Alien | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

49 Year Old Grandma Stripper

August 23, 2010 Alien, New Orleans 11

49yr old GRANDMOTHER of the year!!!

49yr old GRANDMOTHER of the year!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this old hag of a stripper is a meth headed, homeless, looser of a grandmother who just recently bothered going to visit her grandchild for the first time and he is 5 yr. old already… she still strips in the clubs on bourbon…that is, the ones that she hasn’t already been ran off from. Is a well known rat and thief. And is known for trying to play the crazy card and just start randomly talking about aliens.

That is total animal abuse.- nik

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People Do Change Nik

April 15, 2010 Alien, Dallas, The Dirty 24

Alien has moved on to a new life

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is pics from 2 years ago of Alien. She has 2 kids now and has finally found peace from all the prostitution and stripping.. she lives in the country and rides horses through soft green sunny pastures. People do change.

No wonder Leper has moved to the Country.  You gotta wonder though… do the 2 kids have the same father? (Doubt it).- nik

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Old School Leper And Alien

April 3, 2010 Alien, Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 48

Old School Leper & Alien

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- I was reading a post about Lepers new BFF and you mentioned Alien. Well for your new DA members here is a nostalgic pic of the two former friends. I loved when everyday one would talk SH** about the other. Cant we start some sort of dirty celeb war so I can have my entertainment back?

Told you Leper’s new BFF looks like Alien… look how trashy she is.  Who wears their jeans like that?- nik

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Hideous Orange Alien

February 24, 2010 Alien, Noodle Nation, Vancouver 172

Hideous orange alien, would you? LOL

Hideous orange alien, would you? LOL

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you? It’s like a sin to ask you that but I don’t know what’s wrong with her. Look how skinny her aunt is too.

I feel bad for her teeth, and camel nose…and how could that other chick think her hair looks good like that.- nik

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Drama Beats And Alien

December 28, 2009 Alien, Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 35

Drama Beats and Alien, do explain

Drama Beats and Alien, do explain

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik you never update on the Fantasy Factory or Newport Alien, but it struck me as odd that your dirty celeb Alien was with Drama Beats before he got ” Famous ” in July 07′ Care to share your input, because hotel rooms with up and coming mtv stars = sex. I am pretty sure that is her, too bad she did an outfit repeat and just wore different jewelry.

I forgot that chicks name, Alien is from Dallas… this girls Dirty Celeb name was Retard or something?  That dress is her “Go To” for special nights out.  I doubt Drama hit that.  He likes uglier girls with less porn skills.- nik

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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For Of Leper

September 11, 2009 Alien, Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 756


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am going to go out on a limb and say I have the biggest picture EVER submitted to THEDIRTY.COM.  And when I say biggest I don’t mean biggest media attention wise, I mean biggest for the real DIRTY ARMY.  I have been saving this picture for a while now but I feel the time is right to EXPOSE what Kelli aka Leper looks like when she is not on drugs!  Nik, I hate to inform you but those guys who think Leper is hot didn’t know it but they were going hogging.  LEPER MINUS C*KE = OVER 200 LBS!  The proof is in the picture.  I know that in this picture Leper weighted *** pounds!  GROSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Anybody that has ever rubbed it out to this chick in life has been totally scammed. Sorry no take backs, go throw up and brush your teeth. I haven’t had a breakthrough picture like this since the fall of RichieRexic. The person who can guess her exact weight in this image will get a free t-shirt from me.- nik

**One person is really close… you are one pound off.

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Alien And Leper… BFF Again?

August 17, 2009 Alien, Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 76

It's Back On

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so we all thought this day would never come, but it has. Leper and Alien have official made up and are Bff’s again. Alien is pregnant and getting divorced for the gay stripper she married. She must have caught him with another man. Leper has dumped her roided out boyfriend and is now back with her loser ex Robert. So much for her changing her life for the better!

She threw her drink at me in the club last friday at my appearance in Dallas.  (It was awesome!)  She will never change… her vices control her and she has no idea who she is anymore, just like G-Girl.- nik

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Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Ups

March 12, 2009 Alien, Booty Chest, DIRTY March Madness, Fish Lips, Greg Gladiator, Gretchen Rossi, Roller Girl, The Dirty 8


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Gretchen “Lie To The World” Rossi (56%, 3,122 Votes)
  • Lepers Ex-BFF: Alien (44%, 2,414 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,535


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Greg Gladiator (64%, 3,161 Votes)
  • Booty Chest (36%, 1,747 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,907


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • New Orleans Fish Lips (77%, 3,626 Votes)
  • Las Vegas Roller Girl (23%, 1,062 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,687

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