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Life After Vegas For Blonde Snooki Is Not So Great

October 10, 2014 Blonde Snookie, Buffalo, The Dirty 64


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Blonde Snooki is now in Buffalo, NY working at a Buffalo Wild Wings. Down close to the Orchard Park area.  Girls, don’t waste your youth in Vegas hooking, you will end up BWW serving horny dudes beer.

Buffalo looks good on Blonde Snooki.- nik

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Blonde Snooki As A Brunette

September 21, 2014 Blonde Snookie, Manhattan, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here you go… Blonde Snooki as a brunette.  As you can see, the excessive tanning has her looking in her 40′s when she is just in her 20′s.

That is not brunette, those are stripper streaks. She looks like a fat Sarah Jones.- nik

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Where Did Blonde Snooki Go

June 29, 2014 Blonde Snookie, Las Vegas, The Dirty 143

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m just curious.  Where the hell did Blonde Snooki go?  She was my favorite (no, I’m not black).  Does anyone know where this beauty is?

FYI — Blonde Snooki is the one on the far left in pink.- nik

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Thickness And Scooby Snack Back In The Day

December 26, 2012 Blonde Snookie, Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 133

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok I saw these pictures of Thickness and SS back in the day and honestly Thickness is WAY prettier than SS in the face… I mean check her out she looked GOOD, yes not bone skinny like you obviously like them but she looked healthy and great. I see these girls posted on here all the time, who I wonder is the person that keeps posting them? Why do they care so much? And do these girls have any idea?  Just wanted to post this picture cause I honestly feel bad on everyone hating on this girl, shes not ugly sure she gained weight but the best thing for her to do is look at these pictures and get inspired to get back into shape and tell all of you to stfu. Now the girl on the left in the first picture……THAT is just a NO no.

That first picture girl is Blonde Snooki (what happen to her?). I heard Scooby Snack kicked her out of the crew because she was weighing them down… as in they couldn’t sit at the good tables in town because the stages had weight limits.- nik

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Blonde Snooki At The Playboy Mansion

June 28, 2011 Blonde Snookie, Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 96

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Blonde Snooki and her boyfriend Kenny Fatton looking large at the Playboy Mansion this weekend.  I swear ever since Scooby Snack dropped her fat ass from the crew she has gone from a size 16 to 20 easily.

Can we all now agree that the PLAYBOY brand doesn’t mean sh*t anymore! WTF are they thinking letting her into the Mansion?- nik

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The Weird Looking Barbie

May 25, 2011 Blonde Snookie, Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 42

Weird looking barbie

Weird looking barbie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WHY in the world does Jew Barbie turn completely side ways in all of her photos!? She looks constipated first of all and I think she thinks sticking her arms out like that makes her looks skinny. Also, why does she have what appears to be huge boobs straight on, but from the side it looks like A cups? Is it just me, or does she have such a weird body. Don’t get me wrong, cute girl… but hot mess and has no idea how to dress. The hair kills me too. It honestly has to be a wig! Someone please tell her how horrible it looks. You can be blonde, but her hair looks dead, and her bangs look hacked. What do you think of her?

FYI- Scooby Snack is at war with Blonde Snooki. They are not friends at the moment because SS wasn’t being allowed into Las Vegas nightclubs with Blonde Snooki (I wonder why?).- nik

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Nik You Make Celebrities

May 10, 2011 Blonde Snookie, Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 54

blonde snooki took the crew to hollywood?

blonde snooki took the crew to hollywood?

blonde snooki took the crew to hollywood?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I  seen your recent posts so went to take a look for myself. Is this right? Blonde Snooki took this crew to Hollywood? Is the rest of the country just as interested in watching and talking about them as we are? I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see this mess on TV. Thank you Nik.

From what I heard the networks loved these girls. Move over Jersey Shore.- nik

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The Day I Met Blonde Snooki

May 2, 2011 Blonde Snookie, Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 102

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m a HUGE fan of TheDirty and usually follow most Dirty Celebs on Facebook or Twitter.  Scooby Snack without a doubt is my ultimate favorite, not only is she smoking hot but she actually seems like she is a real down to earth girl and you can tell she lives her life like she wants it.  I was in Vegas for a bday party and when we went to Wet Republic we had a cabana right near Scooby Snack and the crew was there including Freddy Fags.  Scooby Snack was really cool when I introduced my self… anyway Blonde Snooki was there and OH MY F*CKING GOD… how the hell does that girl hang around all her friends without losing any weight… I mean damn talk about not fitting in, I mean anyone can bleach their hair but omg… check out the first pic, she takes up the same amount of room as the 3 others. lol.  Nik, please explain this?

If Scooby Snack doesn’t cut Blonde Snooki from her crew I will do everything in my power to ban her from all Vegas pools.- nik


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