Burnt Bacon | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Burnt Bacon

January 19, 2010 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, Would You? 8

burnt bacon

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, burnt bacon with out her 30 pounds of make up. man i think yes?

Answer: no.  She didn’t draw her eyebrows on properly, and if the picture wasn’t so grainy you would see why she wears 30lbs of make-up.



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Burnt Bacon At It Again

October 31, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 32

New picture of...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Burnt Bacon in all her glory. What the hell is going on here?

Maybe she looks like that because of Halloween?- nik



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Burnt Bacons New Look

August 20, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 40

Burnt bacons new look..

Burnt bacons new look..

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Burnt Bacons new burnt/fried short blonde hair.

It looks like she took some of the juice out of her +2′s and injected them into her lips.- nik



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Burnt Toast Burnt Bacons BFF

August 18, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas 14

Burnt toast

Burnt toast

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is burnt toast, burnt bacons best friend. I think she’s way hotter what do you think?

Better face, but terrible body.- nik



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Burnt Bacon Needs DA Help!

August 17, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 44

Burnt Bacon Needs DA Help!

Burnt Bacon Needs DA Help!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- I would have never guessed that Burnt Bacon was an aspiring porn star. However, in this case she needs some dirty army volunteers to make her dreams come true. She has an Ad on Craigslist, what do you think of this?!

I love the white foot in the top picture.  I am guessing it is her brother… good to know she wasn’t born Orange.- nik



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Burnt Bacon’s “Beffa” Does Prom

August 17, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas 3

Burnt Bacon's

Burnt Bacon's

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here are some more pics of Burnt Bacon’s “Beffa” from our prom back in may. When I saw her there I just about gagged. She went with a real charmer, huh?

Her nose is horrible, and I can see her self tanner line in between her saggers. Gross.- nik



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Burnt Bacon’s “Beffa” Haircut

August 14, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty, Would You? 25

Burnt Bacons

Burnt Bacons

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik,  Burnt Bacon’s “Beffa” got a new hair cut .. I think I can see her mustache better, and it looks like a wig or a mop. What do you think Would You?

Answer: No, although I might trick her into thinking I’m going to bang her, and then Apache her (rip out her hair extensions) and take off with it.



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Burnt Bacon’s Best Friend

August 12, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 55

Burnt Bacon's Best Friend

Burnt Bacon's Best Friend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Burnt Bacon’s best friend. Just like Burnt Bacon she prances around town thinking that she is hot sh*t, and brags on her face book about how DRUUUNNNKKKK she always is. Anyways, I think she has a hairy back.

They obviously use the same cooking oil.- nik

Also See:  Burnt Bacon



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