THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is really danielle, she decided to go by elle when she got her fake t*ts and decided she was going to be a supermodel, never mind the fact that she’s super short and looks like a bird unless you look at her from the side. she used to be active on rating communities on livejournal (lol) because she needs to have people fawning over her all the time. she was really religious when she was younger, but smoked pot. her family is f*cked up. her oldest sister jeannine was living in new york when danielle got pregnant with kylie because jeannine was a bad influence or something. danielle got pregnant, got into a huge fight with all her church friends, her mom left the family to move to england and marry some guy she met on dreamscape (lol), had her daughter, stayed with the father for awhile, her dad married her mom’s ex bff, danielle broke up with jay for some dude she met on the internet, got back with jay (kylie’s father) and lived in his townhouse and he bought her a mini cooper and expensive bengal cats and basically whatever she wanted, then dumped him again and started catting around south florida nightclubs. she’s been on dexter holland’s plane (probably put out to get there), she’s been with jordan from nfg, someone in panic at the disco, shaant, and matt, not to mention countless of her friends boyfriends and exes. i used to know her fairly well but fell out with her in the last four or so years because she will do anything for any guy, f*ck over any friend, it doesn’t even matter. it seems like she has self esteem out the ass because she’s always convinced everyone is staring at her or jealous of her, but i really think she has no self esteem at all and will do anything for validation.
The DIRTY ARMY doesn’t mess around. This track record gives me validation that she is truly qualified for her Dirty Celebrity status in Orlando. Rock on Brock’s Chick’s Ex BFF… now it makes perfect sense to me as to why Brock’s Chick wants nothing to do with you.- nik
Also See: Brock’s Chick’s Ex Bff’s Sister