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I Don’t Want To Be In Canary’s Shoes At Her Age

August 14, 2013 Canary, Las Vegas, The Dirty 82

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my big sister was really good friends with Canary years back and growing up, I always idolized her because she was so pretty.  At 19 I started working in the bar scene but very shortly into it I noticed how many older girls (were hot in their prime) are still working in the same industry. And after seeing how Canary has aged, I realized it was not for me. I don’t want to waste my prime serving drinks to drunk idiots. So thank you Canary for showing me the future.

Man, Laura is looking rough.- nik



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Throwback Thursday: Canary

March 7, 2013 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 33

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, it’s Dale checking in for Throwback Thursday. Does the Dirty Army remember Canary? She was the original Newport Beach DC that had every guy rubbing it out. I think she became a lifetime bartender in Las Vegas. Some Dirty Celeb’s just don’t use their fame wisely!

Yup, Canary is the one that got me thinking about REFUND Gaps. She is a part of bad boob job history.- nik



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Canary Has No Right To Be Talking

December 6, 2012 Canary, Las Vegas, The Dirty 62


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I moved to Las Vegas to hook around the same time Canary did.  I have seen her throughout the many years, with the BIGGEST DORKS that Las Vegas has to offer.  So when she posted this on Facebook and as I read it, I literally spit my Sprite all over my iPhone.  It amazes me that she would go and write this… it just seems like she is writing about her life.  Do you agree with me when I say that Canary has no right to be talking about this.

I’m still trying to figure out why Canary has HB (Huntington Beach) as a major market like Miami, NYC, LA or SF. Huntington Beach is the where Newport Beach sends the trash.- nik



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Canary These Days

August 20, 2012 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 23

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never understood why you called her Canary until now. My buddy just texted me this picture of Laura and I finally see the bird. That nose looks like it’s about to tweet.

How old is Canary? Where is she flying these days? Canary is not really aging the way I thought she would.- nik

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I’m Starting To Feel Bad For Canary

June 21, 2012 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems like Canary is starting to wake up and realizing that she is 6 years past her prime and the only “date” she can get is the guys who are paying to sleep with her.  It is sad at the end of the day, she could have had any man she wanted when she was young, but now beat, used up and ugly… seems like no one can take her serious. Let this be a lesson to all you young girls trying to make it in life.  Don’t be the next Canary and wonder why you will die alone and single.

Girls know your window. Nothing lasts, not even plastic. We all die alone ladies so at least die on someone else’s dime.- nik



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How Can A Dirty Celeb Have A Refund Gap Like That

June 14, 2012 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 13


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been DA strong since DirtyNewport.com and have always had the biggest crush on Canary… Until I got to meet her in person.  So a few weeks ago one of my buddies finalized his divorce and to celebrate he took all of us to Vegas.  On the way up there he start telling me how he “booked” a few girls to come join us at dinner and the club and then to the after party… all we had to do is choose since they had been paid for.  We get to dinner I take a glance at the girls and all the sudden my heart drops… there she is Canary herself and I can have her at will.  I’m so excited I almost c*m in my pants, we start talking and then all the sudden all I can see or think about is the nasty refund gap she had.  Completely ruined what I had imagined the last few years… long story short, I had to pass on her like I was playing monopoly.  Took down her smoking hot brunette that is not pictures.  Moral of the story… Nik choose you DC’s better please.

Vegas has got to her chest (wear and tear).- nik



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Canary Is One Of The Stupidest Dirty Celebs In History

April 30, 2012 Canary, Las Vegas, The Dirty 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone that knows Canary, knows she will always be single and die a lonely girl.  Its obvious what she does for a living and I’m not judging.  I know a lot of escorts but at least a lot of them have an exit strategy.  But this dumb b*tch has no clue what the f*ck that is.  Anytime you say you need to find your husband at Drais Vegas on Facebook, you know you are high off your ass and probably still rolling from the night before.  Isn’t she in her early 30′s, you think she will ever stop partying?

I didn’t know they let 30+ females into Drais? Canary’s exit strategy is to die a bartender.- nik



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When Will You Realize You Are Not In Your Prime Anymore And Will Die Single And Lonely

March 14, 2012 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Canary is doing her escorting/working out in Vegas and is always writing the stupidest sh*t on facebook.  I told myself soon as I see the next dumb thing, I’m putting her on blast.  Well here it is, Laura you are way past your prime before you know it you will be 37 looking like 50 and praying you can find some sucker to take care of your ugly ass.  If you feel you have so many haters that insult on you FB why do you have 4,500 people as your friend?  Oh ya, because you want attention and to impress people you don’t even know. Just face it, you have no soul.

Canary’s passion has always been alcohol.- nik



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