BoobSquatch | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

This Is 100% Your Fault Nik Richie

March 1, 2013 BoobSquatch, Riverside, The Dirty 27



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember the good old days when Boobsquatch use to flaunt those bad boys?  Well, thanks to you, those days are over.  Her IG is so lame now that I actually had to delete her.  I want to thank you for nothing Nik.  This is your fault and you better take responsibilities on this.

My bad.- nik

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Retire Boobsquatch Please

February 7, 2013 BoobSquatch, Riverside, The Dirty 18

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you please retire Boobsquatch.  Ever since you put her on the site, her social networks suck balls.  Those beautiful voluptuous +2′s are no longer shown and all her pictures are lame and boring.  Totally over it and I’m sure the DA is as well.

Yeah, she has totally lost her mojo. BoobSquatch let them breathe… going into hiding is counter productive.- nik

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Do You Like BoobSquatch With Red Hair

December 13, 2012 BoobSquatch, Newport, Riverside, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, BoobSquatch is fully back on social networks now.  Not giving a f*ck anymore and I can only imagine how much better she feels when she is able to instagram a photo of what she is doing and how good looking she is.  She posted this pic last week of her having red hair and I think she looks amazing… but way better if those +2′s were showing.  Do you like her as a red head?

When chicks do the red hair bomb it’s usually because they are emotionally drained and are desperately crying for help. I decided.- nik

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BoobSquatch Is A Great Girlfriend

November 17, 2012 BoobSquatch, Newport, Riverside, The Dirty 79

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so BoobSquatch just celebrated her 10 year anniversary with her boyfriend and I have to admit, knowing both of them and how much he has cheated on her, I give the girl props.  Thats what being a good girlfriend is suppose to do, she sticks with her man through thick and thin.  Too bad the buster is too broke to buy her an engagement ring and actually marry her.  Can you imagine if they broke up?  He would never be able to find anyone half as hot as her.

10 years and he still hasn’t pulled the trigger… what is BoobSquatch waiting for? If she loves him, she should just propose 909 style like Pink.- nik

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Boobsquatch Needs To Show Those +2′s More Often

November 3, 2012 BoobSquatch, Riverside, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Boobsquatch looking real good.  I don’t understand why she has been hiding those +2′s that made her famous.  It seems like now she is so concerned about not showing them, which is so dumb because those +2′s are what make her the hot attractive girl she is.  I hope she reads this and lets those bad boys back out to make a statement.

BoobSquatch don’t let down your fans, especially the ones who masturbate to you.- nik

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What Is Different About Boobsquatch

October 19, 2012 BoobSquatch, Newport, Riverside, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know about you.  But for some reason Boobsquatch is not looking the same to me.  I think she is trying to hide her mega +2′s.  I don’t see why someone would do that, because at the end of the day the girl is nothing without those bad boys.  I doubt anyone would pay attention to her if her chest wasn’t sticking out like it is.  Don’t hold those things back Jen.  Be proud of looking like a clown.

“+2′s or die.” That is what I say!- nik

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Message To BoobSquatch

October 15, 2012 BoobSquatch, Newport, Riverside, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m in the process of finding a good plastic surgeon and need your help. I really love Jen aka BoobSquatch’s implants, especially how they look in the picture I provided. Is there any way you could find out who did BoobSquatch’s boobs? is there any one in the DA who happens to know, or Jen if your reading this, what is your doctor’s name?

I think her doctors name is Dr. Barnum Bailey.- nik

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My Crush On Boobsquatch Is Bigger Than Her +2s

October 6, 2012 BoobSquatch, Newport, Rochester, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the fact you introduced us to the amazing BoobSquatch.  I don’t know why but for some reason I have the biggest crush on her.  To me the girl in perfect, blonde, beautiful eyes and those amazing +2′s.  I know they are way too big for her or any girl but that is how I like it.  I just want to put my face in those things and make sweet love to them with my Greg.  With her BF being such a douchebag, do you think they will be together for a long time?

Anything is possible if you have money.- nik

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