Blonde Snookie | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Dirty Celebrity March Madness 2011- Round 1

March 7, 2011 8 Belles, AIM, b2, Blonde Snookie, Boston Globes, G-Girl, Hyena, March Madness 2011, The Dirty, Tranny Manny 8

Round 1 Winners from this pool: 8 Belles, Boston Globes, Hyena and G-Girl

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Now We Have Proof

January 31, 2011 Blonde Snookie, San Jose, The Dirty 74

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was looking thru redbook (long story!) and in the San Jose section, being DA strong, i immediately recognized one of the pics.. Scooby Snack’s friend blonde snooki! I mean we already all knew shes an escort.. i guess we have proof now.

Who would pay for that besides a black person? Just thinking of Blonde Snooki naked makes me want to throw up.- nik

ALSO SEE: Proof That Blonde Snooki And Her Crew Sleep With Trouts For Money

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Blonde Snookie’s New Year Resolution

January 4, 2011 Blonde Snookie, Jersey, Las Vegas, The Dirty 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Angela Gresko wishes everyone a Happy New Year and shares with us some of her personal goals for 2011! What do you think about her goals for 2011.  With that attitude I don’t see why not right.  She is going to even try and make it on Playboy, I’m a little confused if she was drunk or not when she made this video.

I am so excited that NONE of her goals will happen in 2011.- nik

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Blonde Snookie Did Not Like Your Last Statement About Her

December 2, 2010 Blonde Snookie, Las Vegas, The Dirty 45

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last time Blonde Snookie was on TheDirty everyone was making fun of her breast because they just did not look right.  Seems like she took what you said and put it in effect, and check out these sexy pictures, do you agree she looks way better?

I am sorry, but Beth the Bounty Hunter will never be sexy to me.- nik

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Blonde Snooki Needs Some +2′s ASAP

October 19, 2010 Blonde Snookie, Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 73

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you or someone please tell the Blonde Snooki that she needs some new +2′s ASAP since her friends don’t seem to say anything.  Once you look at the Jew Barbie Sara on the left in the white and you see her face looks like someone painted a mustache on it…  These girls are all suppose to be BFF’s?  but they cant be honest with each other?  What is up with that Nik?

All Scooby Snack cares about is herself… she needs her other friends to be ugly so that she can look somewhat hot. Blonde Snooki you might want to burn all the pictures from this night.- nik

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Please Tell Me This Is Not True

August 19, 2010 Blonde Snookie, Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the Blonde Snooki is claiming that she is going to have her own TV Reality show about her and all her dumb blonde escort friends… LOL… Now Nik, there is no show about on TV so what the hell makes her think people are going to watch a show about a bunch of dumb girls who have no goals or ambitions in life but to do drugs and find “the right (RICH) guy”.  Nik, my best friend does editing for TV shows out in hollywood and when I asked him about this he started laughing. He said that there is THOUSANDS of people shooting Reality TV with THOUSANDS of “Producers” saying they have a great show and will get a deal. But in the end only 1% actually make it on TV. Nik, what are your thoughts about this?

I think Blonde Snookie’s chance of getting a TV show is impossible because she is fat already and the camera adds 20lbs. The networks wouldn’t pick her up (too heavy) because of the potential for suicide and the show probably wouldn’t fit on most TV screens.- nik

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Proof That Blonde Snooki And Her Crew Sleep With Trouts For Money

August 17, 2010 Blonde Snookie, Las Vegas, New York, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, earlier in the day you posted “Blonde Snooki Celebrates Birthday In NYC” and the person asked you if you knew what they did for a living and you said yes its called Prostitution.  Well everyone knows that they are but they will all deny it till their graves.  Well Blonde Snooki must have been drunk when she posted this 4 second clip of her and her friend on a boat on youtube… its only 4 seconds because she thought she was taking a picture but when she goes to turn off the camera you see this trout appear and that’s the boat owner?  Now what would 2 young girls be doing on a boat with a Trout like this?  You can only imagine.  LOL… I had to take a picture of it before she erases it.  DA STRONG.

Can someone in the DIRTY ARMY rip this YouTube video and keep it in their personal file labeled as “Exhibit A”.- nik

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