THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Boobsquatch looking real good.  I don’t understand why she has been hiding those +2′s that made her famous.  It seems like now she is so concerned about not showing them, which is so dumb because those +2′s are what make her the hot attractive girl she is.  I hope she reads this and lets those bad boys back out to make a statement.

BoobSquatch don’t let down your fans, especially the ones who masturbate to you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know about you.  But for some reason Boobsquatch is not looking the same to me.  I think she is trying to hide her mega +2′s.  I don’t see why someone would do that, because at the end of the day the girl is nothing without those bad boys.  I doubt anyone would pay attention to her if her chest wasn’t sticking out like it is.  Don’t hold those things back Jen.  Be proud of looking like a clown.

“+2′s or die.” That is what I say!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m in the process of finding a good plastic surgeon and need your help. I really love Jen aka BoobSquatch’s implants, especially how they look in the picture I provided. Is there any way you could find out who did BoobSquatch’s boobs? is there any one in the DA who happens to know, or Jen if your reading this, what is your doctor’s name?

I think her doctors name is Dr. Barnum Bailey.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the fact you introduced us to the amazing BoobSquatch.  I don’t know why but for some reason I have the biggest crush on her.  To me the girl in perfect, blonde, beautiful eyes and those amazing +2′s.  I know they are way too big for her or any girl but that is how I like it.  I just want to put my face in those things and make sweet love to them with my Greg.  With her BF being such a douchebag, do you think they will be together for a long time?

Anything is possible if you have money.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Boobsquatch is happier than ever that she is back on IG.  She doesn’t care what anyone on this site says anymore because now she can be herself and post pictures to impress people she doesn’t know.  No more hiding for her, you can’t win this battle Nik.  She will keep posting hotter and hotter pictures and put all your haters to shame.

Stop submitting yourself BoobSquatch… that defeats the purpose of your name.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Boobsquatch has not fallen off and she is actually looking better than ever since she got back on social networks.  Checkout this picture of her looking fine and sexy as ever.  And her boyfriend and her are doing just great together.  FYI.

Let me guess… she bought those shoes from the Ontario Mills Mall, Sheikh Shoes or Hot Topic?- nik