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What Has Blonkey Been Up Too

November 9, 2012 Blonkey, Orlando, The Dirty 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, haven’t seen Blonkey posted in forever. She is the heart of the Orlando DC’s and without a doubt the hottest one we have had. I haven’t seen much of her around town or actually heard anything. Its like she has disappeared.

Can someone please submit what Blonkey (Blonde + Donkey) looks like now.- nik

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Blonkey Is Confirmed For Bliss Nightclub In Orlando Thursday

February 17, 2010 Blonkey, Orlando, The Dirty 18

Stoked that I will be seeing one of my horses “Blonkey” (Blonde + Donkey) on Thursday night as I host Bliss Nightclub in Orlando.  She has confirmed to hang out, but I am not sure if she will be rocking her Home Depot outfit?

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Hook A Brotha Up

February 15, 2010 Blonkey, Orlando, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik what ever happened to the hardcore dirty celebs, the ones who earned their titles by being true hardcore dirty girls.  I haven’t seen my favorite dirty celeb Blonkey in about a year, I used to see her out all the time and damnnn she is hot and knows how to party.  Anyways I see that ur gunna be in Orlando this weekend, can you please please please bring this girl outta hiding!! I know she is still up to her old ways somewhere, you can never change a dirty girl.  Nik if you bring her out it will ensure I have a good night, and that I show up lol…also can you hook a brotha up with some tickets, or let me come party with you and all your dirty girls! one love, dirty army.

Blonkey your fans are requesting your presence at Bliss Nightclub in O-Town this Thursday.  I will be in your hood to host an immunity event.  Don’t Big League!- nik

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Blonkey Is Ready For Vegas!

May 20, 2009 Blonkey, Merlin, Orlando, The Dirty 7


Email from Blonkey: Hey Nik, just wanted to let you know that I am sooo ready to go to Vegas this weekend. I can’t believe it is only 2 days away. I am super excited about hanging out with you again…but to tell you the truth, I really want to meet Merlin.

Don’t be too excited, Merlin is for the Gays.  Doing damage control right now because none of the clubs are letting Tristan in… they keep calling him “86″.- nik

Also See: Merlin’s REAL Father at the time of conception

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Spanish Love

April 23, 2009 Blonkey, Las Vegas, Orlando, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty 9


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik we love your blog in Spain.  Question, is Blonkey SGM?  And is she coming to Las Vegas Memorial weekend?  My friends and I want to make the trip to see her.  Madrid loves Blonkey!

FAKE SGM… Real Horse.  Not sure what DIRTY CELEBS are on the roster for Vegas yet.  Brock’s Chick is the only one I know heading to Vegas for Memorial weekend.  Blonkey don’t let your Spanish fans down.- nik

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Final Elite Eight Matchup

March 30, 2009 Blonkey, DIRTY March Madness, Secretariat, The Dirty 31


DIRTY March Madness ELITE 8

  • Secretariat (53%, 10,748 Votes)
  • Blonkey (47%, 9,414 Votes)

Total Voters: 20,126

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Sweet Sixteen Day 4 Continues

March 26, 2009 Blonkey, DIRTY March Madness, Soccer Mom, The Dirty 21


Sweet 16 DIRTY March Madness

  • Blonkey (53%, 5,134 Votes)
  • Soccer Mom (47%, 4,486 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,620

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Final Round 32 Matches- Bracket Busters

March 22, 2009 Blonkey, Brock's Chick, Burnt Bacon, DIRTY March Madness, Grinch, Rackstar, The Dirty 28


DIRTY March Madness Round Two Match Up- Top 32

  • Blonkey (56%, 4,139 Votes)
  • RackStar (44%, 3,322 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,454


DIRTY March Madness Round Two Match Up- Top 32

  • Burnt Bacon (50%, 4,547 Votes)
  • Z-List (50%, 4,479 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,019


DIRTY March Madness Round Two Match Up- Top 32

  • Brock’s Chick (96%, 7,945 Votes)
  • The Grinch (4%, 309 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,249

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