Carmex, I have heard rumors that you two are on drugs and I’m starting to believe them.
Below are the reason’s why I would say No to sticking it in Carmex.
1. He has rubberbands holding up his arms.
2. Sharpie Eyebrows from Star Trek Tranny Generation.
3. Eye balls are on an Ibiza Vacation 24 hours.
4. His nose is a Slip n Slide.
5. Cheekbones are made of Titanium.
6. His lips have cauliflower ears.
7. His +2′s are way too small.
8. Thank god this picture is from the waist up.
In conclusion, Carmex’s body is a Wonderland (down below).
Serious question for the DIRTY ARMY because 9 out 10 dentist would say yes.
For $100.00 would you kiss CARMEX knowing that your lips would turn into hers for 2 weeks and you had to go to work and out in public… no hiding. Everyone would look at your lips and know you kissed a Shim. You would be famous for 2 weeks. Would You?