THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. So I got a nose job a few years ago, not just because my nose was gross but because it had been broken and I had a deviated septum. Now I’m 23 and my boobs are starting to sag a bit. I want to get +2s, a modest set because I’m already a D cup, but the problem is that every boyfriend I’ve told this to tells me not to do it, it’s gross, he’ll leave me. I don’t get it! Wouldn’t they rather have a hotter girlfriend? It’s not like I’m asking them to pay for them. It’s so weird, do you have any thoughts? Brock’s Chick is my +2 inspiration so I included some photos.

Sounds like you date broke losers. Do what makes you feel sexy (+2′s). If you radiate confidence every guy will want to stab your guts.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need a +2′s expert advice, so naturally I’m coming to you. My girlfriend is going to get a boob job in the next month or so and I want to steer her in the best direction. I’m not gonna submit her on the dirty, but she’s 5’7 weighs about 100-105lbs and has a good body frame. She’s over 18 but she’s not 21 yet, so I know there’s only certain materials and procedures she can do until she’s 21. Preferably she wants a big C low D. What should I tell her to get? Should she get it through the armpit, through the nipple? How many cc’s. Should she get silicone? Best doctors to go to in the OC area? Thanks for your help, put some pictures of Brock’s chick up for inspiration.

Email me [email protected] You have to take this sh*t seriously because a hack job it will ruin your sex life and relationship.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jordyn, from Toronto. I’ve seen her in person and I think she’s a hotter, younger version of Brock’s Chick. What do you think Nik?  I thought it was crazy when I realized why she looked so familiar, I still think Brock’s Chick is the hottest Dirty Celeb of all time without a doubt.

That last picture ruined my life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Please Caption this image and is that Brocks Chick. Was this what Congressman Ben Quayle has been up to? You need to get him on Nik Richie Radio. DA Strong 100.

Sorry that is not Brock’s Chick… just a bunch of blow holes who can’t cover themselves properly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just saw pictures of this girl with BC and she is smoking hot! Anyone have any info on her? I find her super attractive and have to know who she is… I think she is hot as BC and I love the pic when BC is grabbing her friends boobs.

I say we play guess the nationality… I am guessing Mexican.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for a mom with two kids, BC is looking good lately. She must have had some more work done. Since you have said she is the one that got away, I have to ask, Would You still?

Answer: No.