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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this Canary with that awful soccer mom hair cut? This pic is from Haze last night on 10/17. What the F?? She looks awful if that is her.

OMG that is her… is she dying?- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, haven’t seen Canary up on TheDirty in a while and I seen her out lately and she has been looking really good.  I wanted to ask you if you knew what she has been up to and what do you think about her new ink by her va jay jay?

That tattoo is terrible and unoriginal? Why would any chick get something that says “Love and Easy” by their genitals?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always see this girl out with Canary and Krusty and their friends and have always wanted to know who she is. Personally I find tattoos on a girl very attractive and with platinum blonde hair, she is basically perfect to me.  She seems super cool and is definitly super sexy, I wanted to ask you Nik if you knew anything bad before I approach her and try and wife her up.

Don’t waste your time broham besides the fact she has a broken pinky, she has man-face and man-gut.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought you said that thedirty.com was created to help the women of the world, and for a couple months I thought you finally reached to these girls and they stop wearing awful outfits and the mac forcefields. But looks like they went back to there old ways. What do you have to say for yourself? You always claimed this site was suppose to open the eyes of these donkeys but didn’t seem to last.

I tried my best with the Canary Project, but it looks like I failed. Every time I thought Canary was taking a step in the right direction the drugs would take her under. I apologize to all of the OC and the world. I really thought Canary would spread her wings and be the bird who would fly away into greatness.  Now she is just beat again.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here is a pic of Canary and her “date” for valentines day.  Are you in anyway surprised no guy would go out with her on a day like Valentines?

I didn’t go out with anyone either… I was bummed for about 2.2 seconds until I realized I probably saved about $3k (Helicopter ride, private dinner w/private chef on a mountain during sunset, flowers, hotel room, maybe horses? Who knows?)- nik