Round 1 Winner: Scooby Snack

Round 1 Winner: Burnt Bacon

Round 1 Winner: Tang

Round 1 Winner: Elvira

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, oK so what the f*ck is wrong with Burnt Bacons eyebrows? They look like big blocks.. is she going for the whole natural thick eye brow look when really it just looks like eye shadow all over and around her real eyebrows! sooo fugly… sarah lay off that sh*t ur starting to look like a man.

Looks like someone is drawing them on a little too thick these days. She is looking a little rough as well, her age is really showing in these pictures.- nik

Click on the picture to see how Dirty Celeb Burnt Bacon has no idea when to stop tanning.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik so I’ve got to say that Sarah Palla AKA Burnt Bacon has got to be the biggest retard ever. She’s almost 20 or she is 20 and this girl is hanging out with high schoolers. She didn’t graduate in 09 because she didn’t pass the TAKS test (Texas assessment of knowledge) which is literally a retard test. If you can’t pass it you’re remedial. Anyways I’m tired of this girl prancing around like she’s hott sh*t. Congratulations on being a moron the only thing you’re good at is doing hard drugs and photoshop.

Is there a high school photoshop test you can take, Texas Assessment of Photoshop?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I know about your notoriously high standards and I think I found a girl who meets them.  And yes she is already a dirty celeb, I used to go to school with this girl. She’s super hot. She has perfect +2s. She’s also on some rating site and she got voted as one of the hottest girls on the site. From what I remember she was sweet and a really adorable girl inside and out. How could anyone say no to this 10?

Answer: No, I have seen this escort without make up… she is the biggest scam in Dallas.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Burnt Bacon hasn’t been on here in quite sometime. So I thought I’d give a little update. She obviously hasn’t learned much from the past posts because she still makes the same face in every picture with her GROSS FISH LIPS. And is it just me or are stubby little hands DISGUSTING?

Is it just me or is her face getting really old?  It almost looks early 40′s.- nik