Chesticles | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Chesticles Is Looking Good

February 12, 2011 Chesticles, The Dirty, Toronto 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look who I have came across.  Its one of everyone’s favorite Dirty Celeb, Chesticles.  She has been MIA for a while from TheDirty but in life she is continuing her ways, wanted to ask you what you think about her and how is she looking?

I can’t stop looking at her shoulder and the frailness of her arm, not a good sign. Has she taken any new pictures with clothes on lately?- nik

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I Would Marry Chesticles

December 9, 2010 Chesticles, Quebec City, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so glad you have decided to revive Chesticles, personally I don’t know why but I love her and her body.  I think she is amazing and one of the hottest woman on planet earth.  Have you ever met her in person?  Is her skin soft as it looks?  I’d probably marry her if I ever had the chance.

Let’s be honest you only want to marry her because of her chest… you know you can buy those things for like 6k and mount them on your body. It could save you a lot of money and headache. The best part is that you can rub it out to yourself whenever you want for free.- nik

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Dirty Celeb Of The Day

December 7, 2010 Chesticles, The Dirty 5

Click on the picture to understand how she got blessed with that Dirty Celeb name.

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Dirty Celeb Shoot

December 3, 2010 Chesticles, The Dirty, Toronto 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I thought everyone would like to know what Chesticles has been up too, her rack is looking beautiful as usual. I have yet to find her in person, I really wanted to see her stripping and see what she would do for a couple hundred bucks. For some reason this pixie looking coug turns me on, could just be those +4′s that have my heart. Anyways Nik enjoy.

Wow, I totally forgot about Chesticles… anyone in the DA have current intel on her?- nik

Also See: Where Has Chesticles Been

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Where Has Chesticles Been?

November 18, 2009 Chesticles, The Dirty, Toronto 37


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to say that Chesticles is by far my favorite dirty celebrity.  You need to have her on the site more often.  For some reason I would marry her in two seconds if she asked.

I wonder why guys like this chick?  It makes no sense to me?- nik

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Chesticles Has Sleeve Like Wizard

July 17, 2009 Chesticles, Toronto 12


THE DIRTY ARMY: Is this your girl Chesticles?….I wont ask you if you would cuz I already know you wouldnt…dont blame you even after seeing how flappy her meat curtains are Even I wouldnt stick my purple crayon near that…(and that’s saying a lot).

Chesticles you need to trim those lips.  I decided.- nik

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Chesticles Barbie?

March 26, 2009 Chesticles, Montreal, Toronto, Vancouver 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your Canadian Dirty Celeb now has an action figure or doll or whatever you want to call that creepy thing.

With her face, I was surprise it did not have Ken parts down there.- nik

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Chesticles Gets Freaky!

March 25, 2009 Chesticles, Montreal, The Dirty, Toronto, Vancouver 14


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across these pix of your Dirty Celeb CHESTICLES! This girl is freaky, I think I wouls get scared if she tried to touch my Greg.

I think her +2′s purchase was probably the greatest investment in Canadian history.- nik

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