Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Beware Of The Brock’s Chick Poser

September 20, 2010 Brock's Chick, New Orleans, The Dirty 52 9,249 Views

Brocks Chick Poser

THE DIRTY ARMY: Avid reader man and thedirty help me solve a huge mystery. Really long story so bear with me but my friend Wesley Patzkowsky who is a marine stationed at Camp Lejeune, NC has been chirping for the last few months about this smoking hot girl, EJ (Ericka Janelle) Taylor whom he has supposedly been dating. Well expecting to meet her when I visted him a few weeks ago, I find out that he has never actually met her but met on myspace 3 years ago and became “serious” only a few months ago. They talk all the time and say I love you and such and makes me want to puke. Some background on this girl from him is that she is from Kentwood, Louisiana and she had a kid when she was 16, then again a few years later had twins, one of which supposedly died last summer. She claims she has a boutique in New Orleans, a tattoo parlor in Florida, and houses in Louisana, California, Florida, and NC. Drives a brand new range rover, poses for playboy (this month supposedly) and she flies around in her grandpa’s private jet (even though that private jet had to stop in charlotte to refuel cause they came from New Orleans). A) I’ve never heard of a private jet having to refuel like that. B) Atlanta and Charlotte are the only two cities that serve Jacksonville, NC (weird) and claims is a trust fund baby and can get any guy. Well she supposedly came to NC but every time she was supposed to show an excuse always came up like she ran out of gas or looks ugly. After a few days I get suspecious that this girl isn’t real and so he shows me pictures of her on his phone. MOTHERF*CKING BROCKS CHICK. Half the pictures I’ve seen on thedirty.com. I almost fell over and I showed him all the pictures on here and he feels like an idiot. Well he called her up to tell her I caught her and she claims she is Brocks Chick and that people steal her pictures and that she has a lawsuit against you and they are really her blah blah blah. What sold it on me is that I am a huge Saints fan and she claims she is too but some of her pics show she is wearing Steelers stuff. She claims those are shopped pics of her. She tries to send us pics of her on her camera phone but they were pics she pulled from the sight and/or photoshopped pics. So she sends me a pic of her drivers license (see attached) but leaves out her ss# and DOB. all the other pics we got from his phone are already on the site. Just a weird story and maybe you can shed some light on the situation cause I want to take this girl down. Thanks man and keep up the good work. And we also need the Dirty Oklahoma City cause I know a lot of broads who need a reality check.

Brock’s Chick is a die hard Steeler fan and this person is a total fake probably trying to get your boy to wire her money (Amanda Roadmen style).- nik



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Brock’s Chick Keeping Her Mouth Shut

September 8, 2010 Brock's Chick, Scottsdale, The Dirty 24 6,050 Views

Brock's Chick keeping her mouth shut about Brock Landers?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why hasn’t the girl that holds all the answers to this whole Brock Landers debacle, Brock’s Chick, spoken yet? Do you think Ben’s party paid her off $$$$$ to keep her mouth shut? She seems like she’d be a pandora’s box filled with info about Ben that could smear his rep so bad that he’d have to kiss his chances of a political career goodbye. Know any info about it Nik?

BC doesn’t need the money and to be honest Ben Quayle has never met her… she was just a girl he dreamed about when he was rubbing it out on the lonely nights at San Marin.- nik



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Jessica Burciaga Is A Dime A Dozen

August 31, 2010 Brock's Chick, Hollywood, The Dirty 73 9,119 Views

Whos hotter?

Whos hotter?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last night a few guys and I almost got into it at the dorm because I think Brock’s Chick is the hottest girl to ever be on TheDirty but many also seem to think Jessica Burciaga is… But im just like you I think Jessica is just normal looking and there is nothing special about her.  So Nik, what s the verdict?

I don’t know. My heart says Jessica (in a kiss your sister like fashion), but my Greg says Brock’s Chick. Tough call.- nik



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Does Brock Landers Still Think About His Chick

August 26, 2010 Brock's Chick, Pittsburgh, The Dirty 33 10,028 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had never heard or visited your site until I heard it on the news and the associations with Ben Quayle.  So after going on TheDirty.com and reading up on Brock’s Chick its clear to see what great work Ben Quayle AKA Brock Landers did for TheDirty.  Brock’s Chick is without one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen in my life and I coudn’t believe some of the pictures you have of here on your website and the crazy things she does.  One can only imagine what she hasnt capture on a camera.  Nik, do you think Brock Landers still thinks about his chick?

I think he dreams about her every night. She is the girl he could have raised his club life family with.- nik



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What Has Brock’s Chick’s Ex-BFF Been Up To

August 17, 2010 Brock's Chick, Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Manhattan, Orlando, The Dirty 37 7,252 Views

brock's chick's ex-bf

brock's chick's ex-bf

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- we haven’t seen Brock’s Chick’s Ex- BFF on here in a while, but I was checking out her twitter the other day and she posts all these pictures of herself and is always writing about all these dates she goes on. Doesn’t she have a kid? i think she’s looking pretty good lately though…what do you think nik?

I think until she gets a nose job she will never find true love.- nik



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Brock Landers Lying On Fox News

August 12, 2010 Brock's Chick, Scottsdale, The Dirty 114 9,319 Views

Brock on Fox

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw your boy on the O’Reilly Factor. Only 15 seconds on his history with dirtyscottsdale.com? I think that is more important then his new TV commercial saying Obama is the worst president ever. Is this just an attempt to create a diversion from his past with you?

Look at the face of a liar. YOU ARE BROCK LANDERS!- nik

I don’t even know what a smear is? Brock, I don’t want to vote for you anymore. I decided.



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