Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Easy As Pie

February 3, 2011 Alien, Wichita 49 8,266 Views

slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, diz iz hailey. she only in highskool an she bin wid 17 dudes.  she cheat on all her bfs all the time an kant pic who she want. she dont eat and she make her self puke. that why she got thick love handle and iz all flabby. she jus nasty.

I’m less concerned about her sleeping around and more concerned about your spelling.- nik



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Leper Is Truly Living The American Dream

September 30, 2010 Alien, Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Leper, The Dirty 27 8,507 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw Leper, Alien, and Chea who is Leper’s new BFF of the month.  Not surprised to see these girls acting out for attention at the bar, they were with their Sugar Daddy and the purple crayons where very excited about the show.  Knowing these 3 crazy b*tches, I can only imagine what went down after the bar.  Leper deserves her own reality show without a doubt, that girls lives the American Dream.

Looks like they are already filming something. Train-wreck TV here they come.- nik



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49 Year Old Grandma Stripper

August 23, 2010 Alien, New Orleans 11 6,115 Views

49yr old GRANDMOTHER of the year!!!

49yr old GRANDMOTHER of the year!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this old hag of a stripper is a meth headed, homeless, looser of a grandmother who just recently bothered going to visit her grandchild for the first time and he is 5 yr. old already… she still strips in the clubs on bourbon…that is, the ones that she hasn’t already been ran off from. Is a well known rat and thief. And is known for trying to play the crazy card and just start randomly talking about aliens.

That is total animal abuse.- nik



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People Do Change Nik

April 15, 2010 Alien, Dallas, The Dirty 24 6,708 Views

Alien has moved on to a new life

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is pics from 2 years ago of Alien. She has 2 kids now and has finally found peace from all the prostitution and stripping.. she lives in the country and rides horses through soft green sunny pastures. People do change.

No wonder Leper has moved to the Country.  You gotta wonder though… do the 2 kids have the same father? (Doubt it).- nik



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Old School Leper And Alien

April 3, 2010 Alien, Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 45 5,378 Views

Old School Leper & Alien

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- I was reading a post about Lepers new BFF and you mentioned Alien. Well for your new DA members here is a nostalgic pic of the two former friends. I loved when everyday one would talk SH** about the other. Cant we start some sort of dirty celeb war so I can have my entertainment back?

Told you Leper’s new BFF looks like Alien… look how trashy she is.  Who wears their jeans like that?- nik



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Hideous Orange Alien

February 24, 2010 Alien, Noodle Nation, Vancouver 172 9,878 Views

Hideous orange alien, would you? LOL

Hideous orange alien, would you? LOL

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you? It’s like a sin to ask you that but I don’t know what’s wrong with her. Look how skinny her aunt is too.

I feel bad for her teeth, and camel nose…and how could that other chick think her hair looks good like that.- nik



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