AR Mystery | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Did This Happened To You When You Met Her

June 24, 2012 AR Mystery, Hollywood, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have seen AR Mystery on your site last few years and have always thought she was super hot and super sexy and basically any mans dream.  My boyfriend is totally in love with her and I can’t blame him… I actually saw her out shopping and introduced myself and not only was she a sweetheart but she took my breathe away.  I have never met such a pretty girl like that and I wanted to ask you if the same thing happened to you the first time you two met.

Arielle can we please kill off Amanda Roadman already. That creepy dude is annoying as hell.- nik

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Not Even A Question Who Is Hotter

June 15, 2012 AR Mystery, Boston, Hollywood, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my friends and I were talking about Jessica Burciaga and AR Mystery about which one is hotter.  Now to me, Jessica has completely copied J Lo and that automatically to me is a turn off.  On the other hand, you have the hottest girl ever Arielle and she is being herself, not trying to be like anyone.  And it has worked for her, she is in rap videos, magazines and actually gets paid to model.  So Nik tell me who you think is hotter.

I can’t tell you what I think… I don’t want to lose either of my back up plans.- nik

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I Would Marry Her In A Second

March 26, 2012 AR Mystery, Hollywood, The Dirty 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, AR Mystery has been on your site for a few years now and not one other DC has got hotter as she gets older.  AR is just blessed with an amazing body and such a beautiful face.  Who ever is lucky enough to wife that up, will die one lucky f*cker.  Real Talk nik, you cant even find a flaw with her can you?

She only likes black chicks, nobody has a chance to wife it.- nik

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Nik, This AR Faker Even Fakes You

October 26, 2011 AR Mystery, Hollywood, The Dirty 7

Nik, this AR faker even fakes you!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is a follow up to the crazy AR faker who claimed she was talking to you and that you said you would never post her, well I just saw this message in my inbox from “you”.  A fake you of course. So Nik can you put her on blast one more time please?

How is this not illegal? I never wrote this… the fake AR ripped my display picture and handle. What a LUNATIC! I am reaching out to the FBI like ScarJo.- nik

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People In Minnesota Are Being Fooled

October 10, 2011 AR Mystery, Minnesota, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on my way to work this morning I was listening to one of the local radio morning shows and they were discussing their current hot chick of the day. Amanda Roadmen. People in Minnesota are being duped. Check out the website.

Hey 93X the girl Amanda Roadmen doesn’t exist. This is a fake person who stole another girls pictures. Wake-up and read TheDirty.- nik

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AR Mystery’s Fake Crazy Alter Ego

September 29, 2011 AR Mystery, Hollywood, The Dirty 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, “Amanda Roadmen” is at it again, she is apparently dating NY Yankees player Chris Dickerson. We called her out for being fake on a wall post her sister “Ashlee” posted. She swears you are messaging her right this second & would never post her on TheDirty, lets see if its true. Nik, please prove that “Ashlee Roadmen Fitz” IS A FAKE PHYSCO.

There is no such person as Ashlee Roadmen Fitz and Chris stop creeping on fake profiles on the internet. Mr. Dickerson rubs it out to fake chicks… that is not very Yankee like.- nik

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Nik, Is AR Mystery Really Coming On Nik Richie Radio

July 20, 2011 AR Mystery, Hollywood, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was just telling the rest of my cubical warriors how pumped I am about watching Nik Richie Radio tonight and how AR Mystery is coming in.. All the sudden Pucker came into my head and realized she has not been on your site in who knows how long… I google her name and come to find out she has a website… It was saying no AR Mystery is coming in and that you paid all this money to make some actress look like AR… What the hell is going on?  Click here to read article.

The real Arielle Reitsma is coming into the studio tonight. That post on Big Drew’s blog is a desperate attempt by “Amanda Roadman” (the crazy b*tch fake stalker) to somehow save herself.- nik

**Nik Richie Radio tonight at 8PM Pacific on

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AR Mystery Case Closed

June 1, 2011 AR Mystery, Boston, Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 46

I am happy to report that the Cold Case File- AR Mystery has been solved. Arielle Reistma is the real deal and there is no such person as Amanda Roadmen. First off, I am glad this person is real and not a government plot to lure political funds. Second off, how crazy insane is this Amanda Roadmen guy… this fake person has dedicated his life to being someone else. He forged legal documents to pretend he was Arielle Reistma.

I want to thank Arielle Reistma for coming to my 4-year anniversary party at LAX and setting the record straight. AR Mystery CASE CLOSED!

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