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When Will You Realize You Are Not In Your Prime Anymore And Will Die Single And Lonely

March 14, 2012 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 17 9,959 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Canary is doing her escorting/working out in Vegas and is always writing the stupidest sh*t on facebook. I told myself soon as I see the next dumb thing, I’m putting her on blast. Well here it is, Laura you are way past your prime before you know it you will be 37 looking like 50 and praying you can find some sucker to take care of your ugly ass. If you feel you have so many haters that insult on you FB why do you have 4,500 people as your friend? Oh ya, because you want attention and to impress people you don’t even know. Just face it, you have no soul.

Canary’s passion has always been alcohol.- nik

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What Is Canary Doing Now That She Is Way Past Her Prime At The Age Of 30

February 20, 2012 Canary, Las Vegas, The Dirty 16 7,038 Views

What is Canary doing now that she's turning 30?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Canary is turning 30 this year and she’s still doing absolutely nothing except partying and getting wasted. Does this disappoint you?

No and it doesn’t surprise me either.- nik

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Canary Is Looking Hot

August 15, 2011 Canary, Las Vegas, The Dirty 9 6,086 Views

Canary is looking hot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I spotted Canary in Vegas waving these annoying flags around with her annoying friends. I guess they get points for attempting to be patriotic. Still I think she looks pretty banging.

She doesn’t look bad for 37.- nik

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Cottage Cheese Witch

August 12, 2011 Canary, Winnipeg 115 5,343 Views

Big Nose Cottage Cheese Witch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik , check out Tara Merz, shes the Cottage Cheese Queen of Winnipeg. Shes also got the biggest attitude and nose ive ever seen, it makes her look like a witch! She struts around all the bars in the city with her big nose in the air and her big fat cottage cheezy butt hanging out of her short skirts thinking shes the gods gift to men but in reality shes just a washed up hooters girl with no hooters! her and her douchebag boyfriend cole cheat on each other all the time and she will do anything to get her next fix of pepsi or E. she hangs around gangsters and drug dealers all the time getting them to buy her drinks and supply her with pepsi, what do you think of this one nik?

If she bent over enough I’m sure she could pleasure herself with her nose.- nik

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Dirty Celeb March Madness Round 1

March 21, 2011 Canary, Chin-Chilla, Fish Lips, Goose, Grinch, HFD, March Madness 2011, My Little Pony, RichieRexic, The Dirty 5 5,723 Views

Winner: Chin-Chilla

Winner: HFD

Winner: Fish Lips

Winner: My Little Pony

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Dumb Diana

February 24, 2011 Canary, Sacramento 12 8,076 Views

Dumb Diana

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Diana is rediculous thinkin shes a “model” for ghetto a** car shows. I think my 10 year old sister has more of a body than she does. Idk why she thinks she is Mexican or wishes but look at those eyebrows!!! Worse than sharpies! She married her hubby…who’s in jail!! How much more embarrassing can she get? Well she says she cares for him so much then why does she have “relationships” with other guys when he’s in jail? Its not like he’s not writing all his other little sloots!

I think she’s just someones drug b*tch.- nik

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