THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik so I’ve got to say that Sarah Palla AKA Burnt Bacon has got to be the biggest retard ever. She’s almost 20 or she is 20 and this girl is hanging out with high schoolers. She didn’t graduate in 09 because she didn’t pass the TAKS test (Texas assessment of knowledge) which is literally a retard test. If you can’t pass it you’re remedial. Anyways I’m tired of this girl prancing around like she’s hott sh*t. Congratulations on being a moron the only thing you’re good at is doing hard drugs and photoshop.
Is there a high school photoshop test you can take, Texas Assessment of Photoshop?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I know about your notoriously high standards and I think I found a girl who meets them. And yes she is already a dirty celeb, I used to go to school with this girl. She’s super hot. She has perfect +2s. She’s also on some rating site and she got voted as one of the hottest girls on the site. From what I remember she was sweet and a really adorable girl inside and out. How could anyone say no to this 10?
Answer: No, I have seen this escort without make up… she is the biggest scam in Dallas.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Burnt Bacon hasn’t been on here in quite sometime. So I thought I’d give a little update. She obviously hasn’t learned much from the past posts because she still makes the same face in every picture with her GROSS FISH LIPS. And is it just me or are stubby little hands DISGUSTING?
Is it just me or is her face getting really old? It almost looks early 40′s.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I couldnt help but laugh seeing this guy on here. His name is Brett..were friends through random people. The best part is I 100% have seen him all over Leper (Kelly) at the bar in Dallas a few months ago. I mean what the hell is going on?? Pick one reject over the other…Is it Burnt Bacon or Leper? Would love to tell you this guys story but indirectly know him. Who takes pictures with this beer heathens anyway?? guy before was right, odds are he tucks his Greg in.
He must be a huge fan of TheDirty.com.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Im so sick of seeing/hearing about burnt bacon! It’s sick, but I can’t force myself to delete her from facebook because I love seeing her new photoshop masterpieces that go up each day. How does she not realize that she looks like a different person in every f*cking album? Theres an album on her page, “web cam photos” that looks NOTHING LIKE HER! Can you not photoshop web cam pics? ps. This little faker relocated to Pensacola, Fl after her “n*de photos” surfaced. I know this for a fact.
She photoshops herself so hard that you can almost see right through her.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay so I’ve seen this girl Sarah on your website a lot. So I stumbled across these pictures of her and I’m like what the f*ck how much does she photoshop her pictures. Her profile pictures on facebook look good, well because they don’t even look like her. But this girl is beat haha and I’ve seen her in person shes like 3’10 she has a nappy *ss weave, and when she doesn’t have her weave in it she literally looks like a cancer patient, and she has the acne of a 15 year old boy. I just think she is truly disgusting and she quite frankly scares me to look at. Please just but her on blast once and for all and let the world know that she is a photoshopping liar (I’ll give her credit for being so good at it) and just list everthing that is wrong with that little gremlin lookin girl.
I heard everyone is photoshopped in heaven… that is what God told me in a vision one time.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was cruisin the site and I happen to look back on the Old March Madness poll and noticed Burnt Bacon. Funnily enough, I had signed on to Myspace for the first time in a few months and noticed a friend request from a chick named Sarah H#$yden. I looked at some of her old pics on your site and noticed that there are some duplicates on her Myspace. Could this be the same person now in Chicago? Or an imposter.
From what I know Burnt Bacon is from Dallas, so I am assuming the chick you are creeping on is a dude trying to scam you for money like every other profile on MySpace.- nik