Aubrey O’Day Be Looking Like A Mess

May 27, 2011 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats up with Aubrey O’Day? Are those tummy tuck scars? And stretch marks on her hips? Has she always looked like that? What happened! She used to be hot.  Why would she need a tummy tuck anyway.  Nik, help this girl. bring her back to the hot side.

I will let the world speak on this one. In my opinion her management needs to be fired for letting her wear that knowing her body wasn’t ready.- nik



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Is Aubrey O’Day The Next Anna Nicole

February 22, 2011 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Aubrey at one point was the hottest girl around for 4 minutes.  Ill never forget how good her butt looked in Playboy it was simply amazing.  But she has definitely fallen off, I guess banging P Diddy doesn’t make you famous forever.  Nik, I am curious, what happen to Aubrey O’Day?

What do you mean what happen? She has a new TV show airing on Oxygen where she makes some kind of comeback. Aubrey, please lose 17 pounds. I decided.- nik



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Aubrey O’Day Back In ’05

December 16, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 66

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, when I was in college, around 2005, at the University of California Irvine I knew this girl, her name was Aubrey O’Day. Maybe you’ve heard of her. She was good friends with a bunch of my frat brothers in Pi Kappa Alpha. This was in the midst of her having sex with P. Diddy and God knows who else, to get a spot on Making the Band. To my surprise (HAHA) she started “lovin’ her way to the top” way before Diddy. She was hot, therefore guys would do some crazy sh*t to rub up on some tata’s. 3 of my PIKE bro’s routinely wrote most of her papers and did her assignments for her classes in exchange for some Pre-PeepShow Boobs in their faces. This is a pic of Aubrey back in 05′. She sent this to my bro to get him to write one of her papers for her. The text under the pic read: “A couple hours of work = anything you want…”. Rip her nik.

At least your PIKE brothers had her in her prime.  Her legs are massive now and her face doesn’t even look the same (I blame Heidi Montag). Yes, all the freckles match up.  Somehow I know.- nik



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Maxim Loses Credibility With This One

November 16, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Las Vegas, The Dirty 5

Maxim loses Credibility with this one

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dam, Maxim usually uses chicks who are current, but come on Aubrey O’Day?

I actually saw her in Peep Show in Vegas last time I was there for Halloween and I was shocked she got naked.  She definitely helped the show because her ten n two mapquested rack and huge thunders made Holly Madison’s body look insane on stage.  So props to the casting director for the optical illusion.- nik

[Image: Maxim]



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What’s Up With Holly Madison

October 5, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Las Vegas, The Dirty 51

Whats up with Holly Madison

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it me or is Holly Madison looking out of shape and really pale? Could she be depressed that Chris ANgel dumped her and Hef wont take her back?

You forgot weathered in the face… it is just the aging process in fast forward.  Planet Hollywood is not worried though… they brought in Aubrey (H)O’Day to slowly transition her out of Peepshow.  Nobody wants to see a chick in their 30′s naked.- nik



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Yikes Leper!

September 29, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 39

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out these pics of Leper at the Britney Spears concert. I’m not sure who is trashier, Leper or Britney? At least Brit is a multi millionaire piece of white trash, Leper is broke. Do you think Leper is surrounding herself w/ such ugly people to make herself look better?

I swear she needs to track down Aubrey (H)O’Day and see if they have the same mother because I cannot tell them apart anymore.- nik



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Fake Watch Equals Fake Chicks

August 28, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Chicago, The Dirty 16

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche is Niko, some lame ass promoter here in town.  I have noticed that everytime he is out he is wearing some iced out watch, usually much more iced then the one shown.  Anyways obviously they are fake but people atually believe they are real and think he is the owner of the club or something because he obviously knows a few people being a promoter.  So my question is do you think Audrey Ho-day fell for this one hooked up with him…Thats what he’s telling everyone at least.  I call bullsh*t.

The iced out watch thing is not cool anymore… guys who need that much attention that they have money obviously don’t have any.  The white rapper look is over… Swatch will make a comeback just like Stussy did.- nik

**Is (H)O-Day engaged?



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End Of Days For (H)O’Day

July 14, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Philadelphia, The Dirty 39

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I am still trying to figure out how HO’Day has her finger in the martini glass on Foolzio’s shirt.  I am guessing she must be photoshopped in the image… there is no way she would stroke a Philly club promoter unless her career was officially over?



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