THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you know that Boston Globes and Elvira are freaking arch enemies. The two can’t even be alone in the room with one another. The whole time Elvira was with that 5’3 club promoter Boston globes was banging the sh*t out of him. And after Elvira got her @ss dumped..he choose the Globes over her…that made her go off the deep end and she had one of her little manic episodes as per usual. Elvira refused to go out, deleted her facebook, and posted away messages non stop about them. I’m sure Elvira was just thrilled when she found out that Boston Globes had been given dirty celeb status. Nik you should be glad that you two don’t talk at this point..dont get me wrong Elvira is smoking..but she is a million times as crazy as pucker…Im surprised she actually hasn’t called you crying and screaming about the post you put up.

If you are new to TheDirty.com don’t be shocked at the Elvira pictures. That is what she used to look like before all her procedures. Trust me I thought it was someone else too, but nope it is the goddess herself. Which makes me wonder who her Doctor was because he deserves a trophy or something.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, since you put up new pictures from Elvira, Mellie decided to “leak” a few of her new photos out today… Is this a coincidence or did it happen it on purpose?

Boston Globes is trying so hard to put up a battle, but she doesn’t understand she has no shot with a REFUND Gap like that.  At least put 62 rose pedals in there or something?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who gets your vote for the hotter Boston Dirty Celeb…Elvira or Boston Globes?

Personally, my vote is for Elvira.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t get to accited Boston Globes…Elvira is determined to hold down her tittle in Boston. It seems like she has recovered from here slump and she is back. I think you should reach out to her again nik third times the charm (and for the sake of the dirty army, that ace dude has nothing on you) What do you think nik?

We had our time in the sun… the ball is in her court now.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Dirty Army reporting from boston… i know she is hot but you have not mentioned anything about Mellie Za’s Refund Gap.

What do you mean?  Her REFUND Gap is the first thing I noticed… I can lay sideways in it.- nik