THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of Aubrey O’day getting all this attention in 2012?  She is gonna be on Celeb Apprentice as well as having her own reality show.  Gross! Do you think she will start to lose some weight finally?

I heard she begged to get on Celebrity Apprentice (doing the show for free).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amy Childs.  She is a reality tv star and is really famous in the UK.  My Boyfriend says he would and if I was a guy I would, what do you people in the US think of her? She’s really sweet too, So Would you?

Answer: No, she looks like a skinnier Aubrey (H)O’Day.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Aubrey O’Days new boyfriend, Trevor Wayne. Guess what he does for a living? He is a paparazzi for TMZ. This fool is desperate for stardom and is trying to pitch his own pilot for a reality show to producers. He is the biggest druggie you will ever meet and is a broke ass who lives in a house with other name-dropping dudes who are also desperate for fame. What is even funnier is that Trevor’s little brother Tanner Wayne who is a drummer trying to get his 15 minutes of fame from Aubrey too. Do you think Aubs is really into him or is she just trying to get her busted mug all over TMZ?

Well, Aubrey HO’Day has pretty much used every guy she has ever slept with (Diddy’s purple crayon did rip her open in the industry) so her boning Trevor Wayne makes perfect sense. I expect Trevor to be emailing me naked images of Aubrey O’Day’s cellulite once they break up in 3 weeks because he couldn’t get her enough face time on TMZ TV. Let’s be honest…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you’re the expert – what is wrong with this picture from the neck down? Are these the worst +2′s ever? Someone needs to send this chick a mirror.

She is really falling apart. Aubs it’s time to move back to Palm Springs and call it a life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to make sure you got this. Please make her STOP. It’s just embarrassing for her, but she’s the one out there looking like this, so maybe if she gets posted here, she’ll consider stopping these horrific appearances. Thanks, Nik!

Aubrey, I know you read my website… I am telling you as a friend, please keep your clothes on until you fix your body. You will be doing the world a huge service babe.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats up with Aubrey O’Day? Are those tummy tuck scars? And stretch marks on her hips? Has she always looked like that? What happened! She used to be hot.  Why would she need a tummy tuck anyway.  Nik, help this girl. bring her back to the hot side.

I will let the world speak on this one. In my opinion her management needs to be fired for letting her wear that knowing her body wasn’t ready.- nik