Canary | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Canary’s Refund Gap

June 18, 2009 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 33

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THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK..PLEASE LOOK AT THIS GOD AWFUL REFUND GAP. ID BE ON THE PHONE WITH A DOCTOR ASAP CANARY. YOUR LOOKING RODE HARD AND HUNG TO DRY.

Already convinced her that she needs to start over in the +2′s department… it is in the works.  This bird will fly again one day.- nik



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Does Canary Ever Leave The Pool?

June 9, 2009 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 58

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like Canary is up to her usual summertime Vegas partying. It looks like her new crop of friends is way hotter than shims like krusty. Those two brunettes are smoking hot.

I agree, she upgraded to better looking dudes.  I still think Canary’s +2′s are deflating and that she should go bigger for her own benefit.- nik



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Canary Can Fly

June 3, 2009 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 57

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like Canary’s ability to get roided out douchebags with money has permanently gone down hill. Is it perhaps time for the first dirty celeb retirement?

I am pretty sure Canary can pull Eagles if she wanted to… I am more worried about the direction her pointer is pointing.- nik



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Canary Left Newport?

June 3, 2009 Canary, Dirty Rides, Newport 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did Canary move to Scottsdale? If not, someone jacked her ride!

Where the hell did you find traffic in Scottsdale?- nik



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Canary Spotted In Vegas

June 1, 2009 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 67

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw your old school Dirty Celeb Canary in Las Vegas. She was with some of the shimmiest chicks I have ever seen in my entire life.

I think Canary moved to Vegas or something because every weekend she is at Rehab.- nik



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Canary’s Bird Legs

May 20, 2009 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 51

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I think Canary has the hottest legs out of all the Dirty Celebrities.  What are your thoughts?

Not really, her knee caps are like eraser heads.  It is like she has never been on her knees before?  I do like her one calf though.- nik



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DIRTY CELEB Canary

May 12, 2009 Canary, Newport, The Dirty 41

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There are two things I do not understand?  Chicks that take pictures pretending to dump and chicks that take pictures in the bathroom on a toilet. I don’t find it hot. The good news is that Canary will be taking dumps in Las Vegas Memorial weekend. DIRTY Style!

Also See:  DIRTY CELEB Canary



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Canary Flies To Vegas

April 30, 2009 Canary, Huntington Beach, Las Vegas, The Dirty 41

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Haha Nik look who I saw in Vegas! The one and only infamous bird. Who does she think she is trying to live the “high life” on a bar tender budget. Grow up Canary.

Looks like she is reverting to the MAC attack… at least she is wearing Canary yellow.  As for her friend… how many times do you think that star has been shot at?- nik



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