THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik you never update on the Fantasy Factory or Newport Alien, but it struck me as odd that your dirty celeb Alien was with Drama Beats before he got ” Famous ” in July 07′ Care to share your input, because hotel rooms with up and coming mtv stars = sex. I am pretty sure that is her, too bad she did an outfit repeat and just wore different jewelry.

I forgot that chicks name, Alien is from Dallas… this girls Dirty Celeb name was Retard or something?  That dress is her “Go To” for special nights out.  I doubt Drama hit that.  He likes uglier girls with less porn skills.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am going to go out on a limb and say I have the biggest picture EVER submitted to THEDIRTY.COM.  And when I say biggest I don’t mean biggest media attention wise, I mean biggest for the real DIRTY ARMY.  I have been saving this picture for a while now but I feel the time is right to EXPOSE what Kelli aka Leper looks like when she is not on drugs!  Nik, I hate to inform you but those guys who think Leper is hot didn’t know it but they were going hogging.  LEPER MINUS C*KE = OVER 200 LBS!  The proof is in the picture.  I know that in this picture Leper weighted *** pounds!  GROSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Anybody that has ever rubbed it out to this chick in life has been totally scammed. Sorry no take backs, go throw up and brush your teeth. I haven’t had a breakthrough picture like this since the fall of RichieRexic. The person who can guess her exact weight in this image will get a free t-shirt from me.- nik

**One person is really close… you are one pound off.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so we all thought this day would never come, but it has. Leper and Alien have official made up and are Bff’s again. Alien is pregnant and getting divorced for the gay stripper she married. She must have caught him with another man. Leper has dumped her roided out boyfriend and is now back with her loser ex Robert. So much for her changing her life for the better!

She threw her drink at me in the club last friday at my appearance in Dallas.  (It was awesome!)  She will never change… her vices control her and she has no idea who she is anymore, just like G-Girl.- nik

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Tomorrows Match Ups: 

Blonkey vs. The Pelican

CG-Girl vs. Wombat

RollerGirl vs. Fish Lips

Alien vs. Gretchen Rossi

Greg Gladiator vs Booty Chest