THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I couldnt help but laugh seeing this guy on here. His name is Brett..were friends through random people. The best part is I 100% have seen him all over Leper (Kelly) at the bar in Dallas a few months ago. I mean what the hell is going on?? Pick one reject over the other…Is it Burnt Bacon or Leper? Would love to tell you this guys story but indirectly know him. Who takes pictures with this beer heathens anyway?? guy before was right, odds are he tucks his Greg in.

He must be a huge fan of TheDirty.com.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Im so sick of seeing/hearing about burnt bacon! It’s sick, but I can’t force myself to delete her from facebook because I love seeing her new photoshop masterpieces that go up each day. How does she not realize that she looks like a different person in every f*cking album? Theres an album on her page, “web cam photos” that looks NOTHING LIKE HER! Can you not photoshop web cam pics?  ps. This little faker relocated to Pensacola, Fl after her “n*de photos” surfaced. I know this for a fact.

She photoshops herself so hard that you can almost see right through her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay so I’ve seen this girl Sarah on your website a lot. So I stumbled across these pictures of her and I’m like what the f*ck how much does she photoshop her pictures. Her profile pictures on facebook look good, well because they don’t even look like her. But this girl is beat haha and I’ve seen her in person shes like 3’10 she has a nappy *ss weave, and when she doesn’t have her weave in it she literally looks like a cancer patient, and she has the acne of a 15 year old boy. I just think she is truly disgusting and she quite frankly scares me to look at. Please just but her on blast once and for all and let the world know that she is a photoshopping liar (I’ll give her credit for being so good at it) and just list everthing that is wrong with that little gremlin lookin girl.

I heard everyone is photoshopped in heaven… that is what God told me in a vision one time.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was cruisin the site and I happen to look back on the Old March Madness poll and noticed Burnt Bacon. Funnily enough, I had signed on to Myspace for the first time in a few months and noticed a friend request from a chick named Sarah H#$yden. I looked at some of her old pics on your site and noticed that there are some duplicates on her Myspace. Could this be the same person now in Chicago? Or an imposter.

From what I know Burnt Bacon is from Dallas, so I am assuming the chick you are creeping on is a dude trying to scam you for money like every other profile on MySpace.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Burnt Bacon in all her glory. What the hell is going on here?

Maybe she looks like that because of Halloween?- nik