THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know that Boston Globes and Elvira are freaking arch enemies. The two can’t even be alone in the room with one another. The whole time Elvira was with that 5’3 club promoter Boston globes was banging the sh*t out of him. And after Elvira got her @ss dumped..he choose the Globes over her…that made her go off the deep end and she had one of her little manic episodes as per usual. Elvira refused to go out, deleted her facebook, and posted away messages non stop about them. I’m sure Elvira was just thrilled when she found out that Boston Globes had been given dirty celeb status. Nik you should be glad that you two don’t talk at this point..dont get me wrong Elvira is smoking..but she is a million times as crazy as pucker…Im surprised she actually hasn’t called you crying and screaming about the post you put up.
If you are new to TheDirty.com don’t be shocked at the Elvira pictures. That is what she used to look like before all her procedures. Trust me I thought it was someone else too, but nope it is the goddess herself. Which makes me wonder who her Doctor was because he deserves a trophy or something.- nik