Tuesday 18th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Burnt Bacon Might As Well Do Porn

August 5, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas 12 7,744 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik when is she gonna learn to stop sending out naked pictures?

Sorry for the hearts, but they are pointing in the weirdest directions… I think the doctor put one of the nipples back on upside down.- nik



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Burnt Bacon Loves Purple Crayon

June 25, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 49 5,238 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Here are new pics of Burnt Bacon, hanging out with some beat b*tches and new boyfriend, classy as always!

She needs to stop watching “Keeping up with the Kardashians”.- nik



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Burnt Bacon’s Face

June 4, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty 21 6,946 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what’s up with this?

Photoshop is for liars… not that it helps here.- nik



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Would You Do Burnt Bacon?

May 27, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, The Dirty, Would You? 22 5,668 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Would You with Burnt Bacon?

Answer:  No, because Swine Flu is a bigger fad than Ed Farty or Snuggies.



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Burnt Bacon

May 18, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 8 9,870 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s your girl burnt bacon with some new pictures! what do you think of her now?!

I think she is still crispy even though her face is kind of Vulcan.- nik



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Burnt Bacon Is White Trash?

May 12, 2009 Burnt Bacon, Dallas 6 6,199 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found some dirty pictures of burnt bacon on Facebook, shes one nasty thing. Didnt know she had real friends…

Why does Burnt Bacon and half of the people in DFW look so Jersey?- nik



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