Canary | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

What Is Canary Doing Now That She Is Way Past Her Prime At The Age Of 30

February 20, 2012 Canary, Las Vegas, The Dirty 16

What is Canary doing now that she's turning 30?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Canary is turning 30 this year and she’s still doing absolutely nothing except partying and getting wasted. Does this disappoint you?

No and it doesn’t surprise me either.- nik

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Canary Is Looking Hot

August 15, 2011 Canary, Las Vegas, The Dirty 9

Canary is looking hot

Canary is looking hot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I spotted Canary in Vegas waving these annoying flags around with her annoying friends. I guess they get points for attempting to be patriotic.  Still I think  she looks pretty banging.

She doesn’t look bad for 37.- nik

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Cottage Cheese Witch

August 12, 2011 Canary, Winnipeg 116

Big Nose Cottage Cheese Witch

Big Nose Cottage Cheese Witch

Big Nose Cottage Cheese Witch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik , check out Tara Merz, shes the Cottage Cheese Queen of Winnipeg. Shes also got the biggest attitude and nose ive ever seen, it makes her look like a witch! She struts around all the bars in the city with her big nose in the air and her big fat cottage cheezy butt hanging out of her short skirts thinking shes the gods gift to men but in reality shes just a washed up hooters girl with no hooters! her and her douchebag boyfriend cole cheat on each other all the time and she will do anything to get her next fix of pepsi or E. she hangs around gangsters and drug dealers all the time getting them to buy her drinks and supply her with pepsi, what do you think of this one nik?

If she bent over enough I’m sure she could pleasure herself with her nose.- nik

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Dirty Celeb March Madness Round 1

March 21, 2011 Canary, Chin-Chilla, Fish Lips, Goose, Grinch, HFD, March Madness 2011, My Little Pony, RichieRexic, The Dirty 5

Winner: Chin-Chilla

Winner: HFD

Winner: Fish Lips

Winner: My Little Pony

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Dumb Diana

February 24, 2011 Canary, Sacramento 12

Dumb Diana

Dumb Diana

Dumb Diana

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Diana is rediculous thinkin shes a “model” for ghetto a** car shows. I think my 10 year old sister has more of a body than she does. Idk why she thinks she is Mexican or wishes but look at those eyebrows!!! Worse than sharpies! She married her hubby…who’s in jail!! How much more embarrassing can she get? Well she says she cares for him so much then why does she have “relationships” with other guys when he’s in jail? Its not like he’s not writing all his other little sloots!

I think she’s just someones drug b*tch.- nik

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Dirty Celeb Of The Day

November 29, 2010 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 10

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Is That Canary

October 18, 2010 Canary, Las Vegas, The Dirty 44

Is that Canary????

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this Canary with that awful soccer mom hair cut? This pic is from Haze last night on 10/17. What the F?? She looks awful if that is her.

OMG that is her… is she dying?- nik

[IMAGE:  SpyOnVegas]

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Canary Is Looking Good These Days

September 10, 2010 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, haven’t seen Canary up on TheDirty in a while and I seen her out lately and she has been looking really good.  I wanted to ask you if you knew what she has been up to and what do you think about her new ink by her va jay jay?

That tattoo is terrible and unoriginal? Why would any chick get something that says “Love and Easy” by their genitals?- nik

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