My only thought is that this is CARMEX’s real Father.
Below are the reason’s why I would say No to sticking it in Carmex.
1. He has rubberbands holding up his arms.
2. Sharpie Eyebrows from Star Trek Tranny Generation.
3. Eye balls are on an Ibiza Vacation 24 hours.
4. His nose is a Slip n Slide.
5. Cheekbones are made of Titanium.
6. His lips have cauliflower ears.
7. His +2′s are way too small.
8. Thank god this picture is from the waist up.
In conclusion, Carmex’s body is a Wonderland (down below).