Aubrey (H)O’Day | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Fake Watch Equals Fake Chicks

August 28, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Chicago, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche is Niko, some lame ass promoter here in town.  I have noticed that everytime he is out he is wearing some iced out watch, usually much more iced then the one shown.  Anyways obviously they are fake but people atually believe they are real and think he is the owner of the club or something because he obviously knows a few people being a promoter.  So my question is do you think Audrey Ho-day fell for this one hooked up with him…Thats what he’s telling everyone at least.  I call bullsh*t.

The iced out watch thing is not cool anymore… guys who need that much attention that they have money obviously don’t have any.  The white rapper look is over… Swatch will make a comeback just like Stussy did.- nik

**Is (H)O-Day engaged?

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End Of Days For (H)O’Day

July 14, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Philadelphia, The Dirty 39


I am still trying to figure out how HO’Day has her finger in the martini glass on Foolzio’s shirt.  I am guessing she must be photoshopped in the image… there is no way she would stroke a Philly club promoter unless her career was officially over?

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My Little Pony With Doug Douchehart And Aubrey (H)O’day!

June 7, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, Houston, My Little Pony, The Dirty 27

my little pony with doug douchehart and aubrey hoeday!?

my little pony with doug douchehart and aubrey hoeday!?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Look at this!

You know Doug showed her his frozen burrito.- nik

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Leper Won’t Grow UP

April 13, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your Dirty Celeb Leper isn’t looking all that young anymore. When is she going to grow up and stop being such a party rat?

Not sure who is aging faster, Aubrey (H)O’Day or Leper?  I do have to say Leper is more famous than (H)O’Day now.- nik

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Aubrey Oh My!

April 10, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wow Danity Kanes own Aubrey O Day is starting to look a lil weathered in the face.Must be all thoes late night partys and whorin around. Her body still looks ahmazing though. 

Her stomach looks like something I built playing Excitebike in 1988. No wonder she didn’t make it past the first round of Dirty March Madness.- nik

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Aubrey (H)O’Day And Dogs

March 28, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 12

Aubry Ho Day SGM?

Looks like someone has been eating out of depression… for a second I thought that was Andrea.

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Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Ups

March 10, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Brock's Chick, Canary, DIRTY March Madness, Elvira, Forhidden, Lamey, Nickel, The Dirty 8


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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Always Naked At The Clubs LAMEY (67%, 5,805 Votes)
  • MAC endorsed FORHIDDEN (33%, 2,828 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,633


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Real Rack Z-LIST (66%, 5,732 Votes)
  • Fake Rack Aubrey (H)O’Day (34%, 2,984 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,715

Round 1 Winners:

Elvira upsets Canary

Brock’s Chick Smokes Nickel

All Voting Polls Last 24 Hours

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Bracket Correction

March 9, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, DIRTY March Madness, Forhidden, Hyena, Kaden Solo, Lamey, Smashley, Star F*cker, Sunshine, The Dirty 27

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Correction… if your office has already started their DIRTY March Madness pool, please cross out Merlin’s Moms and change it to the Grinch.  Our league officials gave the Grinch a green light to the dance. We were a little concerned about her employment, but we decided to ignore it.


Games On Tomorrow:

Sunshine vs. Smashley (BFF War)

Lamey vs. Forhidden

Z-List vs. Aubrey (H)O’Day

Star F*cker vs. Hyena

Kaden Solo vs. Seabiscuit (Scottsdale Classic)

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