THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thought you be interested in Boston Globes’s twitter. It’s MellieZa.  And she likes to TwitPic!

I usually never promote a Dirty Celebs twitter, but she is dominating Elvira’s celebrity status in New England so bad right now.  Out with the old, in with the new.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, sure you got plenty of people forwarding you info on your Boston Persian Elvira competition, if you ever get to see her in person you will see she is perfect.

She is not perfect because she is Iranian.  I am naming her “Boston Globes”.  I decided.- nik

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Nik, How About This Girl From Boston

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, ask and you will receive nik. Here are some more pics of that smoke show Mellie from Boston. Just want to say dude that your site is f*cking awesome, and you are the MAN!!!! Dirty army out.

DIRTY ARMY, I can feel the energy of Dirty Celeb status coming out of her REFUND Gap… should we call her Boston Globes?  Anybody have any other ideas?- nik

Also See: Nik, How About This Girl For Boston

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, So we all know that Jenna girl was a fail. But Boston really does need a new dirty celeb….don’t you think! We all need someone too look up to. Anways there is this hot girl Mellie Z from Boston, Ma. And nik she is quite the catch. Even a huge Pats Fan!!

Yeah, she is definitely Dirty Celeb material and can compete with Elvira in Boston.  I can tell by her nose and REFUND Gap.  DIRTY ARMY, lets get more images of Mel so we can make a better decision.- nik