Nik, Do You Know Anything About Her

August 27, 2010 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 43 9,486 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always see this girl out with Canary and Krusty and their friends and have always wanted to know who she is. Personally I find tattoos on a girl very attractive and with platinum blonde hair, she is basically perfect to me.  She seems super cool and is definitly super sexy, I wanted to ask you Nik if you knew anything bad before I approach her and try and wife her up.

Don’t waste your time broham besides the fact she has a broken pinky, she has man-face and man-gut.- nik



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Some People Never Change

August 20, 2010 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 11 7,740 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought you said that thedirty.com was created to help the women of the world, and for a couple months I thought you finally reached to these girls and they stop wearing awful outfits and the mac forcefields. But looks like they went back to there old ways. What do you have to say for yourself? You always claimed this site was suppose to open the eyes of these donkeys but didn’t seem to last.

I tried my best with the Canary Project, but it looks like I failed. Every time I thought Canary was taking a step in the right direction the drugs would take her under. I apologize to all of the OC and the world. I really thought Canary would spread her wings and be the bird who would fly away into greatness.  Now she is just beat again.- nik



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No Valentine For Canary

February 15, 2010 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 22 8,135 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here is a pic of Canary and her “date” for valentines day.  Are you in anyway surprised no guy would go out with her on a day like Valentines?

I didn’t go out with anyone either… I was bummed for about 2.2 seconds until I realized I probably saved about $3k (Helicopter ride, private dinner w/private chef on a mountain during sunset, flowers, hotel room, maybe horses? Who knows?)- nik



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Canary, Krusty And Grinch Reunion

January 8, 2010 Canary, Grinch, Krusty, Newport, The Dirty 43 9,794 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out the three amigos back in action.  Here they are having flashbacks of the Dirtynewport days taking pictures of each other in the bathroom.  I don’t care what anyone says nik.. Canary is still by far the hottest Dirty Celebrity.  I even heard you say it on the radio once.

Is it just me or does the Grinch look like she is dying in the top picture?  I dig Canary in the bottom picture… I am glad these old timers are still having fun for their ages and not settling down with dudes who will only use them for crazy sex.- nik



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NYE With Canary

January 4, 2010 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 16 9,576 Views

NYE with canary

NYE with canary

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is how Dirty Celeb Canary celebrated NYE, do you think she got really drunk and remembered what she did the following day?

It doesn’t even look like her anymore.  What is with all these Dirty Celebs looking rough for New Years.- nik



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Canary Has A Booty

December 2, 2009 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 47 8,854 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik who knew Canary had back?

I did, she is a couple butt squats away from greatness… I also noticed that she is really good at arching her back.- nik



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I Wanna Hit Canary

November 29, 2009 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 21 8,592 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I am not to sure whats going on here but looks like Lenny wants to punch Canary. NOT COOL.

Isn’t Lenny good at hitting girls?  I heard it is one of his expertise.- nik



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Canary The Pussycat

November 6, 2009 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 25 7,391 Views

Canary the Pussy (cat)

Canary the Pussy (cat)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out this Pussy cat, its dirty celeb Canary.

I hope those tattoos I see around her down below region are fake.  I don’t think she would get something that trashy done to herself?- nik 



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