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Huge Burnt Bacon Mystery Is Going Down

August 9, 2011 Burnt Bacon, Dallas 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I have been texting Angela Paige aka Burnt Bacon… but lately I can’t tell if it is actually her… here are some great pictures she has text me but no face in the picture… I’m getting really confused cause she says she wants to hang out but never does.. then ends up drunk texting me hella late at night… Nik, help a brotha out here.

That is not her… the skin is too white.- nik

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Why Is Burnt Bacon Posting Pictures Of Claudia Sampedro Likes It Her

June 29, 2011 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 61

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik, I was a friend of Burnt Bacons on fbook (Angela Paige) for a while.  She always posts sh*t about wanting juiced up Italians with tons of tattoos and puts up the usual crappy bathroom mirror shots that broke a$$ girls put up that aren’t hot enough to actually have real modeling shots.  She started bragging about getting a new boob job and put up some pix that i sent in to you to ask what you thought of her new t*ts.  Turns out, shes more pathetic than just the constant posts about wanting to hook up with a Guido and how hot she is.  She posted up pix of Claudia Sampedro and said it was her in Vegas getting ready to hit the pool.  Give me a break.  She jumped on Claudia’s twitter and straight ripped off 4 or 5 pictures and put them on her profile? I was gonna leave a comment on the photos and call her out on it, but i didn’t want to embarrass her.  So I sent her a message and just said, I don’t know why you put up this crap, its lame though.  So she doesn’t respond and blocks me. lol. I think she should go on blast.

All this makes me think is her new +2′s are a failure or you are talking to a fake Burnt Bacon.- nik

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Do You Like Burnt Bacon’s +2′s

June 22, 2011 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so you never have really said anything about Burnt Bacon’s +2′s… I think they are amazing and pretty much the perfect size.  What do you think about them and one a scale 1 thru 10 what would you give them?

She is hiding them so I can’t give you a straight answer.- nik

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Where’s Burnt Bacon

May 10, 2011 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 40

Where's Burnt Bacon?

Where's Burnt Bacon?

Where's Burnt Bacon?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t seen Burnt Bacon on here in a while. Is she still alive? Last I heard she moved out of Dallas. She has a horrible face but smoking HOT body!! I’m posting some old pics but would love to see new ones (of her rack).

Last I heard, she got bigger +2′s and is selling her body hourly.- nik

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Burnt Bacon Got Some New +2′s

March 29, 2011 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, havent seen burnt bacon on here for a while. Looks like she got some new +2s but also put on the typical fake boob party weight (you got a name for that?). Funny how girls seem to fill out shortly after the arrival of their new boobs. Maybe all those free drinks werent such a good idea afterall.  DA STRONG.

Those look like the same old saggy +2′s to me.- nik

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Dirty Celeb March Madness Round Of 32

March 24, 2011 AR Mystery, Burnt Bacon, Elvira, March Madness 2011, Nickel, Rackstar, Scooby Snack, Silver Dollar, Tang, The Dirty 19

*****Voting Ends Tomorrow at 5PM (PST)******

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Dirty Celeb March Madness- Round 1

March 19, 2011 Burnt Bacon, Cigar, Elvira, March Madness 2011, Scooby Snack, Sea Biscuit, Secretariat, Tang, The Dirty, The Pelican 24

Round 1 Winner: Scooby Snack

Round 1 Winner: Burnt Bacon

Round 1 Winner: Tang

Round 1 Winner: Elvira

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What’s Wrong With Burnt Bacon’s Eyebrows

January 26, 2011 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 29

WTH is wrong with Burnt Bacons EYEBROWS?

WTH is wrong with Burnt Bacons EYEBROWS?

WTH is wrong with Burnt Bacons EYEBROWS?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, oK so what the f*ck is wrong with Burnt Bacons eyebrows? They look like big blocks.. is she going for the whole natural thick eye brow look when really it just looks like eye shadow all over and around her real eyebrows! sooo fugly… sarah lay off that sh*t ur starting to look like a man.

Looks like someone is drawing them on a little too thick these days. She is looking a little rough as well, her age is really showing in these pictures.- nik

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