EMAIL: Nik I got this the other day, thought you might have use for it. Hope I made you proud.


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Dude you get a Blue Ribbon today.- nik

EMAIL: Nik-
Please expose one of the pageant world’s dark secrets—Chernobyl and her cheating ways. The caption on her Myspace says “I ALWAYS WIN”. . Only because her scandalous dad has been fueling pageant officials with money for years and its no surprise this b*tch makes it to the final round every time. Let the dirty army know the REAL reason why her nasty fake tan ass has been winning.

This is why I think everyone in LA is on drugs. How could Chernobyl win any kind of beauty contest? She is Russian/Asian which equals Raisin.- nik

EMAIL: Did the dirty army make this beast famous already?

YES, she is huge.- nik

I heard if you look directly into Chernobyl’s eyes you turn into stone.

INTRODUCING- “CHERNOBYL” from Hollywood, California.

Tuesday March 4, 2008 7:15 AM (Pacific)- FINAL TALLY WHAT A RACE!

Candidates VOTE TOTALS:

RAISIN- 71 votes by the DIRTY ARMY

CHERNOBYL- 82 votes by the DIRTY ARMY ***Winner***

CARNIE CHUNG- 25 votes by the DIRTY ARMY

DIM SUM- 11 votes by the DIRTY ARMY

CHARLIE- 3 votes by the DIRTY ARMY

Sorry about the delay, but I had to recount this 3 times to make sure. This was the greatest comeback in DIRTY REGULAR History. Yes, the votes are correct counting both posts and CHERNOBYL made a huge late run at the closing moments to win the election.- nik