My only thought is that this is CARMEX’s real Father.

Don’t lie, you would stick it in if there was a hole.

Carmex, I have heard rumors that you two are on drugs and I’m starting to believe them.

Carmex, I am putting out a bulletin to all plastic surgeons in Hollywood to no longer allow you service! I will not sit here and let them do this to you anymore.

Below are the reason’s why I would say No to sticking it in Carmex.

1. He has rubberbands holding up his arms.

2. Sharpie Eyebrows from Star Trek Tranny Generation.

3. Eye balls are on an Ibiza Vacation 24 hours.

4. His nose is a Slip n Slide.

5. Cheekbones are made of Titanium.

6. His lips have cauliflower ears.

7. His +2′s are way too small.

8. Thank god this picture is from the waist up.

In conclusion, Carmex’s body is a Wonderland (down below).

DIRTY ARMY, now it is your turn…it is not fair, me having all the sex.

WOULD YOU?