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Nasty Abbotsford Sloot

April 6, 2011 Chernobyl, Vancouver 10

Nasty Abbotsford Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Thorpe of Abbotsford. Not only is this chick uglier than rotting roadkill, she’s a total sloot. You could park a party bus in her vag… or on her chin for that matter. There is no “good angle”, she always looks like she has down syndrome. In addition to being an ugly sloot, she also enjoys stabbing the few friends she has in the back. And if all that wasn’t enough, shes also one of the stupidest people I’ve ever met. Quite frankly, saying she looks like a horse, would be highly insulting to the horse.

I didn’t think it was possible to fit that much fugly into one picture.- nik

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February 10, 2011 Arizona / UofA, Chernobyl 31



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ,This scum bag as pictured above is a little fellow by the name of Brandon Diggs. He lives in the Catalina Foothills area…although HALF OF TUCSON may already know his address like the back of their hand, as well as the back seat of his car. Lord only KNOWS how many females he’s had back there. He rolls in a BMW and is positive he can use it as a chick magnet. He may be seen meeting up girls with his bestfriend Emilio (pictured above). Emilio knows about all of Brandon’s dirty secrets when it comes to cheating, and hittin & quitten girls left and right.. Brandon will beg for anyone to suck on his greg. He’s a cheater. ALWAYS will be. He’s NOT afraid whatsoever to lie to your face. He’ll promise you time and time over again, but trust me, you’re NOT the only girl he’s fucking. Brandon will get into your head SO well that you’ll be comfortable enough to introduce him to your parents… but OH, are you ever introduced to his? He indeed pushes limits THAT far that he will come face to face with your parents to convince you that you’re ALL he wants.

If he has so much money then why doesn’t he buy face wash and get some braces.- nik

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September 29, 2009 Chernobyl, Chicago, Illinois, New Orleans 72


THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m embarassed to admit that I used to be friends with these girls in high school. Let it be known that they did not dress or act like this when we were friends- I wouldn’t have stood for it. After graduation I decided to go to college and expand my horizons, while these Russian skanks hit up super cool places like Zero Gravity and wore extremely unflattering outfits that they thought made them look f*ckable. I think these girls may be the poster children for  So Nik, need I even ask?

No you don’t need to bother asking I don’t want to waste my time with these obvious Sloots. They all look greasy, fake and their bodies are just gross.-nik

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Final Round 1 Match Ups For Today

March 11, 2009 Alien, Blonkey, Booty Chest, CG-Girl, Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Fish Lips, Greg Gladiator, Gretchen Rossi, Guppy, My Little Pony, Roller Girl, The Dirty, The Pelican, Wombat 25


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Houston’s My Little Pony (93%, 6,123 Votes)
  • Dallas Blonde Mafia Leader (7%, 440 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,559


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Guppy (50%, 2,941 Votes)
  • CHERNOBYL (50%, 2,891 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,828

Tomorrows Match Ups: 

Blonkey vs. The Pelican

CG-Girl vs. Wombat

RollerGirl vs. Fish Lips

Alien vs. Gretchen Rossi

Greg Gladiator vs Booty Chest

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Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Up

March 10, 2009 Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Guppy, Hyena, Jelly, My Little Pony, Promo Hoe, Secretariat, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch, Tranny Manny, Unicorn 8


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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Love of Rob Dyrdek’s Life- HYENA (52%, 3,198 Votes)
  • The Love of Ray J’s Life- Star F*cker (48%, 2,961 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,159

Tomorrows Round 1 Match Ups:

Secretariat vs Jelly
vs Promo Hoe
My Little Pony
vs DBM Leader
Thunder Gulch
vs Tranny Manny
vs The Guppy

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: CNN Weather Anchor Rob Marciano Trashed

December 23, 2008 Atlanta, Chernobyl, Dirty News, The Dirty 136


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so you posted the pic of Amy the supposed Skeeze on the left in Atlanta. She’s not but here are two pics of her and the supposed girl who actually sent the original photos to you blasted drunk with CNN Weather man Rob Marciano wasted and yes he has a huge Asian girl fetish. PR won’t be proud.

Rob take a shower in Vinegar… it will neutralize the smell.- nik

**Update**  EMAIL:  Nik, I understand the humor in your site, but these images were not intended for public view. I am the guy in red and Rob is a good friend of mine. I do not want him to lose his job or lose our friendship over a drunk night. If anything this is my fault for trying to get him some action. Please remove “CNN Weather Anchor Rob Marciano Trashed” asap.  Thank you for your time and I look forward to your response.

Dude, this is Rob’s fault for having a friend like you who would try to set him up like this in Chinatown.  Rob’s one night stand sure does look like DIRTY CELEB Chernobyl (Die Hard DA will know who I am talking about).- nik

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Taking Chernobyl For A Ride

November 6, 2008 Chernobyl, Hollywood, The Dirty, USC 16

Taking Chernobyl for a Ride

THE DIRTY ARMY: In Ryan Cabrera’s room :)

I thought DIRTY CELEB Chernobyl had died?  Her friends told me she locked herself in a room for months without food or make-up when she became a DIRTY CELEB in Hollywood.- nik

Also See:  TOP 5- Final Decision will be made on SUPER TUESDAY

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April 11, 2008 Chernobyl, Hollywood, The Dirty 10

EMAIL: Nik I got this the other day, thought you might have use for it. Hope I made you proud.
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Dude you get a Blue Ribbon today.- nik

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