THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Burnt Bacons new burnt/fried short blonde hair.
It looks like she took some of the juice out of her +2′s and injected them into her lips.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- I would have never guessed that Burnt Bacon was an aspiring porn star. However, in this case she needs some dirty army volunteers to make her dreams come true. She has an Ad on Craigslist, what do you think of this?!
I love the white foot in the top picture. I am guessing it is her brother… good to know she wasn’t born Orange.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pics of Burnt Bacon’s “Beffa” from our prom back in may. When I saw her there I just about gagged. She went with a real charmer, huh?
Her nose is horrible, and I can see her self tanner line in between her saggers. Gross.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, Burnt Bacon’s “Beffa” got a new hair cut .. I think I can see her mustache better, and it looks like a wig or a mop. What do you think Would You?
Answer: No, although I might trick her into thinking I’m going to bang her, and then Apache her (rip out her hair extensions) and take off with it.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Burnt Bacon’s best friend. Just like Burnt Bacon she prances around town thinking that she is hot sh*t, and brags on her face book about how DRUUUNNNKKKK she always is. Anyways, I think she has a hairy back.
They obviously use the same cooking oil.- nik
Also See: Burnt Bacon