Brock’s Chick’s Ex BFF | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Taking Back Sunday’s Matt Rubano Needs To Man Up- Day 2

December 14, 2010 Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Orlando, The Dirty 106

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand why people are calling me crazy in the comments.  I just want Matt Rubano to make a serious commitment and give me his last name like he promised. He has never once gone down on me and he tells me he loves me? I am done! 3 more coming your way tomorrow Nik.

I can’t wait until tomorrow.- nik

ALSO SEE:  Taking Back Sunday’s Matt Rubano Needs To Man Up- Day 1

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Taking Back Sunday’s Matt Rubano Needs To Man Up- Day 1

December 13, 2010 Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Orlando, The Dirty 103

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Im hooking up with a very popular rockStar Matt Rubano from Taking Back Sunday and I was using his laptop and came across all these pictures of this stupid girl who I come to find out is girl Ex-Girlfriend  Elle.  I was so mad and frustrated because he told me he is over his ex and only wants to be with me and only me.  Well I show these pictures to my friends and someone told me that she is a dirty celeb on your website, I had never heard of TheDirty but after logging on I was hooked and found out Elle goes by Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF.  I’m going to send you 3 pictures of her and him every day until Matt puts a ring on my finger and stops playing these games.  The pictures will only get more and more graphic, I even saved the ones of them having oral sex and sex.  I’m Dirty Army from now on Nik.  Thank you and I’m going to keep these coming every day, I’m not kidding around.

I can’t wait until tomorrow.- nik

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What Has Brock’s Chick’s Ex-BFF Been Up To

August 17, 2010 Brock's Chick, Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Manhattan, Orlando, The Dirty 37

brock's chick's ex-bf

brock's chick's ex-bf

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- we haven’t seen Brock’s Chick’s Ex- BFF on here in a while, but I was checking out her twitter the other day and she posts all these pictures of herself and is always writing about all these dates she goes on. Doesn’t she have a kid? i think she’s looking pretty good lately though…what do you think nik?

I think until she gets a nose job she will never find true love.- nik

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Brock’s Chick’s Ex BFF’s Other Sister

April 10, 2010 Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Miami, Orlando, The Dirty 48

Brock’s Chick’s Ex BFF’s Other Sister

Brock’s Chick’s Ex BFF’s Other Sister

Brock’s Chick’s Ex BFF’s Other Sister

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is the other sister, Jackie. Like her big sis Jeannine b she’s not cleaning up her act so much. I hear she has a kid she’s never with and her husband is a big druggie, if he’s even her husband anymore. I hear she does porn, would you pay to see that? Mom must be so proud!

PLEASE FIX YOUR SAGGERS.  Your cow udders look like they have been through war.- nik

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Mugshot You Requested

January 5, 2010 Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Orlando, The Dirty 23


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is really danielle, she decided to go by elle when she got her fake t*ts and decided she was going to be a supermodel, never mind the fact that she’s super short and looks like a bird unless you look at her from the side. she used to be active on rating communities on livejournal (lol) because she needs to have people fawning over her all the time. she was really religious when she was younger, but smoked pot. her family is f*cked up. her oldest sister jeannine was living in new york when danielle got pregnant with kylie because jeannine was a bad influence or something. danielle got pregnant, got into a huge fight with all her church friends, her mom left the family to move to england and marry some guy she met on dreamscape (lol), had her daughter, stayed with the father for awhile, her dad married her mom’s ex bff, danielle broke up with jay for some dude she met on the internet, got back with jay (kylie’s father) and lived in his townhouse and he bought her a mini cooper and expensive bengal cats and basically whatever she wanted, then dumped him again and started catting around south florida nightclubs. she’s been on dexter holland’s plane (probably put out to get there), she’s been with jordan from nfg, someone in panic at the disco, shaant, and matt, not to mention countless of her friends boyfriends and exes. i used to know her fairly well but fell out with her in the last four or so years because she will do anything for any guy, f*ck over any friend, it doesn’t even matter. it seems like she has self esteem out the ass because she’s always convinced everyone is staring at her or jealous of her, but i really think she has no self esteem at all and will do anything for validation.

The DIRTY ARMY doesn’t mess around.  This track record gives me validation that she is truly qualified for her Dirty Celebrity status in Orlando.  Rock on Brock’s Chick’s Ex BFF… now it makes perfect sense to me as to why Brock’s Chick wants nothing to do with you.- nik

Also See:  Brock’s Chick’s Ex Bff’s Sister

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Brock’s Chick’s Ex BFF’s Sister

January 5, 2010 Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Miami, Orlando, The Dirty 34

brocks chick' exx BFF sister in PORN

brocks chick' exx BFF sister in PORN

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so while elle is pretending to clean up her act, her sister is not, apparently.  Jeannine b, elles sister.  She says she’s engaged? and has a 3 year old? her fake t*ts are gross.  she is gross. and ps. i think its lame someone always deletes the mean comments about elle. and her mugshot. she is lame and the world needs to know that.

Why does her sister have a Russian face?  Someone send me Brock’s Chick’s Ex BFF’s mug shot and details… I would love to put it up.- nik

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More Of BC’s Ex BFF

December 28, 2009 Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Orlando, The Dirty 7


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone said they wanted “Real” pics of BC’s ex bff. Here’s some more. The douche wannabe musician ex bf is in a few. My fav is the one with the bottle.

Is she drinking it or sucking it?  BC’s Ex BFF is all +2′s.  I decided.- nik

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Brock’s Chick’s Ex BFF, Would You?

December 23, 2009 Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Manhattan, The Dirty, Would You? 7


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Elle aka Brock’s Chick’s “Ex-BFF” is back on the market. Heard she bought a goldfish, named it after her ex, and watched it die. So, Nik…Would You?

Answer:  No, she has never been hot to me (in the face).  There is just something about her nose touching her chin that weirds me out.

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