THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where the hell has Black Barbie Shim been.  As an African-American man I cannot help but love her, I think she is perfect and if I end up getting an NFL contract in 2 years I going after that for sure.  Nik, can you do me a favor?  I will be starting next season for sure, and I would like her to come watch me in my first start at UCLA, do you think you can relay the message Nik?  You have my email, and thank you Nik.  DA Strong.

Dude, I will be a true gentleman matchmaker and set you up. She is turning 30 today I think so she needs a guy like you to get her out of the game.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- I was looking through my friends Facebook and I saw this picture and couldn’t tell if this was Black Barbie or not. It does look a lot like her and if it is really her then we should all brace ourselves for her new “single” coming out….is her group really called “I Ken Dee”?? Interesting. Anyways what are your thoughts Nik? Rapping or Singing? And should she quit her day-job with this new single or what?

She is actually talented at pole dancing so singing should be easy. Can’t wait to hear it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik is that black barbie shim in this video (at 2:05, 2:28, and other parts after)? The girl from the like a g6 song has her own song with the cataracs and looks like BBS in it..wonder if they know bout her. Now she can add video ho to her classy list of occupations.

Yup that is Black Barbie Shim… she is defining the odds in Hollywood. My guess is that she has “Dirty Celeb” written on her resume right above “Exotic Dancer”. Being a DC gives you major pull these days.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you think times are that tough that Dirty Hollywood Celeb Black Barbie Shim who usually looks like the JOKER with all her Mac force-field is now wearing little to no Make up. Nik is it because she cant afford it, or do you think she finally realized through the DA that its not cool to look like a Comic book bad guy?

TheDirty.com has taught her that she doesn’t need to paint her face to be cool.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been Dirty Army strong for about a good year now and who knows how many times I told myself id never come back on because some of your comments but in the end I end up missing the laughter and break down.  Anyway I live in the hollywood area and see Black Barbie Shim around all the time, and she is always with some white girls never any black ones.  About a month ago this girl was so drunk I told her what the f*ck is up when I ran into her at the club.  I told her I had seen her on TheDirty.com and thought she was very attractive, she told me “f*ck Nik and his stupid website, he is a racist.”  I said no way you silly b*tch your black and dont even have any black friends.   Seems like our little talk worked and she realized she needs black people in her life.

First off I am an equal opportunity offender and second, all I do is make fun of white people 90% of the time.  Some races just smell… that is not my fault.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a video of Black Barbie Shim at some stripper competition, besides the fact that she looks like a man how the hell is she a stripper.  Nik can you explain this to me, and do you think she is good at her job?

I guess she is some Male Pole Dancing champion or something?- nik