THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when I was in college, around 2005, at the University of California Irvine I knew this girl, her name was Aubrey O’Day. Maybe you’ve heard of her. She was good friends with a bunch of my frat brothers in Pi Kappa Alpha. This was in the midst of her having sex with P. Diddy and God knows who else, to get a spot on Making the Band. To my surprise (HAHA) she started “lovin’ her way to the top” way before Diddy. She was hot, therefore guys would do some crazy sh*t to rub up on some tata’s. 3 of my PIKE bro’s routinely wrote most of her papers and did her assignments for her classes in exchange for some Pre-PeepShow Boobs in their faces. This is a pic of Aubrey back in 05′. She sent this to my bro to get him to write one of her papers for her. The text under the pic read: “A couple hours of work = anything you want…”. Rip her nik.
At least your PIKE brothers had her in her prime. Her legs are massive now and her face doesn’t even look the same (I blame Heidi Montag). Yes, all the freckles match up. Somehow I know.- nik