Winner: Brock’s Chick

Winner: Prodigy

Winner: Chesticles

Winner: Houston Rockets

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look who I have came across.  Its one of everyone’s favorite Dirty Celeb, Chesticles.  She has been MIA for a while from TheDirty but in life she is continuing her ways, wanted to ask you what you think about her and how is she looking?

I can’t stop looking at her shoulder and the frailness of her arm, not a good sign. Has she taken any new pictures with clothes on lately?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so glad you have decided to revive Chesticles, personally I don’t know why but I love her and her body.  I think she is amazing and one of the hottest woman on planet earth.  Have you ever met her in person?  Is her skin soft as it looks?  I’d probably marry her if I ever had the chance.

Let’s be honest you only want to marry her because of her chest… you know you can buy those things for like 6k and mount them on your body. It could save you a lot of money and headache. The best part is that you can rub it out to yourself whenever you want for free.- nik

Click on the picture to understand how she got blessed with that Dirty Celeb name.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I thought everyone would like to know what Chesticles has been up too, her rack is looking beautiful as usual. I have yet to find her in person, I really wanted to see her stripping and see what she would do for a couple hundred bucks. For some reason this pixie looking coug turns me on, could just be those +4′s that have my heart. Anyways Nik enjoy.

Wow, I totally forgot about Chesticles… anyone in the DA have current intel on her?- nik

Also See: Where Has Chesticles Been

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to say that Chesticles is by far my favorite dirty celebrity.  You need to have her on the site more often.  For some reason I would marry her in two seconds if she asked.

I wonder why guys like this chick?  It makes no sense to me?- nik