THE DIRTY ARMY: These two 19 year old SL*TS are J*rdan & D*wn. They romp around Fort Worth using their fake ID’s to get into lame venues like Bar 9 & Bent. They’ve both been pregnant by age 18 and have slept with the entire North Texas area. They go from hating eachother to loving eachother every 3.4805 seconds, and text me talking sh*t about the other almost weekly! So, I think you could start selling bobble heads at your Kentucky Derby Races…it would be a nice profit. Oh, and of course…would you?

Answer: No, they are nowhere near Alien and Leper status.

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this girl runs around downtown hitting up every 21 and up club. When shes only 16 lives in Rockwall and attends Rockwall high school. Her best friend is a stripper/escort (danielle) Which can be seen running around with Leper. They will do anything for money and the so called “GOOD LIFE” Guys watch out this can get you thrown behind bars.

Geezo, half of the guys in the Dallas nightlife should be in jail right now.  Even Alien should get in trouble for touching her butt.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw these two girls on thedirty again (they seem to be appearing all over the place these days) and thought I would propose them as the new BFF’s of 2009 to replace Alien and Leper. These SMU sl*ts fulfill all the requirements for Dirty BFF’S

1. Partying in L.A.,Vegas,SF,NY,and Miami 24/7
2. Fake Tan
3. Think they’re hot but not
4. Rich b*tches who excessively spend daddies money
5. Always on c*ke and E
6. Always drunk
7. Cheerleaders
8. Blond extensions (their real hair only reaches their shoulders)
9. B*tches!

So I say they are the new BFF’S, cause ALOT of people got ALOT of dirt on these girls!

But their noses are terrible!  Not sure on these two… not cool enough.- nik