Canary | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Kissing Canary

October 30, 2009 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 21

kissing canary

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is dirty celeb Canary doing what she does best and showing why she is so famous on this site.

For some reason I am not looking at the kiss… what about you?- nik

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Newport Night Out With Canary

October 19, 2009 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you had a gun to your head and the killer said he would only let you live if you took a dump on one of these girls chests.  Which one would it be?

Answer:  Honestly, I would hershey skirt hard on the one in the middle… hoping that she would get some light brown shrapnel to the chin.

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Canary’s Night Out

October 5, 2009 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 21


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I don’t care what anyone says… I have been with you since you started and Canary is by far your hottest dirty celebrity.  I do have to give you props because now that she is famous the Hardrock in Las Vegas flies her out every weekend and puts her up just so that she can hang out at the hotel.  Very smart on there part considering it is the only reason I go there.

You mean you go to Alexis Park and walk across the street and you front like you are staying at the Hardrock.  “Circle Bar Warrior” is what I call people like you… fake it till you make it, so you can slay a dragon that is out of your league.  All good.- nik

If Canary was at the Circle Bar at the Hardrock and said “Let’s get out of here and make sweet love!” Would You?

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Canary In Vegas

September 30, 2009 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport 9


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik, I saw Canary this weekend in Vegas at a club all over this douche.. Do you think she was all drunk and thought he was the guy from LMFAO?

Great… Canary’s face is turning white again?- nik

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Canary’s Date Night

August 29, 2009 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 20


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems like Canary had a crazy date night, who is this tool she is hanging out with?

Canary’s face is starting to get Ghostly again… I hope she is not reverting.- nik

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Canary And A New Man?

August 5, 2009 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport 19

Canary and a new man?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik could it be that canary has a new man?

No, probably just a fan of nik

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Canary’s New Vegas Friends

August 5, 2009 Canary, Las Vegas 2

Canarys NEW VEGAS Friends

Canarys NEW VEGAS Friends

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Canary has somewhat upgraded from Krusty and Grinch.

Only the man on the far right is an upgrade… the rest reek of 909 trash.- nik

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Canary In Hawaii

August 4, 2009 Canary, Hawaii, Maui, Newport, The Dirty 25

Canary in Hawaii

Canary in Hawaii

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Canary took some time off from Newport and Vegas and is Relaxing in Hawaii, Nik should the locals beware of her?

Good, she needs the vacation to find herself.  She has been eating some bad bird seed lately according to her mood swings.- nik

Also See:  Canary’s Life Story

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