Tuesday March 4, 2008 10:00 AM (Pacific)

Candidates are as follows by leading votes (last vote by Hey!)

RAISIN- 60 votes by the DIRTY ARMY

CHERNOBYL- 45 votes by the DIRTY ARMY

CARNIE CHUNG- 23 votes by the DIRTY ARMY

DIM SUM- 11 votes by the DIRTY ARMY

CHARLIE- 1 vote by the DIRTY ARMY

That is where we are at folks on this election trail. I am really digging CHERNOBYL and it seems like a tight race, but my only fear is that I might not be able to spell it.- nik

Here are my Top 5 from the DIRTY ARMY:

1) scottsdale Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
russian + asain= Raisin

2) Confucius Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I shall call her “Dim Sum”. A little bit of everything, but a whole lot of nothing.

3) D Bags Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 3:31 pm
She looks both asain and like someone you would find at the county fair.
Let’s call her Carnie Chung.

4) Oleg Taktarov Says: March 3rd, 2008 at 9:26 am
If she’s claiming Russian, then she can only be the worst disaster is Russian history…
CHERNOBYL

5) your mom Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Charlie… as in Vietnam. Simple and to the point.

Honorable Mention- Dirty D-Bag Army Says: March 3rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Fi Dolla! Fi Dolla!

Sorry Mr. Houpr I couldn’t pull the trigger. People this is way more important than that democratic thing that is happening. These are your 5 1/2 nominees and your vote counts DIRTY ARMY (Burrito you cannot play). I will tally the votes and make a final decision end of work day tomorrow pacific standard time. I am putting this in your hands, so please do not let me down.- nik

P.S. Write out the name in comments not the number. Explanations of why you voted in a certain manner is highly recommended, but not mandatory… a name will do.
“Remember this will be recorded in the anals of the Dirty history.”- Will Ferrell

This is Viktoria “not a” Foxx at all from LA caught without MAKEUP (trust me this not the amount of make-up she usually cakes on)!!! Anyway this chick hates me because I keep calling her Asian in the Hollywood market.

EMAIL: Nik you are stupid and your website is so lame. I am RUSSIAN! Please take my pictures off immediately! You are jeopardizing my career! I am not kidding! YOU ARE A JERK!

I cannot… I am sorry ASIAN.- nik


EMAIL: Getting high/sleeping with “Chance” from I Love New York.

Now that is “Riding Dirty”… you know you have made it in LA when you are boning Chance.- nik

“I am going shark diving after I drop this IOI.”

So I need the DIRTY ARMY’S help. We need to make a good name for this Asian Sensation. THOUGHTS?- nik

Why does the Asian chick always look like there is a fly on her nose in pictures? I actually got nude pics sent in of her… gross. I guess people don’t like her for some reason. I have been busy I will get them up eventually.

EMAIL: Nik this chic has seriously slept with EVERY guy in the 90048 zip code . .

I am really wondering if she had eyelid surgery to open up her eyes more… so people wouldn’t think she was Asian?- nik

This chick is really starting to give me nightmares. Does she talk in robot?