Burnt Bacon | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Burnt Bacon Might As Well Do Porn

August 5, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas 12


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik when is she gonna learn to stop sending out naked pictures?

Sorry for the hearts, but they are pointing in the weirdest directions… I think the doctor put one of the nipples back on upside down.- nik

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Burnt Bacon Loves Purple Crayon

June 25, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here are new pics of Burnt Bacon, hanging out with some beat b*tches and new boyfriend, classy as always!

She needs to stop watching “Keeping up with the Kardashians”.- nik

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Burnt Bacon’s Face

June 4, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 21

there is something weird about burnt bacons face

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what’s up with this?

Photoshop is for liars… not that it helps here.- nik

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Would You Do Burnt Bacon?

May 27, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty, Would You? 22

would you do burnt bacon?

would you do burnt bacon?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Would You with Burnt Bacon?

Answer:  No, because Swine Flu is a bigger fad than Ed Farty or Snuggies.

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Burnt Bacon

May 18, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s your girl burnt bacon with some new pictures! what do you think of her now?!

I think she is still crispy even though her face is kind of Vulcan.- nik

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Burnt Bacon Is White Trash?

May 12, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found some dirty pictures of burnt bacon on Facebook, shes one nasty thing. Didnt know she had real friends…

Why does Burnt Bacon and half of the people in DFW look so Jersey?- nik

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Burnt Bacon!

May 1, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas 10

Burnt Bacon!


I am starting to think her head is misshapen because she punches herself in the face to have pouty lips.- nik


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Burnt Bacon SGM?

April 29, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty 20

Burnt bacon SGM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Burnt Bacon real or fake, even though her head does look like an anteator, you gotta love those DSls.

Everyday he look more and more handsome.  Fake SGM.  Might even be the next Tranny Manny breakthrough.- nik

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