Alien | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Final Round 1 Match Ups For Today

March 11, 2009 Alien, Blonkey, Booty Chest, CG-Girl, Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Fish Lips, Greg Gladiator, Gretchen Rossi, Guppy, My Little Pony, Roller Girl, The Dirty, The Pelican, Wombat 25


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Houston’s My Little Pony (93%, 6,123 Votes)
  • Dallas Blonde Mafia Leader (7%, 440 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,559


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Guppy (50%, 2,941 Votes)
  • CHERNOBYL (50%, 2,891 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,828

Tomorrows Match Ups: 

Blonkey vs. The Pelican

CG-Girl vs. Wombat

RollerGirl vs. Fish Lips

Alien vs. Gretchen Rossi

Greg Gladiator vs Booty Chest

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Mrs. Alien

March 4, 2009 Alien, Dallas, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY: According to Alien’s Myspace… she is now “♥ Mrs. Shean ♥ aka ~Lacey C~ ♥ Mrs. Shean ♥ aka ~Lacey C~ “. What do you have to say about that, Nik?

I think it is awesome… I am really happy for her.- nik

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Leper/Alien Update??

February 9, 2009 Alien, Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 64

Leper/Alien Update??

Leper/Alien Update??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- Been reminiscing about the good times with Leper and Alien. What’s the drama status on these two??

They still hate each other.- nik

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The New Dirty Duo? Candice & Racheal

January 28, 2009 Alien, Leper, Miami, The Dirty 48


THE DIRTY ARMY: Candice & Racheal, the next Dirty Duo maybe? Well personally I think Racheal is the prettier of the two. Has a nicer smile and seems more friendly in the face. So what do you think Nik? Which would you poke if you HAD to? Or was drunk enough to be interested in?
And Dirty Miami Duo (DMD) maybe?

The stretch marks on the +2′s ruined it for me.  These girls do look like they get down crazier than Leper and Alien from Dallas.- nik

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Fort Worth’s Alien & Leper

January 26, 2009 Alien, Dallas, Leper 28

Fort Worth's Alien & Leper

THE DIRTY ARMY: These two 19 year old SL*TS are J*rdan & D*wn. They romp around Fort Worth using their fake ID’s to get into lame venues like Bar 9 & Bent. They’ve both been pregnant by age 18 and have slept with the entire North Texas area. They go from hating eachother to loving eachother every 3.4805 seconds, and text me talking sh*t about the other almost weekly! So, I think you could start selling bobble heads at your Kentucky Derby Races…it would be a nice profit. Oh, and of course…would you?

Answer: No, they are nowhere near Alien and Leper status.

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16 Living A Whiteman’s Dream

January 23, 2009 Alien, Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 80

16 & a Hustler

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this girl runs around downtown hitting up every 21 and up club. When shes only 16 lives in Rockwall and attends Rockwall high school. Her best friend is a stripper/escort (danielle) Which can be seen running around with Leper. They will do anything for money and the so called “GOOD LIFE” Guys watch out this can get you thrown behind bars.

Geezo, half of the guys in the Dallas nightlife should be in jail right now.  Even Alien should get in trouble for touching her butt.- nik

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Submission For Alien and Leper’s Replacement

January 11, 2009 Alien, Las Vegas, Leper, The Dirty 11


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these 2 girls I met a few years ago, they are life guards or pool attendants at the Palms, for reallys. Anyway, the in the Pink Bikini ( Her name is Winky ) and black dress, is only 18 no joke. I want to submit them for the new Leper and Alien in training, they meet all the categories. They work at a “fancy” hotel, they party all the time, and they love tattooed Desert Trash douches, shoot they even practice on the pole……

I think these are really good candidates… DIRTY ARMY, I need more intel.  Do they make sweet love to each other for attention?- nik

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January 8, 2009 Alien, Dallas, Leper, San Francisco, The Dirty 123


THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw these two girls on thedirty again (they seem to be appearing all over the place these days) and thought I would propose them as the new BFF’s of 2009 to replace Alien and Leper. These SMU sl*ts fulfill all the requirements for Dirty BFF’S

1. Partying in L.A.,Vegas,SF,NY,and Miami 24/7
2. Fake Tan
3. Think they’re hot but not
4. Rich b*tches who excessively spend daddies money
5. Always on c*ke and E
6. Always drunk
7. Cheerleaders
8. Blond extensions (their real hair only reaches their shoulders)
9. B*tches!

So I say they are the new BFF’S, cause ALOT of people got ALOT of dirt on these girls!

But their noses are terrible!  Not sure on these two… not cool enough.- nik

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