THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, oh LoRDy maybe I drank to much or maybe there is a ton of photoshop going on but is it me or does Black Barbe Shim look kinda good in her modeling pictures.  Now I know what Earl Duke means, you gotta give it up to her Nik, she is looking better and better as she gets older.  She is like wine.

She needs tattoo removal before I would even say hi to her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik Ashlee R is pissed she claims she talked to you and  that you told her a while back she would never be posted on  TheDirty again, but recently she was posted with her friend Black Barbie Shim on this post  Black Barbie Shim’s New BFF, and now she is talking a bunch of Sh*t  about you and the Dirty Army and she is saying if you come back to Hollywood she will make sure you are banned from the clubs and to watch your back. Nik are you scared of her and her threats.

That is funny considering all the club promoters in Hollywood tell me she is psycho and fat in person.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this possible that we found Black Barbie Shim’s mom in Montreal, and like her daughter she thinks she is white and she thinks she is a model? Are you surprised by this at all Nik?

Ewww, I just lost my breakfast, thanks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, haven’t seen my favorite shim on TheDirty in a while, maybe she has been to busy with all her photoshoots since you made her famous.  Anyway here is her new BFF and she is a crazy white chick with some really nice +2′s.  She is most likely an “Exotic Dancer” as Black Barbie Shim likes to call strippers.  Nik what you think about her kinda of sexy isnt she?

BBS is now hanging with the King of All Shim’s… can we confirm that they are guys now?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I go to check my facebook and I have a friend request. No Biggie… turns out its Black Barbie Shim .. HA.. So after laughing for a minute I sent her this.. DIRTY ARMY STRONG.

Way to stay strong soldier.  I am proud of you… most men in our Army would have thought with their Greg in this situation.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Black Barbie Shim in Sam Adams “Driving Me Crazy” video? What is he thinking dancing around with that dude?  Now this kid can rap but hanging out with shim like BBS is a quick way to end your career.

I heard about this guy on E! News… he is titled as the next “Marky Mark”.- nik