hair. Shes a freak, huge alcoholic & a SKEEEEZ. Ladies, she will TRY and take your man, Gentlemen she WILL give you gonorrhea. Just another dirty girl trying to fill sum void bc she was harassed for being an ugly b*tch her whole life. If u meet this piece of work (she can be found dancing terribly at any dive bar or working at the one on 105th and ridgeland) dont let her fake ass fool you. She is white trash a commmmmplete scum bag. Nice Christy,,,did u let another loser shit on ur chest?! Dirty girl.

For someone that ugly, I would say she is lucky to have found 150 dudes willing to sleep with her.- nik

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Easy As Pie

February 3, 2011 Alien, Wichita 49


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, diz iz hailey. she only in highskool an she bin wid 17 dudes.  she cheat on all her bfs all the time an kant pic who she want. she dont eat and she make her self puke. that why she got thick love handle and iz all flabby. she jus nasty.

I’m less concerned about her sleeping around and more concerned about your spelling.- nik

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Leper Is Truly Living The American Dream

September 30, 2010 Alien, Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Leper, The Dirty 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw Leper, Alien, and Chea who is Leper’s new BFF of the month.  Not surprised to see these girls acting out for attention at the bar, they were with their Sugar Daddy and the purple crayons where very excited about the show.  Knowing these 3 crazy b*tches, I can only imagine what went down after the bar.  Leper deserves her own reality show without a doubt, that girls lives the American Dream.

Looks like they are already filming something. Train-wreck TV here they come.- nik

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