THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Canary took some time off from Newport and Vegas and is Relaxing in Hawaii, Nik should the locals beware of her?

Good, she needs the vacation to find herself.  She has been eating some bad bird seed lately according to her mood swings.- nik

Also See:  Canary’s Life Story

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since Canary is basically leaving OC for Vegas she has got rid of the old crew of Krusty and Grinch and now taken these two things from OC under her wings and they are flying on her wings to Vegas each weekend. Nik do you think these two will be better members of Canary’s flock or will she dump them soon, also would you with these two?

Canary has about 5 years left in the tank.  She needs to save as much money as possible because she will not be able to find a Sugar Daddy in Vegas with those friends.- nik

Also See: Canary

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Canary with her bestie Lil Jen and some Snatchquatch enjoying the OC Fair. Is it me or does Canary look old as dirt?

I am still trying to figure out why the cow turned his head to be in the picture… he must have known he would end up on TheDirty.com?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Canary and her new dirty duo are hanging with WELL known 30k millionaire trouts Joe(BLOW) and Erik, Nik I thought Canary’s could smell money from a mile away why is she kicking it with these losers?

Remember when D-Bags thought the bank robber look was cool?  Didn’t that last 3 weeks or something?  Also, Joe (the guy with 3 skulls on his Greg) you are like 50 years old… time to start lawn bowling at Leisure World.  Canary step up your game… these wallets do not match your price tag.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Canary doing a breathalizer test. She got pulled over leaving the hard rock in vegas. I wonder if they made her walk a straight line in those heels?

Check out the second image.  The cop is not even looking at her eyes… sorry but very unprofessional.  I wonder if he got a Master Purple Greg when she started blowing?- nik

***Update: For those of you who that did not believe that this was Canary that got pulled over, here is another pic from earlier that day at The Hard Rock pool: