Aubrey (H)O’Day | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Aubrey O’Day In The Dominican Republic

January 7, 2013 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Dirty Army Strong, Hollywood 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I was just in the Dominican Republic for the holidays, and I am kicking myself now because I didn’t have a chance to snap a pic of the billboard I saw featuring Aubrey O’day all over the region I was staying (Santo Dominigo). The attached photo is being used to promote a sex hotline as well as gentleman clubs in the city. I wonder if Aubrey knows her photo is being used to promote these services, or she is scraping the bottom of the barrel for cash? I had a fantastic vacation, it just blew my mind a bit to see Ho’day as a Dominican dirty celeb!

Aubrey you might want to call your lawyer.- nik

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Aubrey O’Day Even Photoshops Her iPhone Pictures

November 30, 2012 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Great radio show the other night Nik. So this is more of a rant than a post. On twitter I used to follow Aubrey O’day, the D_list celebrity from a few seasons of Trumps show Apprentice, because she seemed like a sexy nut job. Her tweets were often risque or in dirty army language, down right soft core porn. That is UNTIL she started compressing the width of her pictures, to make her look like a skinny model. All of her new twitter pics taken with her iphone, like this one here, must be done with some app that shrinks the width of the photo, or lets one change the jpeg compression on the photo as it is shot. This has got to stop. Nik, if it isn’t acceptable for these two bit wh*res busted out on TheDirty for photo-shopping their flabby assets, isn’t it even more unacceptable for a ‘semi’ celebrity to do the same? Nik please tell these wannabe celeb’s to show their true selves in pictures, after all we are just following their twitter to get a front row seat to the train wreck. Put an end to this madness, exalted leader we call Nik.

Aubrey is a hybrid because she is also a Dirty Celeb under the alias Aubrey (H)O’Day. Click Here to see her DC history.- nik

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Plastic Surgery Was Not The Answer Aubrey O’Day

November 26, 2012 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 79

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you are a fan of plastic surgery and I actually think you do make the world a prettier place female wise, but what about the women who fail with plastics like Aubrey O’Day. She was so pretty when P. Diddy discovered her and then she started mutilating her body into a drag queen. I use to love Aubrey. Sad to see she is just a bunch of inflated parts now.

Why did she inflate her tummy? Aubrey’s head got too big and she surrounded herself by people who kissed her ass. So when the attention stops, women lean toward the knife to get it back.- nik

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Aubrey O’Day Is Not Looking Good

June 19, 2012 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is there any part of this that seems okay? Who lets her walk out in public like this?!?! I don’t even know where to start.

I like her Tiger.- nik

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Aubrey O’Day Is Disgusting

May 30, 2012 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, we all know Aubrey Ho’Day is disgusting when it comes to her face, ass and +2′s.  But who knew how sick she is in the head as well.  What a great message she is sending to her God Daughter.

If I was this child’s mother I would cut HO’Day from all Godmother duties and take her title away.- nik

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Aubrey O’Day Is Blowing Up In 2012

February 14, 2012 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 14

ho'daytime tv

ho'daytime tv

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of Aubrey O’day getting all this attention in 2012?  She is gonna be on Celeb Apprentice as well as having her own reality show.  Gross! Do you think she will start to lose some weight finally?

I heard she begged to get on Celebrity Apprentice (doing the show for free).- nik

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Would You With UK Reality TV Star Amy Childs

January 11, 2012 Aubrey (H)O'Day, London, The Dirty 13

Amy Childs-Would you?

Amy Childs-Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amy Childs.  She is a reality tv star and is really famous in the UK.  My Boyfriend says he would and if I was a guy I would, what do you people in the US think of her? She’s really sweet too, So Would you?

Answer: No, she looks like a skinnier Aubrey (H)O’Day.

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Aubrey O’Days New Man

September 27, 2011 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 8

Aubrey O'days new man

Aubrey O'days new man

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Aubrey O’Days new boyfriend, Trevor Wayne. Guess what he does for a living? He is a paparazzi for TMZ. This fool is desperate for stardom and is trying to pitch his own pilot for a reality show to producers. He is the biggest druggie you will ever meet and is a broke ass who lives in a house with other name-dropping dudes who are also desperate for fame. What is even funnier is that Trevor’s little brother Tanner Wayne who is a drummer trying to get his 15 minutes of fame from Aubrey too. Do you think Aubs is really into him or is she just trying to get her busted mug all over TMZ?

Well, Aubrey HO’Day has pretty much used every guy she has ever slept with (Diddy’s purple crayon did rip her open in the industry) so her boning Trevor Wayne makes perfect sense. I expect Trevor to be emailing me naked images of Aubrey O’Day’s cellulite once they break up in 3 weeks because he couldn’t get her enough face time on TMZ TV. Let’s be honest…- nik

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